Eggman Empire official Multiverse Broadcasting Thread

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Eggman Empire Broadcast #07
The Eggman Empire is looking for a special device.
It should be able to catch a god and disable his powers for at least 30 minutes.
Also, the failure rate should not be above 0.01%.
I assume Technotronics might have something like that?

Yes of course!
Exept the failure rate is 87.95%.
And the chance of exploding is 72%.
And it consumes as much power every secound as a fully armed dreadnought uses in an hour.
And it costs $959 993 812 995,50.

Other than that, it's cheap and perfectly safe!

Keep trying.
We have archieved a lower failure rate with the latest EE devices with no chance of exploding. and cheaper. and getting powered by the god it´s used on.
And your device is never worth as much as it can achieve.

Not Necro (only 2 days and 20 hours )

Eggman Empire Broadcast #08
The Eggman Empire will now take commisions which character from which universe should be assimilated into our new special ops emergency task group.

Ivan2006 wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Eggman Empire Broadcast #07
The Eggman Empire is looking for a special device.
It should be able to catch a god and disable his powers for at least 30 minutes.
Also, the failure rate should not be above 0.01%.
I assume Technotronics might have something like that?

Yes of course!
Exept the failure rate is 87.95%.
And the chance of exploding is 72%.
And it consumes as much power every secound as a fully armed dreadnought uses in an hour.
And it costs $959 993 812 995,50.

Other than that, it's cheap and perfectly safe!

Keep trying.
We have archieved a lower failure rate with the latest EE devices with no chance of exploding. and cheaper. and getting powered by the god it´s used on.
And your device is never worth as much as it can achieve.

For your information: The reason it is so unstable is because we made it unstable.
No one should ever try to store the powers of a god. It would be like storing the power of a nuclear power plant creates inside an AA battery.

Oh, and the god would rage, rebuilding it's powers and kill you and your entire faction in a matter of secounds.

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Eggman Empire Broadcast #07
The Eggman Empire is looking for a special device.
It should be able to catch a god and disable his powers for at least 30 minutes.
Also, the failure rate should not be above 0.01%.
I assume Technotronics might have something like that?

Yes of course!
Exept the failure rate is 87.95%.
And the chance of exploding is 72%.
And it consumes as much power every secound as a fully armed dreadnought uses in an hour.
And it costs $959 993 812 995,50.

Other than that, it's cheap and perfectly safe!

Keep trying.
We have archieved a lower failure rate with the latest EE devices with no chance of exploding. and cheaper. and getting powered by the god it´s used on.
And your device is never worth as much as it can achieve.

For your information: The reason it is so unstable is because we made it unstable.
No one should ever try to store the powers of a god. It would be like storing the power of a nuclear power plant creates inside an AA battery.

Oh, and the god would rage, rebuilding it's powers and kill you and your entire faction in a matter of secounds.

I actually wanted to brainwash a god with that machine, not drain him!

Ivan2006 wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Eggman Empire Broadcast #07
The Eggman Empire is looking for a special device.
It should be able to catch a god and disable his powers for at least 30 minutes.
Also, the failure rate should not be above 0.01%.
I assume Technotronics might have something like that?

Yes of course!
Exept the failure rate is 87.95%.
And the chance of exploding is 72%.
And it consumes as much power every secound as a fully armed dreadnought uses in an hour.
And it costs $959 993 812 995,50.

Other than that, it's cheap and perfectly safe!

Keep trying.
We have archieved a lower failure rate with the latest EE devices with no chance of exploding. and cheaper. and getting powered by the god it´s used on.
And your device is never worth as much as it can achieve.

For your information: The reason it is so unstable is because we made it unstable.
No one should ever try to store the powers of a god. It would be like storing the power of a nuclear power plant creates inside an AA battery.

Oh, and the god would rage, rebuilding it's powers and kill you and your entire faction in a matter of secounds.

I actually wanted to brainwash a god with that machine, not drain him!

Oh, you wanted a god brainwasher! Why didn't you say that at once?
We have a large sortiment of brainwashers, but for someone with a mind that strong, you can only keep it brainwashed for about 1 month, and that is if you use the expensive, but very effective...

Mentaclean NoMind SN 5000, the best and newest supernatural member of the Mentaclean family!
It has got a twin-turbo memory eraser, and the infrared laserhelmet let you get into the creatures mind in a matter of secounds!
After you have erased the memory, you can fill it with new thoughts and beliefs using a quick and simple control panel!
Buy it now for only 500 000 Enu, or $95 000, and recieve the Zap-Lock SN 1000 Distance Tazer for the ridicculously low prize of $1000!

Mentaclean. High quality memory erasing.
Mentaclean, the mentaclean logo, the NoMind series, the NoMind logo, the Zap-Lock series and the Zap-Lock logo are registered trademarks of Technotronics Industries. Copyright Technotronics Industries.

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Eggman Empire Broadcast #07
The Eggman Empire is looking for a special device.
It should be able to catch a god and disable his powers for at least 30 minutes.
Also, the failure rate should not be above 0.01%.
I assume Technotronics might have something like that?

Yes of course!
Exept the failure rate is 87.95%.
And the chance of exploding is 72%.
And it consumes as much power every secound as a fully armed dreadnought uses in an hour.
And it costs $959 993 812 995,50.

Other than that, it's cheap and perfectly safe!

Keep trying.
We have archieved a lower failure rate with the latest EE devices with no chance of exploding. and cheaper. and getting powered by the god it´s used on.
And your device is never worth as much as it can achieve.

For your information: The reason it is so unstable is because we made it unstable.
No one should ever try to store the powers of a god. It would be like storing the power of a nuclear power plant creates inside an AA battery.

Oh, and the god would rage, rebuilding it's powers and kill you and your entire faction in a matter of secounds.

I actually wanted to brainwash a god with that machine, not drain him!

Oh, you wanted a god brainwasher! Why didn't you say that at once?
We have a large sortiment of brainwashers, but for someone with a mind that strong, you can only keep it brainwashed for about 1 month, and that is if you use the expensive, but very effective...

Mentaclean NoMind SN 5000, the best and newest supernatural member of the Mentaclean family!
It has got a twin-turbo memory eraser, and the infrared laserhelmet let you get into the creatures mind in a matter of secounds!
After you have erased the memory, you can fill it with new thoughts and beliefs using a quick and simple control panel!
Buy it now for only 500 000 Enu, or $95 000, and recieve the Zap-Lock SN 1000 Distance Tazer for the ridicculously low prize of $1000!

Mentaclean. High quality memory erasing.
Mentaclean, the mentaclean logo, the NoMind series, the NoMind logo, the Zap-Lock series and the Zap-Lock logo are registered trademarks of Technotronics Industries. Copyright Technotronics Industries.

Is it single use or reusable?

Ivan2006 wrote:

Is it single use or reusable?

Reusable, and fusion powered! Just add whatever in the tank until it's filled, and it's ready to go.
The tazer runs on rechargeable batteries, though.

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Is it single use or reusable?

Reusable, and fusion powered! Just add whatever in the tank until it's filled, and it's ready to go.
The tazer runs on rechargeable batteries, though.

Please deliver 10 units directly to my flagship, the EES Fortress II, currently located in orbit of planet Etiquersa, Ynop system, Universe G4, unless shipping there costs more than 100.000$.
In case shipping would cost more than that, please send me your adress so I can get it myself.

Ivan2006 wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Is it single use or reusable?

Reusable, and fusion powered! Just add whatever in the tank until it's filled, and it's ready to go.
The tazer runs on rechargeable batteries, though.

Please deliver 10 units directly to my flagship, the EES Fortress II, currently located in orbit of planet Etiquersa, Ynop system, Universe G4, unless shipping there costs more than 100.000$.
In case shipping would cost more than that, please send me your adress so I can get it myself.

It's your lucky day, we actually have a mobile shop station in the Ynop system right now! Shipping will be as low as 100$/unit!
A delivery droid is on its way at this moment. Estimated arrival: 25 minutes from now.

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Is it single use or reusable?

Reusable, and fusion powered! Just add whatever in the tank until it's filled, and it's ready to go.
The tazer runs on rechargeable batteries, though.

Please deliver 10 units directly to my flagship, the EES Fortress II, currently located in orbit of planet Etiquersa, Ynop system, Universe G4, unless shipping there costs more than 100.000$.
In case shipping would cost more than that, please send me your adress so I can get it myself.

It's your lucky day, we actually have a mobile shop station in the Ynop system right now! Shipping will be as low as 100$/unit!
A delivery droid is on its way at this moment. Estimated arrival: 25 minutes from now.

A quick transmission to all poniews, bronies and similar stuff:

Spoiler:

Ivan2006 wrote:

A quick transmission to all poniews, bronies and similar stuff:

Spoiler:

Replacing the sun and the moon?
Canceling rainbows??
Turning innocent creatures into robots!?
CLEARING FOREST!?!?

My good mister Ivan, Technotronics Industries are strongly against other people using our technology to destroy the environment unless it's at least 70% necessary for a project that is at least 15% more important.

We will activate the self destruct mechanics in the pony catchers and the brain washers, report your behavior to the galactic council, and supply the ponies with any weapons and equipment necessary to protect themselves from you.

Signed: Sir Daynel DeReitz, CEO of Technotronics Industries inc.

Ok, what the hell? I've made 5 posts to this thread and SOMEONE KEEPS DELETING THEM.

Alright, i'm sick of this. My last post was a nearly 500 word essay. Next time my message gets deleted, i'm locking this thread (Temporarily).

And if you are deleting my posts, reveal yourself now and nobody gets hurt.


And another thing. The NeoRoman Dominion has officially declared full-scale war on Technotronics industries, for thievery of products, espionage, sabatoge, refusal to exit NeoRoman territory, exploitation of NeoRoman owned resources, false information, and the destruction of our main Dylerian Shipyard. You have cost us over 9 hundred trillion Roms in damages and losses, translating to 64 Quadrillion credits in losses.

Our fleets await your response.

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

A quick transmission to all poniews, bronies and similar stuff:

Spoiler:

Replacing the sun and the moon?
Canceling rainbows??
Turning innocent creatures into robots!?
CLEARING FOREST!?!?

My good mister Ivan, Technotronics Industries are strongly against other people using our technology to destroy the environment unless it's at least 70% necessary for a project that is at least 15% more important.

We will activate the self destruct mechanics in the pony catchers and the brain washers, report your behavior to the galactic council, and supply the ponies with any weapons and equipment necessary to protect themselves from you.

Signed: Sir Daynel DeReitz, CEO of Technotronics Industries inc.

We´re not replacing the sun and the moon. Look, in the pony world, the planet movement depends on gods, and since my plan is to deploy them elsewhere, a (EE) machine will take over that job.
Cancelling rainbows, anyway, will not negatively effect the environment, since rainbows are manufactured manually over there just in order to look good.
About the "turning innocent creatures into robots" thing, well, it is called "assimilation of intelligent species at times of war against named species" if you want to know. Doesn´t have anything to do with the environment either.
About the clearing forest thing, I will cancel that.
Oh, and I will try not to cause too much deverstation while taking over, okay?

Fenway wrote:

Ok, what the hell? I've made 5 posts to this thread and SOMEONE KEEPS DELETING THEM.

Alright, i'm sick of this. My last post was a nearly 500 word essay. Next time my message gets deleted, i'm locking this thread (Temporarily).

And if you are deleting my posts, reveal yourself now and nobody gets hurt.


And another thing. The NeoRoman Dominion has officially declared full-scale war on Technotronics industries, for thievery of products, espionage, sabatoge, refusal to exit NeoRoman territory, exploitation of NeoRoman owned resources, false information, and the destruction of our main Dylerian Shipyard. You have cost us over 9 hundred trillion Roms in damages and losses, translating to 64 Quadrillion credits in losses.

Our fleets await your response.

I have not had such problems by now, but if their machines tend to fail against those ponies, I will quit my trading agreement with them and join you.

Oh, and about the lock thread thing, please don´t.
It´s not my fault your stuff gets deleted, discuss that one in Area51 or somewhere, but please don´t take my broadcasting range.

Ivan2006 wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

A quick transmission to all poniews, bronies and similar stuff:

Spoiler:

Replacing the sun and the moon?
Canceling rainbows??
Turning innocent creatures into robots!?
CLEARING FOREST!?!?

My good mister Ivan, Technotronics Industries are strongly against other people using our technology to destroy the environment unless it's at least 70% necessary for a project that is at least 15% more important.

We will activate the self destruct mechanics in the pony catchers and the brain washers, report your behavior to the galactic council, and supply the ponies with any weapons and equipment necessary to protect themselves from you.

Signed: Sir Daynel DeReitz, CEO of Technotronics Industries inc.

We´re not replacing the sun and the moon. Look, in the pony world, the planet movement depends on gods, and since my plan is to deploy them elsewhere, a (EE) machine will take over that job.
Cancelling rainbows, anyway, will not negatively effect the environment, since rainbows are manufactured manually over there just in order to look good.
About the "turning innocent creatures into robots" thing, well, it is called "assimilation of intelligent species at times of war against named species" if you want to know. Doesn´t have anything to do with the environment either.
About the clearing forest thing, I will cancel that.
Oh, and I will try not to cause too much deverstation while taking over, okay?

1: If the gods will be kept in safe and comfortable areas, I will accept that.
2: I see. And if they are truly decorative only, that is accepted.
3: Are the ponies aware that you have declared war against them? Have they accepted that? In that case, that is acceptable too, I guess.
4: Good.
You will keep what you have bought if you promise not to damage the environment more that necessary.
But I will keep an eye on you, and if the atmosphere gets abnormal colours, I will send a diplomatic ship escorted by some dreadnoughts and a bunch of battle cruisers.

End of message.

I just want to know what's going on, thats all. I wouldn't lock it in 5 million years.

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

A quick transmission to all poniews, bronies and similar stuff:

Spoiler:

Replacing the sun and the moon?
Canceling rainbows??
Turning innocent creatures into robots!?
CLEARING FOREST!?!?

My good mister Ivan, Technotronics Industries are strongly against other people using our technology to destroy the environment unless it's at least 70% necessary for a project that is at least 15% more important.

We will activate the self destruct mechanics in the pony catchers and the brain washers, report your behavior to the galactic council, and supply the ponies with any weapons and equipment necessary to protect themselves from you.

Signed: Sir Daynel DeReitz, CEO of Technotronics Industries inc.

We´re not replacing the sun and the moon. Look, in the pony world, the planet movement depends on gods, and since my plan is to deploy them elsewhere, a (EE) machine will take over that job.
Cancelling rainbows, anyway, will not negatively effect the environment, since rainbows are manufactured manually over there just in order to look good.
About the "turning innocent creatures into robots" thing, well, it is called "assimilation of intelligent species at times of war against named species" if you want to know. Doesn´t have anything to do with the environment either.
About the clearing forest thing, I will cancel that.
Oh, and I will try not to cause too much deverstation while taking over, okay?

1: If the gods will be kept in safe and comfortable areas, I will accept that.
2: I see. And if they are truly decorative only, that is accepted.
3: Are the ponies aware that you have declared war against them? Have they accepted that? In that case, that is acceptable too, I guess.
4: Good.
You will keep what you have bought if you promise not to damage the environment more that necessary.
But I will keep an eye on you, and if the atmosphere gets abnormal colours, I will send a diplomatic ship escorted by some dreadnoughts and a bunch of battle cruisers.

End of message.

The gods will be told to (using your god-brainwasher) move to another planet in another universe with the same physics and similar environment.
I will inform the ponies about the declaration of war at least 24 hours before entering atmosphere. And, by the way, ho can you not accept the declaration of war?

Ivan2006 wrote:

The gods will be told to (using your god-brainwasher) move to another planet in another universe with the same physics and similar environment.
I will inform the ponies about the declaration of war at least 24 hours before entering atmosphere. And, by the way, how can you not accept the declaration of war?

I am sorry for the stupid question about war accepting. Feel free to proceed.
But if you destroy the highly special environment of the planet in any permanent way, the ponies will get all necessary support.

Daynel wrote:

Ivan2006 wrote:

The gods will be told to (using your god-brainwasher) move to another planet in another universe with the same physics and similar environment.
I will inform the ponies about the declaration of war at least 24 hours before entering atmosphere. And, by the way, how can you not accept the declaration of war?

I am sorry for the stupid question about war accepting. Feel free to proceed.
But if you destroy the highly special environment of the planet in any permanent way, the ponies will get all necessary support.

We want to plant crops on this planet. The current environment allows us to harvest crops about 3 times as often as on other planets.
We have a good reason to be environment- friendly.

Fenway wrote:

Ok, what the hell? I've made 5 posts to this thread and SOMEONE KEEPS DELETING THEM.

Alright, i'm sick of this. My last post was a nearly 500 word essay. Next time my message gets deleted, i'm locking this thread (Temporarily).

And if you are deleting my posts, reveal yourself now and nobody gets hurt.


And another thing. The NeoRoman Dominion has officially declared full-scale war on Technotronics industries, for thievery of products, espionage, sabotage, refusal to exit NeoRoman territory, exploitation of NeoRoman owned resources, false information, and the destruction of our main Dylerian Shipyard. You have cost us over 9 hundred trillion Roms in damages and losses, translating to 64 Quadrillion credits in losses.

Our fleets await your response.

What? When did this happen?
Wait.. the "Refusal to exit NeoRoman territory" and the "destruction of our main Dylerian Shipyard" don't possibly happen to be Combat Frigate 11885 and 19783? I am terribly sorry for that, the captains were approaching NeoRoman area and was told to stop and go another way, and they told us they would, and then we lost all contact. The captains of these ships have almost never followed orders anyway, I will expell them from the Technotronic fleet immediately.

And about the rest, I am pretty sure it was Science Carrier LMX-9937. My only explaination to that is that a brain disturbing virus that by some reason was contained aboard got loose and infected most of the crew.

And there might also be the little incident when a diplomatic carrier was attacked by pirates, and the crew had to blow up their own ship and hijack the pirate vessels, then to drift around aimlessly.

Just tell me as many details as possible, and I will see what I can do.

Spoiler:

Okay, I´ll leave you two on your own.

Aaaanyway, it seams like I had something called a success.

I, Surpreme Grandmaster Ivan Kintobor, now leave the battle to Great Grandmaster Bowser Koopa (we got everyone ).
Don´t expect him to reply much.
See you tomorrow.

I will open a new thread for discussions and politics around the Eggman Empire.
Some Mod please lock this due to the fact that its format isn´t useful anymore.
Thank you.
PS: I know this is technically necro but I fell better when it´s locked than it being just dead and waiting for someone other to necro it.