Wish-Granting game.

Granted but he smears it on your face.

I wish the fat kid was skinny.

Formedoubly wrote:

Granted but he smears it on your face.

I wish the fat kid was skinny.

Granted, he is infected by a deadly sickness and becomes incredibly skinny as it digs at his body and eventually dies from it.

I wish your shit was once again made of delicious pies.

Granted but I sell half and give the money to the devs.

I wish Ach had a fedora.

Granted. He looks magnificent.


I wish I looked that good in a fedora.

Formedoubly wrote:

Granted but I sell half and give the money to the devs.

I wish Ach had a fedora.

Excellent, I am now rid of the fat kid and have a facefull of delicious pie. I think I figured out how to beat this wish system mwahahahaha.

Granted, but when he tries to fly it impairs his balance and aerodynamics and he crashes and breaks both his wings and can never fly / type / rule the owls again.

I wish Ach suddenly joined the thread to find out what all the commotion's about and read this post.

Granted but he does it through owl powers and you never know he was there.

I wish that I could be a real boy.

granted, he unleashes 10,00 years of "haxorx owl" fury for the crude humor within these pages

owls have a low tolerance for comedy


I wish I didn't laugh so hard at these things

dammit, i wish I wasn't ninjad

Granted but you lose all emotions then walk in front of a train.
I wish for a pony

granted, it tramples you to death

I wish I was never ninjad again *sob*

THEN THEY'D SEE (???)

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

granted, he unleashes 10,00 years of "haxorx owl" fury for the crude humor within these pages

owls have a low tolerance for comedy


I wish I didn't laugh so hard at these things

His fury is no match for my awesome humor.

Granted, you never laugh at anything again and live a life without humor.

I wish wait... it's snowing outside? It was raining 5 minutes ago. I WISH IT DIDNT GET COLD DAMMIT, IT WAS NICE AND WARM TODAY.

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

granted, it tramples you to death

I wish I was never ninjad again *sob*

THEN THEY'D SEE (???)

Granted, you lose your computer and your internet connection and are forbidden from ever owning either of those items ever again in your life, and now since you can't post, you will never be ninja'd again.

I wish same as my last post.

Granted but I didn't read it so shat happened.

I wished I didn't drink 7 coffees an hour ago.

granted, you live on a 12x4 dingy in yemen

enjoy the warmth! (possibly from 7.62 tracers)

i wish I was 21 magically and no one cared that that happened, adn it was legal, and painless, and I didn't shat pies

Formedoubly wrote:

Granted but I didn't read it so shat happened.

I wished I didn't drink 7 coffees an hour ago.

Granted, you drank 7 coffees 6 hours ago.

I wish all of that shat went to charity because, as far as this thread is concerned, you're still shitting delicious pies.

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

granted, you live on a 12x4 dingy in yemen

enjoy the warmth! (possibly from 7.62 tracers)

i wish I was 21 magically and no one cared that that happened, adn it was legal, and painless, and I didn't shat pies

Granted, but nobody recognizes you anymore, your IDs are now invalid, you have no more job, no more home, no more identity and are forced to live on the streets before being recruited by a gang and soon getting shot to death in a meaningless confrontation between yours and another gang.

I wish for a helicopter.

I wish that I have pain killers because the pies hurt.

So to recap I am a narwhal/ polar bear who shats pies on turtles?

CONO TU MADRE HOW THE HELL DID YOU NINJA ME???

Your pie had weed in it.

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

CONO TU MADRE HOW THE HELL DID YOU NINJA ME???

Cono? If you mean conocer, shouldn't it be conozco? I may be wrong, I'm really bad at Spanish.

Fourmdoubly, you have painkillers. But the pies get bigger.
Pat, it falls on your face. With a doughnut dangling in front of you.

I want futurecraft to never be released. And since you are a really mean genie, I know you won't grant my wish.

to know?

no im basically saying the f word, doesn't mean that though

AKA the most used word in the cuban dialect

also the n should be an ñ
edit: granted, its not released


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IN A DIFFERNET UNIVERSE


DOUBLETHINK

I wish I had a mushroom and swiss hamburger

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

to know?

no im basically saying the f word, doesn't mean that though

AKA the most used word in the cuban dialect

also the n should be an ñ

OK. I wasn't sure. Conocer was the only word I know that seemed vaguely relevant.

Granted but the data is stolen and is published as a mod called the Future Pack.

I wish that I can pee donut batter.

Formedoubly wrote:

Granted but the data is stolen and is published as a mod called the Future Pack.

I wish that I can pee donut batter.

Granted.

I wish you also exhaled coffee grounds.

granted, he cant breath and dies nstantly

also he has infinite kidney stones

I wish I was steven colbert