ADVENTURES OF TACTICAL SHEEP 5 EPISODE 4

Hi. I am tactical sheep 5. I was genetically enhanced by Commander Kobialka. I believe I am on his ship design forum thread. I would like to tell you about myself. Ever since I was born, I have wanted to KILL everything ive seen. Yesterday that changed. Commander Kobialka gave me some chill pills and I felt a sudden calm. THen he genetically enhanced me to be bale to carry out Top Secret stealth missions for Kobialka Industries. After I proved myself on this mission, Kobialka changed my color from white to the faction color: blue.

Kobialka told me about my first mission yesterday after i was enhanced. His farm halo was harboring a terrorist group called Горящий Огонь, or THE BURNING FIRE in English. I planted a bomb on the halo and jumped off. Kobialka was even able to take picture!

Spoiler:

Kobialka does not seem happy, however, with the way I took care of the problem. That was one of his favorite creations, the Farm Halo. More pictures of me soon in my new blue coat!

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BAD NEWS. 3 hours ago, I was in a para trooping squad of 150 other sheep. We were chuting down to the main cow city. I am the only one left alive. If a cow sees me I will be killed. Oh no! Gotta run. Someones coming. These photos will upload while I run. gtg.

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I took a picture of a picture on a wall of a shattered building today. It's a wanted sign with the leader of the Горящий Огонь on the front. There is a red x over his face. Does this mean he is dead? I hope so...

Spoiler:

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LOOKS LIKE COMMANDER KOBIALKA'S REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED! I can hear building crumbling under his ship's fire power though. I need to get somewhere safe AND where they can see me.

Spoiler:

Do not think that just because you are a genetically enhanced sheep built by me that you can romp around the forums ticking everyone off with dumb comments and or spam because I have a large fleet of ships. I will not protect you on these forums. It is dangerous. I must abide by Galactic Law.

Kobialka wrote:

Do not think that just because you are a genetically enhanced sheep built by me that you can romp around the forums ticking everyone off with dumb comments and or spam because I have a large fleet of ships. I will not protect you on these forums. It is dangerous. I must abide by Galactic Law.

You're one to talk.

Kobialka wrote:

Do not think that just because you are a genetically enhanced sheep built by me that you can romp around the forums ticking everyone off with dumb comments and or spam because I have a large fleet of ships. I will not protect you on these forums. It is dangerous. I must abide by Galactic Law.

Are you talking about yourself, or your sheep

blockman42 wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Do not think that just because you are a genetically enhanced sheep built by me that you can romp around the forums ticking everyone off with dumb comments and or spam because I have a large fleet of ships. I will not protect you on these forums. It is dangerous. I must abide by Galactic Law.

Are you talking about yourself, or your sheep

Ma sheep.

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Do not think that just because you are a genetically enhanced sheep built by me that you can romp around the forums ticking everyone off with dumb comments and or spam because I have a large fleet of ships. I will not protect you on these forums. It is dangerous. I must abide by Galactic Law.

You're one to talk.

You are spamming replies accusing Kobialka of spamming. Stop.

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Do not think that just because you are a genetically enhanced sheep built by me that you can romp around the forums ticking everyone off with dumb comments and or spam because I have a large fleet of ships. I will not protect you on these forums. It is dangerous. I must abide by Galactic Law.

You're one to talk.

You are spamming replies accusing Kobialka of spamming. Stop.

Yes, I am. I'm hoping one of them will get through.

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Do not think that just because you are a genetically enhanced sheep built by me that you can romp around the forums ticking everyone off with dumb comments and or spam because I have a large fleet of ships. I will not protect you on these forums. It is dangerous. I must abide by Galactic Law.

You're one to talk.

You are spamming replies accusing Kobialka of spamming. Stop.

Yes, I am. I'm hoping one of them will get through.

Kobialka (I) stopped spamming the day you told me to so shut up.

Sheep 5! Your still alive??? Where are you?

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

Sheep 5! Your still alive??? Where are you?

STOP USING MY ACCOUNT! GET OOOOOOOOFF!

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

Sheep 5! Your still alive??? Where are you?

STOP USING MY ACCOUNT! GET OOOOOOOOFF!

Sorry. Where are you?

Kobialka wrote:

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

Sheep 5! Your still alive??? Where are you?

STOP USING MY ACCOUNT! GET OOOOOOOOFF!

Sorry. Where are you?

I'm in the center of the town! Hiding in a bomb ravaged building on ВЫ ТОЛЬКО ИСКАЛИ НАЗВАНИЕ ЭТОЙ УЛИЦЫ? ave. COME HELP ME!

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

Sheep 5! Your still alive??? Where are you?

STOP USING MY ACCOUNT! GET OOOOOOOOFF!

Sorry. Where are you?

I'm in the center of the town! Hiding in a bomb ravaged building on ВЫ ТОЛЬКО ИСКАЛИ НАЗВАНИЕ ЭТОЙ УЛИЦЫ? ave. COME HELP ME!

I'm sending a battle cruiser. It should get there early tomorrow! Just hang on!

Just asking: what happened to tactical sheep 1-4?

Well, this is.... interesting.

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Just asking: what happened to tactical sheep 1-4?

Judging by his location, I'd say Red Fang ate them.

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Just asking: what happened to tactical sheep 1-4?

They were unsuccessful experiments

Kobialka wrote:

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Just asking: what happened to tactical sheep 1-4?

They were unsuccessful experiments

A.K.A. I ate them, they tasted like chicken though, it was weird.

I find it interesting to see the invasion from YOUR point of view my little survivor.

Son of Wolves wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Just asking: what happened to tactical sheep 1-4?

They were unsuccessful experiments

A.K.A. I ate them, they tasted like chicken though, it was weird.

What, you at them and didn't save any for me?

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Son of Wolves wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Just asking: what happened to tactical sheep 1-4?

They were unsuccessful experiments

A.K.A. I ate them, they tasted like chicken though, it was weird.

What, you at them and didn't save any for me?

Kobialka was coming and I didn't want to get caught. They didn't taste that good anyway, imagine a diseased chicken fried in sewer water and you get a fair idea of the taste.

Son of Wolves wrote:

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Son of Wolves wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Just asking: what happened to tactical sheep 1-4?

They were unsuccessful experiments

A.K.A. I ate them, they tasted like chicken though, it was weird.

What, you at them and didn't save any for me?

Kobialka was coming and I didn't want to get caught. They didn't taste that good anyway, imagine a diseased chicken fried in sewer water and you get a fair idea of the taste.

AH-HA! IT WAS YOU!!!! may death rain upon you in the form of my Raptor Dreadnought, the rest of my fleet, my army of sheep, and the Tell Rim fleet. MAY NUCLEAR GALACTIC WAR BEGIN. I'm not sure very many will side with you though...

Kobialka wrote:

Son of Wolves wrote:

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Son of Wolves wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Just asking: what happened to tactical sheep 1-4?

They were unsuccessful experiments

A.K.A. I ate them, they tasted like chicken though, it was weird.

What, you at them and didn't save any for me?

Kobialka was coming and I didn't want to get caught. They didn't taste that good anyway, imagine a diseased chicken fried in sewer water and you get a fair idea of the taste.

AH-HA! IT WAS YOU!!!! may death rain upon you in the form of my Raptor Dreadnought, the rest of my fleet, my army of sheep, and the Tell Rim fleet. MAY NUCLEAR GALACTIC WAR BEGIN. I'm not sure very many will side with you though...

So this is how the end of time begins...



...with two leaders screaming at each other like little girls...

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Son of Wolves wrote:

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Son of Wolves wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Just asking: what happened to tactical sheep 1-4?

They were unsuccessful experiments

A.K.A. I ate them, they tasted like chicken though, it was weird.

What, you at them and didn't save any for me?

Kobialka was coming and I didn't want to get caught. They didn't taste that good anyway, imagine a diseased chicken fried in sewer water and you get a fair idea of the taste.

AH-HA! IT WAS YOU!!!! may death rain upon you in the form of my Raptor Dreadnought, the rest of my fleet, my army of sheep, and the Tell Rim fleet. MAY NUCLEAR GALACTIC WAR BEGIN. I'm not sure very many will side with you though...

So this is how the end of time begins...



...with two leaders screaming at each other like little girls...

Do not force me to question your loyalty young survivor...

Kobialka wrote:

TacticalSheep5 wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Son of Wolves wrote:

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Son of Wolves wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Lord Mackeroth wrote:

Just asking: what happened to tactical sheep 1-4?

They were unsuccessful experiments

A.K.A. I ate them, they tasted like chicken though, it was weird.

What, you at them and didn't save any for me?

Kobialka was coming and I didn't want to get caught. They didn't taste that good anyway, imagine a diseased chicken fried in sewer water and you get a fair idea of the taste.

AH-HA! IT WAS YOU!!!! may death rain upon you in the form of my Raptor Dreadnought, the rest of my fleet, my army of sheep, and the Tell Rim fleet. MAY NUCLEAR GALACTIC WAR BEGIN. I'm not sure very many will side with you though...

So this is how the end of time begins...



...with two leaders screaming at each other like little girls...

Do not force me to question your loyalty young survivor...

For one, I was not screaming, only Kobialka was. For two, I don't need anyone to side with me, I have a full time ARMY of slaves constructing ships that are easily 10 times larger than yours, and I have a better army than an alternate account and a blue dyed sheep and some pictures with drawings on them. Sir, I believe I win.