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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:25 am

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Do owls use weapons other than talons? How do you hold them?

The more complicated question is: how do owls build spaceships?
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:21 pm

Since talons cannot have joints like your stupid opposable thumbs, we have 6 talons, four in the front of our "hands" and two in the back, giving us better tool wielding and building abilities than humans.
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:25 pm

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Since talons cannot have joints like your stupid opposable thumbs, we have 6 talons, four in the front of our "hands" and two in the back, giving us better tool wielding and building abilities than humans.
Better tool wielding? Does that mean you could build things better?
In that case, would you mind joining the Technotronics? We could make a whole new line of tools and weapons made specially for the owls.
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:27 pm

They like triangles. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:37 pm

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Since talons cannot have joints like your stupid opposable thumbs, we have 6 talons, four in the front of our "hands" and two in the back, giving us better tool wielding and building abilities than humans.
Better tool wielding? Does that mean you could build things better?
In that case, would you mind joining the Technotronics? We could make a whole new line of tools and weapons made specially for the owls.

Yes, no-Strigiforme will rule all, and we can use human tools with a little practice.
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:05 pm

Ivan2006 wrote:
Vinyl Scratch wrote:
Ivan2006 wrote:
assimilating Vinyl Scratch

You'd never get me! Alive or dead!


Yay! Then I´ll get you roboticized! That´s neither alive nor dead!

Impossible, the only thing left of me will be the AI created from my consciousness. AND YOU WILL NOT CATCH ME EVER.
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:04 am

Ivan, Technotronics just made an automatic pony-catcher, would you like to buy one for just 600 000 Enu?
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:57 am

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Ivan, Technotronics just made an automatic pony-catcher, would you like to buy one for just 600 000 Enu?

I want more information.
I don´t buy Stuff I don´t know.
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:48 am

This is so off topic, it isn't funny.

It's hilarious!

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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:47 am

Ivan2006 wrote:
Daynel wrote:
Ivan, Technotronics just made an automatic pony-catcher, would you like to buy one for just 600 000 Enu?

I want more information.
I don´t buy Stuff I don´t know.
It uses a highly advanced chamber made to attract ponies without their knowlenge. In other words, they're just skipping happily around as normal and suddenly they are catched.

It uses 1 diamond and 5 cakes as bait and 15 Energy Unit/secound for power. That might seem a lot, but it is able to catch any pony.

Oh, and 600 000 Enu is equal to 100 000 American Dollars.

Technotronics Industries Inc. is not responsible for any misfunctions in the product. instruction manual is included in the purchase. Batteries not included.


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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:02 pm

You DO know that the ponies all have tinfoil hats designed to block these kind of trap emitters...

Tinfoil hats! Mind Control Averted!
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:57 pm

Yttrium hats work better, I'd bet.
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:20 pm

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You DO know that the ponies all have tinfoil hats designed to block these kind of trap emitters...

Tinfoil hats! Mind Control Averted!
It doesn't use mind control. It uses smells, sounds and even air tastes to make them go there. And it's hidden with cloaking and said effects.
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:29 pm

Daynel wrote:
Fenway wrote:
You DO know that the ponies all have tinfoil hats designed to block these kind of trap emitters...

Tinfoil hats! Mind Control Averted!
It doesn't use mind control. It uses smells, sounds and even air tastes to make them go there. And it's hidden with cloaking and said effects.

I buy 1000 + the blueprints!
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:37 pm

Yttrium helm/gasmask/filter/cappuccino maker.
Wins every time.
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:59 pm

Ivan2006 wrote:
Daynel wrote:
Fenway wrote:
You DO know that the ponies all have tinfoil hats designed to block these kind of trap emitters...

Tinfoil hats! Mind Control Averted!
It doesn't use mind control. It uses smells, sounds and even air tastes to make them go there. And it's hidden with cloaking and said effects.

I buy 1000 + the blueprints!
That'd be $100 000 000 + $300 000 for the blueprints
Technotronics is not responsible for any accidents or damage to product or blueprints. If the product explodes because there by some reason was explosives inside or the blueprints are printed on self-flammable paper, it's 100% the customer's fault.
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:22 am

Daynel wrote:
Ivan2006 wrote:
Daynel wrote:
Fenway wrote:
You DO know that the ponies all have tinfoil hats designed to block these kind of trap emitters...

Tinfoil hats! Mind Control Averted!
It doesn't use mind control. It uses smells, sounds and even air tastes to make them go there. And it's hidden with cloaking and said effects.

I buy 1000 + the blueprints!
That'd be $100 000 000 + $300 000 for the blueprints
Technotronics is not responsible for any accidents or damage to product or blueprints. If the product explodes because there by some reason was explosives inside or the blueprints are printed on self-flammable paper, it's 100% the customer's fault.


Accepted.
[note: I know this is kinda a Necro, but I didn´t post earlier because I was absent, so please forgive the semi-necros I might do today]
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:44 am

Ivan2006 wrote:
Daynel wrote:
Ivan2006 wrote:
Daynel wrote:
Fenway wrote:
You DO know that the ponies all have tinfoil hats designed to block these kind of trap emitters...

Tinfoil hats! Mind Control Averted!
It doesn't use mind control. It uses smells, sounds and even air tastes to make them go there. And it's hidden with cloaking and said effects.

I buy 1000 + the blueprints!
That'd be $100 000 000 + $300 000 for the blueprints
Technotronics is not responsible for any accidents or damage to product or blueprints. If the product explodes because there by some reason was explosives inside or the blueprints are printed on self-flammable paper, it's 100% the customer's fault.


Accepted.
[note: I know this is kinda a Necro, but I didn´t post earlier because I was absent, so please forgive the semi-necros I might do today]
Well, you just spent $100 300 000 on Thecnotronics articles, so I forgive you.
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:07 am

His topic would become.... legend.

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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:30 am

The Doctor wrote:
His topic would become.... legend.

For what? planning the assimilation of ponies while another one sells yttrium helmets to them?
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:58 pm

Ivan2006 wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
His topic would become.... legend.

For what? planning the assimilation of ponies while another one sells yttrium helmets to them?
Oh, that reminds me..
ACH, are you interested in some brand-new owl-friendly helmet-producing machines?
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:06 am

Daynel wrote:
Ivan2006 wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
His topic would become.... legend.

For what? planning the assimilation of ponies while another one sells yttrium helmets to them?
Oh, that reminds me..
ACH, are you interested in some brand-new owl-friendly helmet-producing machines?

Do you have any that could fit a dragon?

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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:32 am

The Doctor wrote:
Daynel wrote:
Ivan2006 wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
His topic would become.... legend.

For what? planning the assimilation of ponies while another one sells yttrium helmets to them?
Oh, that reminds me..
ACH, are you interested in some brand-new owl-friendly helmet-producing machines?

Do you have any that could fit a dragon?
Yes of course. Any known* intelligent species in the Multiverse.

(*Known to Technotronics)


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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:53 am

Daynel wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
Daynel wrote:
Ivan2006 wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
His topic would become.... legend.

For what? planning the assimilation of ponies while another one sells yttrium helmets to them?
Oh, that reminds me..
ACH, are you interested in some brand-new owl-friendly helmet-producing machines?

Do you have any that could fit a dragon?
Yes of course. Any known* intelligent species in the universe.

(*Known to Technotronics)

Try again and say Multiverse.
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PostSubject: Re: Please do not post in this thread. In fact, it is better if you don't even click on it.   Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:09 am

Ivan2006 wrote:
Daynel wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
Daynel wrote:
Ivan2006 wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
His topic would become.... legend.

For what? planning the assimilation of ponies while another one sells yttrium helmets to them?
Oh, that reminds me..
ACH, are you interested in some brand-new owl-friendly helmet-producing machines?

Do you have any that could fit a dragon?
Yes of course. Any known* intelligent species in the Multiverse.

(*Known to Technotronics)

Try again and say Multiverse.
What do you mean, I did say Multiverse?
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