Warhammer40k jokes,funny vids and such.

Anything and everything warhammer40k that is funny post it here and share it !go

Norse Showed me this a few days ago i could not stop laughing (warning its a bit wrong but funny as hell)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJUi4cB4oc&feature=relmfu

Here is another funny video in relation to a Space Hulk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4tmNhtf8ks&feature=related

Chapter Master Addeptis wrote:

Anything and everything warhammer40k that is funny post it here and share it !go

Norse Showed me this a few days ago i could not stop laughing (warning its a bit wrong but funny as hell)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJUi4cB4oc&feature=relmfu

I saw the uncensored version on newgrounds.....

blockman42 wrote:

Chapter Master Addeptis wrote:

Anything and everything warhammer40k that is funny post it here and share it !go

Norse Showed me this a few days ago i could not stop laughing (warning its a bit wrong but funny as hell)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJUi4cB4oc&feature=relmfu

I saw the uncensored version on newgrounds.....

ಠ_ಠ

blockman42 wrote:

Chapter Master Addeptis wrote:

Anything and everything warhammer40k that is funny post it here and share it !go

Norse Showed me this a few days ago i could not stop laughing (warning its a bit wrong but funny as hell)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJUi4cB4oc&feature=relmfu

I saw the uncensored version on newgrounds.....

Mammaries!

Tiel wrote:

blockman42 wrote:

Chapter Master Addeptis wrote:

Anything and everything warhammer40k that is funny post it here and share it !go

Norse Showed me this a few days ago i could not stop laughing (warning its a bit wrong but funny as hell)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJUi4cB4oc&feature=relmfu

I saw the uncensored version on newgrounds.....

Mammaries!

You sure can find some strange/holy mammaries videos

Quote :

SPESS MEHREENS! TODAY, THE CUSTOMERS ARE AT OUR DOORS! WE KNOW OUR BURGERS, AND WE WILL COOK THEM! WE FRY FOR OUR HONAH AS BLUD REVENS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE FRY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!
IF WE FEHL AN ORDAH, WE WILL MAKE IT AGAIN AND GIVE A DISCOUNT! BUT WE WILL NOT FEHL, NO, IT IS THE CUSTOMER WHO WILL TASTE OUR DELICIOUS EMPRAH BURGAHS.

AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF OUR BATTLE BURGERS ARE STORED IN SPESS, PREPARED TO DEEP FRY! OUR LARDERS HAVE BEEN PREPARED SHOULD THE CUSTOMERS BE SO BOLD AND FOOLISH TO COME BACK FOR SECONDS! WE HAVE PLACED MULTIPLE FRYCOOKS ALLOWING FOR MULTIPLE, SIMMULTANEUS DEVAHSTATING DEEP FRIES.
THE CODEX CLOGGEDARTERIES NEMES THIS MANUVAH HEART PAIN! WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE BURGAHS, AND OVERWHELM THEM, LEAVE NONE UNFRIED!
WE ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FRYCOOKS!

"Since then the Earth has suffered an age of technological regression, brutal dictatorship, and been under siege by every single nasty the universe can throw at at. Basically, life sucks, and you're probably going to get eaten by Tyranids. Have Fun."

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Slut_Patrol

have fun

Chapter Master Addeptis wrote:

Anything and everything warhammer40k that is funny post it here and share it !go

Norse Showed me this a few days ago i could not stop laughing (warning its a bit wrong but funny as hell)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJUi4cB4oc&feature=relmfu

That guy in the vid stole my title!

Tiel wrote:

You haz no reason nor the ability to do so.

You ninja'd me. The macro was not in reference to you.

Tiel wrote:

You ninja'd me. The macro was not in reference to you.

What then?

Surp. Grm. Ivan Kintobor wrote:

Tiel wrote:

You ninja'd me. The macro was not in reference to you.

What then?

I believe it was in reference to the link I posted that he obviously didn't follow. It's a webcomic titled because of how much the Eldar suck at life.

Avenger_7 wrote:

Surp. Grm. Ivan Kintobor wrote:

Tiel wrote:

You ninja'd me. The macro was not in reference to you.

What then?

I believe it was in reference to the link I posted that he obviously didn't follow. It's a webcomic titled because of how much the Eldar suck at life.

I have this annoying kid who keeps peeking at my screen in class.

The last thing I need is a pair of fictional characters in the act of copulation staring back up at him.

Tiel wrote:

Avenger_7 wrote:

Surp. Grm. Ivan Kintobor wrote:

Tiel wrote:

You ninja'd me. The macro was not in reference to you.

What then?

I believe it was in reference to the link I posted that he obviously didn't follow. It's a webcomic titled because of how much the Eldar suck at life.

I have this annoying kid who keeps peeking at my screen in class.

The last thing I need is a pair of fictional characters in the act of copulation staring back up at him.

There is no porn involved. Who do you think I am? Vinyl?

Tiel wrote:

Avenger_7 wrote:

Surp. Grm. Ivan Kintobor wrote:

Tiel wrote:

You ninja'd me. The macro was not in reference to you.

What then?

I believe it was in reference to the link I posted that he obviously didn't follow. It's a webcomic titled because of how much the Eldar suck at life.

I have this annoying kid who keeps peeking at my screen in class.

The last thing I need is a pair of fictional characters in the act of copulation staring back up at him.

You should slam his face in your laptop, and then start paying attention in class.

In my experience, flesh backed by bone don't play nice with screens

Tiel wrote:

In my experience, flesh backed by bone don't play nice with screens

You mean your laptop isn't made of brushed titanium?

Feature request: Nokia laptops

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Tiel wrote:

In my experience, flesh backed by bone don't play nice with screens

You mean your laptop isn't made of brushed titanium?

Feature request: Nokia laptops

Even if the case was made of titanium, most LCD screens, to my knowledge, aren't inlaid with neutronium xD

Tiel wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Tiel wrote:

In my experience, flesh backed by bone don't play nice with screens

You mean your laptop isn't made of brushed titanium?

Feature request: Nokia laptops

Even if the case was made of titanium, most LCD screens, to my knowledge, aren't inlaid with neutronium xD

You can use a Nokia cellphone to hammer a nail. I suspect that even the screen on a Nokia laptop would be stronger than mere flesh and bone.