Humor thing.

Doctor Mackeroth and Fr0stbyte are tied for first in post count!
POST MORE FR0ST!

Anyway. Now that thats out, who's humor section on the profile is the best? I like Fr0st's or Cool's.

I am biased to myself and mine was the best till I changed it.

Mine is "A Buhdist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, Make me one with everything!"

Also, I have a riddle!

What does a man love more than life
What do men fear more than death or mortal strife
What does a poor man have and a rich man require
what does a contented man desire?

ACH0225 wrote:

Mine is "A Buhdist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, Make me one with everything!"

Also, I have a riddle!

What does a man love more than life
What do men fear more than death or mortal strife
What does a poor man have and a rich man require
what does a contented man desire?

answer = sex, woman, friends and love
pick one they are all very generic

The answer is "nothing". A man desires nothing more than life. They fear nothing more that death or mortal strife. A poor man had nothing, a rich man need nothing. A contented man desires nothing.

Dr. Mackeroth wrote:

The answer is "nothing". A man desires nothing more than life. They fear nothing more that death or mortal strife. A poor man had nothing, a rich man need nothing. A contented man desires nothing.

You fear nothing more than death?

I fear having to live without my limbs more than death.

The answer is nothing, Mackeroth, you deserve a cookie or a pocky. Take your pick

I fear life in prison, life as a vegtable, life as a disfigured stump more than I fear death.

Keon wrote:

I fear life in prison, life as a vegtable, life as a disfigured stump more than I fear death.

same, for the most part

To be honest I'm not afraid to die (in a good way)

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Keon wrote:

I fear life in prison, life as a vegtable, life as a disfigured stump more than I fear death.

same, for the most part

To be honest I'm not afraid to die (in a good way)

Well, to be truthful, I have no clue what it will be like, so it could be horrible and painful. However, I doubt it. If I live a long life and die, I would be quite contented. So, yeah, riddle is off, I'll take the pony. *Checks to see that this is off topic fourm* Yep, a pony. And make it not fluttershy, as she is annoying.

I said pocky, not pony. Pocky is a Japanese treat food, comprised of a shortbread-like stich covered in chocolate.

ACH0225 wrote:

I said pocky, not pony. Pocky is a Japanese treat food, comprised of a shortbread-like stich covered in chocolate.

Good job editing the post.

I don't fear death. I already died and came back. I had to relive my death over and over though.

Oh how we laughed and laughed.

I think my humor is crazy now and pony wired also did you here doc is gone for a week or something?

Tunnelthunder wrote:

I think my humor is crazy now and pony wired also did you here doc is gone for a week or something?

Wrong font.

Yea I'm lazy in the sense of fonts.

daman200 wrote:

I don't fear death. I already died and came back. I had to relive my death over and over though.

You only came back because someone else brought you back.

Then you were a potato, again by the actions of someone else.

Really, you're quite useless by yourself.
Can't even kill one single human properly.

Tell that to the 48 scientists I killed with neurotoxin.

daman200 wrote:

Tell that to the 48 scientists I killed with neurotoxin.

And the one that killed you.

A scientist didn't kill me. Though it would have been helpful if he hadn't helped Chell.

Meh, scientists don't count for humans, they're more like walking brainy things.

Hardly capable of defending themselves.

You did however get defeated twice by the same one human woman, I mean she had to bring you back to life to enjoy beating you again.

The reason I wouldn't kill her is she is my daughter. Her "Bring You Daughter To Work Day" project was a potato battery.






(Really, if you look carefully on the potato battery that has grown through the ceiling, it has the name "Chell" on it. How common is that name?)

daman200 wrote:

The reason I wouldn't kill her is she is my daughter. Her "Bring You Daughter To Work Day" project was a potato battery.






(Really, if you look carefully on the potato battery that has grown through the ceiling, it has the name "Chell" on it. How common is that name?)

I know the theory. Anyway, I say we unite to defeat the Owl.

Keon wrote:

daman200 wrote:

The reason I wouldn't kill her is she is my daughter. Her "Bring You Daughter To Work Day" project was a potato battery.






(Really, if you look carefully on the potato battery that has grown through the ceiling, it has the name "Chell" on it. How common is that name?)

I know the theory. Anyway, I say we unite to defeat the Owl.

I'll bring my kitty hordes.