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Hierarch Fenway DEV
Posts : 1196 Join date : 2011-10-26 Location : |]||o|{o}-H--X-)|(
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:01 pm | |
| Unfortunately, the Tech Star MKII is controlled by raptors. They eat you.
I taunt the raptors and run. (Do NOT taunt super-happy-fun raptor) | |
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Soul of Jack Infantry
Posts : 671 Join date : 2012-03-12 Location : In the Baile System.
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:30 pm | |
| The Raptors find you and eat you bit by painful bit to keep you alive as long as possable.
I throw myself into a black hole. | |
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Hierarch Fenway DEV
Posts : 1196 Join date : 2011-10-26 Location : |]||o|{o}-H--X-)|(
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:44 pm | |
| Raptors exist outside Space and Time. The enter the singularity and you are eaten by infinitely dense raptors.
I eat myself. | |
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Groot Marine
Posts : 1456 Join date : 2012-03-18 Age : 27 Location : Yggdrasil
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:47 pm | |
| Raptors are immune to logic paradoxes. You are killed and eaten (again)
I sit on the shoulders of a MK-IV Lamentor biomech (anyone who followed the rounded RP will know how stupid this is), which precedes to relentlessly shred raptors and everything else it sees. The biomech is also immune to the bubonic plague and all pathogen induced diseases. | |
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Caramell Sergeant
Posts : 955 Join date : 2012-06-20 Age : 25 Location : Neo Seoul
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:51 pm | |
| A team of humans have joined the raptor side, and nukes the lamentor.
I infiltrate the team of humans and make them destroy the raptor army from the inside. | |
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Groot Marine
Posts : 1456 Join date : 2012-03-18 Age : 27 Location : Yggdrasil
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:02 pm | |
| - Strategion Daynel wrote:
- A team of humans have joined the raptor side, and nukes the lamentor.
I infiltrate the team of humans and make them destroy the raptor army from the inside. Silly boy, you know what happened last time someone nuked a lamentor The raptors discover you, you are killed and eaten I start eating raptors (after several vaccinations against diseases like the bubonic plague), after all, raptors are about the size of turkeys ( if we are talking about velociraptors) | |
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Caramell Sergeant
Posts : 955 Join date : 2012-06-20 Age : 25 Location : Neo Seoul
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:06 pm | |
| You find yourself extremely allergic to raptor meat.
I start a raptor hunting, butchering and selling industry, earning lots of money because raptors ate all the turkeys and it's not too long until Christmas. | |
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Groot Marine
Posts : 1456 Join date : 2012-03-18 Age : 27 Location : Yggdrasil
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:09 pm | |
| Raptors are toxic to humans, you die, along with everyone you sold raptor meat to, way to go for killing the human race jackass.
I grab a crowbar and start cracking heads | |
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Joel Marine
Posts : 1473 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 27 Location : A Death World, stopping a Waaagh!
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:25 pm | |
| Your crowbar breaks upon your equipping of it and you are eaten by raptors that escaped one of the many installations of the Jurassic Park program.
I remain dead. | |
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ACH0225 General
Posts : 2346 Join date : 2012-01-01 Location : I might be somewhere, I might not.
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:50 pm | |
| The Word Usage Nazi Raptors kill you for saying that in that way.
I build 77777777777777777777.8 giant hollow 500-mile thick titanium cubes, bury them, fill them with my clones, dig them up, kill the clones, make new clones, fill the cubes with sandwiches, release the clones into the universe, put a stolen Star Trek replicator into one of the cubes, go into that cube, and live happily in a 500 mile thick titanium cube. | |
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Tiel+ Lord/Lady Rear Admiral 1st
Posts : 5497 Join date : 2012-02-20 Age : 26 Location : AFK
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:57 pm | |
| You suffocate to death.
I hijack *insert vehicle here* and go to *supposedly safe location here*. | |
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torrentialAberration Infantry
Posts : 727 Join date : 2012-06-20 Age : 111 Location : omnipresent
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:30 pm | |
| Raptors are in [insert mentioned vehicle here] or are already at [insert mentioned safe place here] and you are devoured.
I use [insert weapon here] to fight off [insert number of raptors here], then make my way to [insert safe place here] | |
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_Shadowcat_ Infantry
Posts : 421 Join date : 2012-10-22 Age : 27 Location : Master Theif
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:42 pm | |
| The raptors go back in time and remove the bracket keys from existance, Resulting in you never being born, They also eat yoru caveman ancestors.
I hide on a tradestar that supplys dropcrates full of robots, clones, and various weapons to the planet. | |
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Tiel+ Lord/Lady Rear Admiral 1st
Posts : 5497 Join date : 2012-02-20 Age : 26 Location : AFK
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:16 pm | |
| *Insert physically impossible cause of death here*
I create *insert supposedly safe object here* with a replicator and hide. | |
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ACH0225 General
Posts : 2346 Join date : 2012-01-01 Location : I might be somewhere, I might not.
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:07 pm | |
| - _Shadowcat_ wrote:
- The raptors go back in time and remove the bracket keys from existance, Resulting in you never being born, They also eat yoru caveman ancestors.
I hide on a tradestar that supplys dropcrates full of robots, clones, and various weapons to the planet. Skynet, now under raptor control, takes over the robots, who proceed to kill your facehole. I de-volve myself into the form of raptor that we once were, and hunt humans. | |
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Hierarch Fenway DEV
Posts : 1196 Join date : 2011-10-26 Location : |]||o|{o}-H--X-)|(
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:14 pm | |
| Raptors screw with Time-Travel and Evolution. They become mega-raptors, and eat the little false raptor that you are.
Tiel's replicator goes haywire and begins replicating millions of raptors. Rather than being eaten, you are squashed to death in your metal bawx.
I use (Noun) in order to (Verb describing action of safety), and then I proceed to (Verb) in a (Noun), which is very (Adjective describing safeguards) | |
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_Shadowcat_ Infantry
Posts : 421 Join date : 2012-10-22 Age : 27 Location : Master Theif
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sun Nov 18, 2012 1:44 am | |
| The raptors deactivate the internet, You resulting bordom causes you to commit suicide, Where cosmic raptors eat your soul.
I go last hope style off a cliff in a Mustang with an Automatic extendedmag DesertEagle to my death. | |
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Tiel+ Lord/Lady Rear Admiral 1st
Posts : 5497 Join date : 2012-02-20 Age : 26 Location : AFK
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sun Nov 18, 2012 1:51 am | |
| You (noun), causing the (raptor action) which results in (form of death).
I go Asura's Wrath on them Raptors. Props if someone figures out the right counter to this. | |
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Hierarch Fenway DEV
Posts : 1196 Join date : 2011-10-26 Location : |]||o|{o}-H--X-)|(
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:32 am | |
| Using super-science, the Raptors manage to extract all of the atoms that used to be you, reconstruct your body piece by piece, and then eat you.
I use the formula f(Raptor)=34X^5+SqRt(25*Raptor)*(Raptor/2) To prove that raptors are statistically impossible. | |
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Groot Marine
Posts : 1456 Join date : 2012-03-18 Age : 27 Location : Yggdrasil
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:04 pm | |
| You accidentally prove the entirety of existence impossible, and the universe ceases to exist, way to go jackass.
I divide by zero, which combined by fens equation, causes a logic paradox which causes the universe to explode (again) | |
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Captain stufuzzycat Sergeant
Posts : 826 Join date : 2012-05-02 Age : 24 Location : At my computer, pwning s*** up with my warfrigate
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:21 pm | |
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Joel Marine
Posts : 1473 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 27 Location : A Death World, stopping a Waaagh!
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:36 pm | |
| The raptors survive the explosion and eat you all.
I remain dead. | |
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Groot Marine
Posts : 1456 Join date : 2012-03-18 Age : 27 Location : Yggdrasil
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:53 pm | |
| Raptors resurrect you with some 115, you are killed and eaten
I grab a titanium reinforced crowbar and start cracking head(crab)s | |
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Joel Marine
Posts : 1473 Join date : 2012-04-01 Age : 27 Location : A Death World, stopping a Waaagh!
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:02 pm | |
| Gordon Freeman takes his crowbar back from you and breaks your face in.
I become an all powerful god and wipe me from all databases, organic and mechanical, then undo my existence. | |
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torrentialAberration Infantry
Posts : 727 Join date : 2012-06-20 Age : 111 Location : omnipresent
| Subject: Re: Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts.. Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:05 pm | |
| I am promoted to admin of the universe and perma-ban all the raptors to Banhell. | |
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