Eggman Empire official Multiverse Broadcasting Thread

Here the Eggman Empire will broadcast its activities and allow discussion.

I highly apreciate the usage of memes, ponies, and funny quotes. Politic is boring enough, let´s make discussion about broadcasts a bit more relaxed.

Well, let´s get started!

Eggman Empire Broadcast #01

The Eggman Empire is one of the few Nations which officially describe themself as a Dictatorship.
Everyone can join the EE unless there is heavy suspicion about you being a spy or saboteur.
In the EE everything is done by the military.
The Crops are grown and harvested by the Military, the industry is run by the military, public transport is provided by the military...
Well, the Point is: The only job we have is solider.
If you join the EE you will start as a Sergeant, but if you get conquered you have to start as a Legionaire.
If you have military Experience you can even start as Lieutenant, if you already were an officer before you joined the EE, you get to start with the rank of a Kommissar.

Further Information about the EE ranking system will be provided in Broadcast #02

No.

Click the spoiler in my signature.

Sry mate I don't think it will pick up . With all that lore you brought about Sonic's universe he's just too cartoonish (at least for me) and feels too surreal to get any connection with him.

Technotronics describes itself as a Dicatorship too.
A dictatorship where the people can vote, but still. A dictatorship.

Daynel wrote:

Technotronics describes itself as a Dicatorship too.
A dictatorship where the people can vote, but still. A dictatorship.

Not making much sense, is it like one of those countries that call themselves a democracy but rig votes for whoever they want, and one person stays in power for a long time or what?

hyperlite wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Technotronics describes itself as a Dicatorship too.
A dictatorship where the people can vote, but still. A dictatorship.

Not making much sense, is it like one of those countries that call themselves a democracy but rig votes for whoever they want, and one person stays in power for a long time or what?

TECHNOCRATIC SOCIALIST REPUBLIC FTW!

This unrelated Broadcast is brought to you by NeoRoman Industries.

Introducing the Egg-Cracker 9001! This nifty device utilizes an ultra-sonic sound wave to crack the egg 100% of the time! Featuring twin laser cannons, missiles, and a power level indicater! This robot Nikola Tesla helped make possible is powerful enough to crack entire Kingdoms of Acorns!
It has an emerald infused fusion core, blending chaos with energy for the best destruction! It also features three Mobius strips that keep it running soundly!

Get yours today!

So it's a nutcracker

hyperlite wrote:

Daynel wrote:

Technotronics describes itself as a Dicatorship too.
A dictatorship where the people can vote, but still. A dictatorship.

Not making much sense, is it like one of those countries that call themselves a democracy but rig votes for whoever they want, and one person stays in power for a long time or what?

The faction has a dictator (me) who takes all final desicions, but for some of the desicions, the people can vote what they think we should do.

The introduction of EE ranking system got delayed because it was considered necessary to use Broadcast #02 as a response to the following broadcast.

Fenway wrote:

This unrelated Broadcast is brought to you by NeoRoman Industries.

Introducing the Egg-Cracker 9001! This nifty device utilizes an ultra-sonic sound wave to crack the egg 100% of the time! Featuring twin laser cannons, missiles, and a power level indicater! This robot Nikola Tesla helped make possible is powerful enough to crack entire Kingdoms of Acorns!
It has an emerald infused fusion core, blending chaos with energy for the best destruction! It also features three Mobius strips that keep it running soundly!

Get yours today!

Eggman Empire Broadcast #02

The Technology used by NeoRoman Industries indicates that they use technology gained by industrial espionage against the Eggman Empire.
Please be adviced not to buy their products, since stolen technology often has several flaws.
Also, the statement that their robot would be able to destroy the Kingdom of Acorn several times is a troll.
Apperently, the Kingdom of Acorn was quite weak most of the time and was conquered by Dr. Ivo Robotnik using only 1 battilion of SWATbots.
After the Kingdom of Acorn has been restored it was named Kingdom of Knothole.
Actually, it got named Kingdom of Acorn again when the capital city was moved to new Mobotropolis, but was almost instantly reformed into the Republic of Acorn.
Long story short: The Kingdom of Acorn was lame. Sonic lives in the Republic of Acorn.

@ Fenway - Why would you make a broadcast in a thread where Ivan makes broadcasts ? It's like thread highjacking...
@ Ivan - Why would you reply to it ?

Iv121 wrote:

@ Fenway - Why would you make a broadcast in a thread where Ivan makes broadcasts ? It's like thread highjacking...
@ Ivan - Why would you reply to it ?

Because he stole EE technology in order to make that Broadcast.

A broadcast from the Futurecraft Commonwealth:

Why would you listen to a dictator?

And for that matter, why say anything but "No"?

Commander Error wrote:

A broadcast from the Futurecraft Commonwealth:

Why would you listen to a dictator?

And for that matter, why say anything but "No"?

Response question: why do earthlings listen to China?

Response question: Do you have any idea how stupid this is? And how stupid sonicverse is? It's not sci-fi. It's cartoon.

Keon wrote:

Response question: Do you have any idea how stupid this is? And how stupid sonicverse is? It's not sci-fi. It's cartoon.

And you were criticizing Mack on treating people badly for no reason. If he wants to, he can. If you don't like it just don't click on the bleeding thread.

Keon wrote:

Response question: Do you have any idea how stupid this is? And how stupid sonicverse is? It's not sci-fi. It's cartoon.

You did get a little bit too much influence by AoStH and SonicX as well as Sonic Underground and the Games.
As well, Fleetway Sonic comics are bullshit.

I can understand them from a game perspective, but don't go claiming you are from sonic. ACH does it because he started wayyyy ago, and never breaks character, has things ready for every question, and is entertaining.

Anyway, eggman is fat and dumb and has no sense of style. And sonic is just wrong because people say he's faster than sound but he isn't because you run at maybe 30 mph at max.

KIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY!



Deal with it.

But, I have to put an official response here. Sonic is a legitimate universe. Dr. Ivo Robotnik, or Eggman, creates massive robot armies, enslaves people, has used nuclear, biological, chemical, and genetic weapons on numerous occasions, and enjoys cruelty.

Sonic, and the other people in the universe, are a different species entirely, offshoots of other species we know today. They are sentient. They are technically aliens.

Kirby doesn't count AT ALL. It is a pink blob with huge eyes able to ingest things and turn into them, riding shooting stars and hitting people with wooden mallets. Your arguement is invalid.

Well, done. *slow clap*

Keon wrote:

ACH does it because he started wayyyy ago, and never breaks character, has things ready for every question, and is entertaining.

[sarcasm]Its very nice to see someone finds my culture entertaining.[/sarcasm]

Did you know there are ginger owls? Ach told me.

I'm not quite understanding the fascination with owls of the ginger coloration.