Wish-Granting game.

It's a game. You wish for something, the next person is a Djin/Genie and they grant your wish in the cruelest way possible. Then they make a wish.

For example:
A: I want a soda.
B:Granted. You drown in it. I want a kitten.
C: Granted. It kills you.

I want Cool to be permabanned.

Granted. But Mackeroths finger slipped and perma-banned with no undo both you and Cool. I wish for Chell to stay away from Aperture Science.

Quote :

I want Cool to be permabanned

In Soviet Russia, Cool Permabans YOU.

I have no wish, only witty responses.

daman200 wrote:

Granted. But Mackeroths finger slipped and perma-banned with no undo both you and Cool. I wish for Chell to stay away from Aperture Science.

Granted. Apperature collapses, killing you, and Chell stays away.
I wish mortals would stop meddling with the affairs of horrible demon-worshiping cults.

Then I rebuilt.

daman200 wrote:

Then I rebuilt.

You are welcome, then. Chell stayed away.

Keon wrote:

I wish mortals would stop meddling with the affairs of horrible demon-worshiping cults.

Granted, but then Disney's stock price plummets.

I wish to be made a god without dying or anything bad happening to me

Granted, but infinite perspective makes it impossible to do anything beyond merely existing.

I wish to make some good headway on Futurecraft this weekend.

Granted, but you will forget to back up all your progress and the computer you were working on will be smashed after a flying DeLorean crashes through your house.

i wish to get my java tile map collisions to work by the end of this week.

elmeerkat wrote:

Granted, but you will forget to back up all your progress and the computer you were working on will be smashed after a flying DeLorean crashes through your house.

i wish to get my java tile map collisions to work by the end of this week.

Granted, your collisions work but now the normal blocks don't.

I should like to place first in a fencing competition that is coming up.

Keon wrote:

elmeerkat wrote:

Granted, but you will forget to back up all your progress and the computer you were working on will be smashed after a flying DeLorean crashes through your house.

i wish to get my java tile map collisions to work by the end of this week.

Granted, your collisions work but now the normal blocks don't.

I should like to place first in a fencing competition that is coming up.

you place first because you are the last to die In a terrorist shooting rampage during the tournament

I wish future craft to be done, without ponies or space glue or giant owls

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Keon wrote:

elmeerkat wrote:

Granted, but you will forget to back up all your progress and the computer you were working on will be smashed after a flying DeLorean crashes through your house.

i wish to get my java tile map collisions to work by the end of this week.

Granted, your collisions work but now the normal blocks don't.

I should like to place first in a fencing competition that is coming up.

you place first because you are the last to die In a terrorist shooting rampage during the tournament

I wish future craft to be done, without ponies or space glue or giant owls

Granted, but herobrine is in it. And he kills you.

I want a puppy that doesn't murder me.

Quote :

I want a puppy that doesn't murder me.

Granted, but his sudden existence unbalances the cycles of life and death, creating a cataclysmic chain of events in the universe that leads to eternal death for all living things.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Pat22 wrote:

Quote :

I want a puppy that doesn't murder me.

Granted, but his sudden existence unbalances the cycles of life and death, creating a cataclysmic chain of events in the universe that leads to eternal death for all living things.

I wish I had a sandwich.

its a mexican sandwich

(also its fine if herobrine is in FC )

I wish I had an orbital cannon IRL

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Pat22 wrote:

Quote :

I want a puppy that doesn't murder me.

Granted, but his sudden existence unbalances the cycles of life and death, creating a cataclysmic chain of events in the universe that leads to eternal death for all living things.

I wish I had a sandwich.

its a mexican sandwich

(also its fine if herobrine is in FC )

I wish I had an orbital cannon IRL

Granted, however the average space flight costing several millions, you'll never actually be able to get into orbit to use it.

I really don't care where my sandwich came from, if it's food I'll eat it.

Pat22 wrote:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Pat22 wrote:

Quote :

I want a puppy that doesn't murder me.

Granted, but his sudden existence unbalances the cycles of life and death, creating a cataclysmic chain of events in the universe that leads to eternal death for all living things.

I wish I had a sandwich.

its a mexican sandwich

(also its fine if herobrine is in FC )

I wish I had an orbital cannon IRL

I really don't care where my sandwich came from, if it's food I'll eat it.

its an inside joke with someone who isn't on here, my teacher wrote
NOBODY EATS MEXICAN SANDWICHES
on the board one day

EDIT: I wish for mackeroth to embrace thread de-railing

I wish for GW2 early access

Formedoubly wrote:

I wish for GW2 early access

granted, you find everything has been replaced by ponies and giant owl kings

I wish for lent to be over D:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Formedoubly wrote:

I wish for GW2 early access

granted, you find everything has been replaced by ponies and giant owl kings

I wish for lent to be over D:

Granted. You missed the futurecraft alpha release. And now you find the galaxy already colonized.

I wish I could communicate telepathically.

Keon wrote:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Formedoubly wrote:

I wish for GW2 early access

granted, you find everything has been replaced by ponies and giant owl kings

I wish for lent to be over D:

Granted. You missed the futurecraft alpha release. And now you find the galaxy already colonized.

I wish I could communicate telepathically.

granted, but you scream once and then are mute, but cant stop reading peoples thoughts

NEVER

I wish that there were more people on when I am

Granted, but then they turn out to be an evil cult of ponies that steals your credit card info and then buys a 500,0000,00000 dollar battle ship to blow up your world.

I wish I had my technic game wouldn't of messed up the block ids so that I lost my 47 diamond blocks, in my most developed world.

r2fart2 wrote:

Granted, but then they turn out to be an evil cult of ponies that steals your credit card info and then buys a 500,0000,00000 dollar battle ship to blow up your world.

I wish I had my technic game wouldn't of messed up the block ids so that I lost my 47 diamond blocks, in my most developed world.

Granted, you now have 48 but know you cheated.

I want a cupcake.

@ Pat, is that actually you?

Granted, but inside there is neurotoxin. And you die.

Quote :

@ Pat, is that actually you?

You mean my pic?

Yes, that's actually me.