Raptors and Your Pitiful Survival Attempts..

Your box is crushed by a landslide.

I sanitize my rebuilt fortress and myself, and since viruses can't travel through space (nor bacteria), I die of something not bubonic-y.

(Floggin' a dead horse, Tiel. Try for more interesting and possibly bloody deaths?)

Suddenly, as you go to your kitchen to pick up a K-Ration, you see a tiny little insect inside your icebox. Curious as to how this got in, you reach out...and it bites you. Two days later you die of the Black Death.

I survive snugly in my titanium cube with airholes and a ready supply of food.

Raptors are immne to titanium, they break in and kill you

I turn myself into a raptor

Prototype wrote:

Raptors are immne to titanium, they break in and kill you

I turn myself into a raptor

..what? Titanium is a pretty tough metal, bro. I don't see what medical immunity has to do with..anything?

They tear open your box with the superraptors and eat you.

(There.)

And @ Proto the other raptors turn to cannibalism and you are eaten in the excitement.

I go and live in Cheyenne mountain.

Raptors are immune to low pressure, and therefore are immune to mountains, you are killed and eaten

I travel back in time to kill the very first raptor

Prototype wrote:

Raptors are immune to low pressure, and therefore are immune to mountains, you are killed and eaten

I travel back in time to kill the very first raptor

You can't kill the raptor, because it's directly related to you on your father's side and killing it would cause a paradox.

I make a raptor disguise costume and hide amongst them.

Raptors are immune to imposters, you are killed and eaten

I hide behind Chuck Norris, who hides behind Bruce Lee, who hides behind Gordon Freeman, who is holding a crowbar

Raptors are immune to fictitious characters.

I nuke the rap- Oh wait, they're immune. Hmmm.

As you hmm, you are eaten.

I travel back in time to a time before raptors, bringing my fortress with me.

The raptors are immune to time machines and warp inside your castle by jumping through the portal and maul you to bits.

You didn't state a way of survival. The raptors kill you.

I find a sacred raptor relic and becomes KING OF THE RAPTORS!

You are killed by a revolution.

I use a dose of handwavium to render myself immune to raptor bites.

The raptors tear you apart using their claws and THEN eat you.

I make myself immune to any known virus using nanobots and then proceed to dine on raptors.

You succumb to the bubonic plague.

I hijack a train and keep it motion 24/7 and pick up other survivors.

I join your train.

You fail to state a failure, The raptors remove the track and let you fly off a cliff to your death where they eat your scewerd remains.

I extinguish the sun, Causing the earth to freeze over.

_Shadowcat_ wrote:

You fail to state a failure, The raptors remove the track and let you fly off a cliff to your death where they eat your scewerd remains.

These are raptors. Not humans. They're all but incapable of removing or otherwise deforming a length of railroad track.

The raptors evolve and become hyper sentient, then kill you because of extremely violent instincts.

I detonate all the bombs placed strategically in the crust of Earth.

The bombs fail and the raptor teleports by hijacking the destruction signal.

I make a two block high pillar of dirt.

The raptors have bows and arrows.

I make a 2 block dirt pillar with arrow defensive edges.

A spider-raptor climbs up and mauls you.

I build a three block high dirt pillar with a hot tub and luxury suite.

The raptors have TNT.

I leave minecraft and uninstall the raptorcraft mod.

The raptor inside reinstalls it and then kisses you. You then proceed to pass away.

I hide aboard that big crawler thing that carries the Space Shuttle and modify it to carry several M1 Abrams turrets and MGs.

Raptors are immune to bullets, you are killed and eaten.

I try to find something raptors aren't immune to