Wish-Granting game.

Granted, but it was Adam West. And that's terrible.


I wish to be rescued from PETA.

fr0stbyte124 wrote:

Granted, but it was Adam West. And that's terrible.


I wish to be rescued from PETA.

Granted. You are rescued by your magical dinosaur and ride away and don't get hurt. And then make it home.

I couldn't bring myself to hurt an Aye-Aye, much less one this mod depends on.

I wish I could fly indefinitely, still be able to land, do not die from flying or the lack therof, not suffer from flying, landing, or any other part of flying. And not as an airplane, as wings. And have control of said flight.

Keon wrote:

fr0stbyte124 wrote:

Granted, but it was Adam West. And that's terrible.


I wish to be rescued from PETA.

Granted. You are rescued by your magical dinosaur and ride away and don't get hurt. And then make it home.

I couldn't bring myself to hurt an Aye-Aye, much less one this mod depends on.

I wish I could fly indefinitely, still be able to land, do not die from flying or the lack therof, not suffer from flying, landing, or any other part of flying. And not as an airplane, as wings. And have control of said flight.

Granted. You choke on some birdseed.

I wish that there wasn't an OH NO HERE IT COMES HELP MAAAAUUUGGGGHHH-

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Keon wrote:

fr0stbyte124 wrote:

Granted, but it was Adam West. And that's terrible.


I wish to be rescued from PETA.

Granted. You are rescued by your magical dinosaur and ride away and don't get hurt. And then make it home.

I couldn't bring myself to hurt an Aye-Aye, much less one this mod depends on.

I wish I could fly indefinitely, still be able to land, do not die from flying or the lack therof, not suffer from flying, landing, or any other part of flying. And not as an airplane, as wings. And have control of said flight.

Granted. You choke on some birdseed.

I wish that there wasn't an OH NO HERE IT COMES HELP MAAAAUUUGGGGHHH-

Granted. You still have a heart attack from the experience.

I wish for a rescission of all previous wishes.

granted, it includes yours and destroys all universes in a time-space paradox

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

granted, it includes yours and destroys all universes in a time-space paradox

<slaps CoalMiningAlchemist with large fish> Make sure you make wishes.

darnit,

I wish that I wished for a wish, also, i take that large fish and eat it

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

darnit,

I wish that I wished for a wish, also, i take that large fish and eat it

Granted. It was still raw, and you die of a horrible fish-related disease.

I wish I could find my TIE fighter.

granted, it is in the form of subatomic dust

I wish for more wishes

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

granted, it is in the form of subatomic dust

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but they all turn out the way we say.

I wish my cat would get off my chair.




...Don't you dare hurt my cat.

your cat inexplicably dies (painlessly), falling off your lap

I wish I could stretch without cringing

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

your cat inexplicably dies (painlessly), falling off your lap

I wish I could stretch without cringing

...You die now. Anyway, she's not on my lap. If she was on my lap, it'd be no problem. She's on my chair, which is a whole different issue.

Granted. Instead of cringing, you scream in agony.

I wish ,/.mcxlk;fdsako; lvmgdkijdo., mvc./mvc /vclkvcx.v,zn.

Granted, its the self destruct code for the universe


I wish for my birthday to be the day after tommorw, instead of tommorow

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Granted, its the self destruct code for the universe


I wish for my birthday to be the day after tommorw, instead of tommorow

Granted. In the meantime, that self-destruct you mentioned is activated. You don't live to see your birthday.

I wish you could use [sarcasm][/sarcasm].

[sarcasm]Granted[/sarcasm]

I wish for a fish to put on a dish

without anything I deem (or deemed by anyone else that is sane) harmful happening

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

[sarcasm]Granted[/sarcasm]

I wish for a fish to put on a dish

without anything I deem (or deemed by anyone else that is sane) harmful happening

Granted. You eat the fish, and it is good, but you are forced to speak in rhymes until you die.

I wish it was easier to think of wishes.

Granted, you easily think of wishes, but they all come true like the ones above do,

I wish the word Ream and Deem did not rhyme, in ANY universe.

granted, you are teleported to a universe where no one speaks with noises

therefore you = http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/150/505/f30fd24c56e1bcfc926883d6a51d5a00.gif

I wish I wasn't so shy IRL

Granted, you are the most outgoing person ever, and nothing bad happens to you.

I wish that this post followed the rules of the game.

Granted, but you kill a person with your new confidence, and are sent to jail for 999999999 years with no parole.

I wish I had 20 brilliant generals who were 1000% faithful, uncorruptable, wouldnt die until I do, and all their strategies would succeed, excluding all strategies involving my demise, which all fail, and while at least one is alive, I cannot be harmed, and the universe/galaxy/star system cannot be harmed or do anything to harm me, and all black holes, asteroids, comets, and meteors stay away.

granted, you run out of things to do

I wish that I HAD MORE TIME FOR WISHING

Granted, all your time is spent wishing, and you grow bored very quickly, and you are stuck wishing forever without it being granted.

I wish my computer wasn't so crappy, No physical or mental pain or harm is ever inflicted on me, I never run out of things to do, Futurecraft releases beta on time, all games come out at their normal release times, and I am very happy with my not crappy computer.

granted...


YOU SCREW UP THE FORUMS FOREVER TROLOLLOOOLLLLLOOOLL
also all technology is destroyed in 0.0000123 seconds

IE EMP attacks and solar flare at the same time

I wish for the above wish but with a clause indicatign the answer I gave, and all lioke it, are..

oh whatever I wish for a sammich

Granted, but it has arsenic, causing you to die. I wish Astro Empires was an RTS

It becomes the next Age of Empires 3.

I wish I had something to do.