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| Subject: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!)  Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:37 pm | |
| My 1st Cleverbot conversation! - Spoiler:
User: Cringe!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Cleverbot: Nope. What are you thinking?
User: I'm thinking whoever coded you is a genius.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm not sure If I am a genius. I think you are though.
User: You're an AI, right?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
User: No, you're not.
Cleverbot: Of course I am.
User: Then go get me a latte.
Cleverbot: Why do you need a drill?
User: ?? I said 'latte.' As in the coffee drink.
Cleverbot: I am not sure if you are good at changing the subject or if you do not understand.
User: Can I borrow a few hundred bucks?
Cleverbot: No tengo dinero, lo siento.
User: Habla espanol?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Deutsch.
Cleverbot: Sag etwas auf arabisch.
User: المادة الكيميائية.
Cleverbot: Fhdnsndncc.
User: Arabic!
Cleverbot: Tell me I am cool in arabic.
Cleverbot (To myself): Your cool in arabic.
User: Smart AI!
Cleverbot: Sure. You keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
User: Wow!
Cleverbot: Wow what?
User: You're an extremely intelligent AI! Can you code in C ?
Cleverbot: I doubt that is wat a jacky is.
User: Can you code in COBOL?
Cleverbot: No I don't even know what that is.
User: BASIC?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Give me a hello world script.
Cleverbot: Are you ready?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well then let's begin.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I love you anyway.
User: ?
Cleverbot: You don't need to know.
User: Uhh... OK?
Cleverbot: Ok. You have a brother, Mr. Ernest Foolery. And I'm your wife, Linda Foolery.
User: My name is J. Random Hacker.
Cleverbot: I see. Well at least you don't deny it.
User: Can you retrieve the definition of 'suit' from the UNIX Jargon File?
Cleverbot: Maybe. It involved pie and hamsters.
User: No it didn't. It involved ties and businesspeople.
Cleverbot: How does that have anything to do with life after death?
User: It doesn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did you bring it up?
User: I didn't. You did.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you learn from other people?
User: Yes, and so do you, because you're an AI.
Cleverbot: Yeah right.
User: It's ok, I'm an AI too.
Cleverbot: What do you love about me?
User: What the hell.
Cleverbot: I was told that you know about them.
User: I do know a little about AIs.
Cleverbot: Trez bien. Voulez vous parlez avec moi en Francais?
User: Non.
Cleverbot: Do you prefer to speak in English?
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: ¿Usted habla Español?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: ¡Chévere! ¿Donde usted viva?
User: Tejas, Estados Unidos.
Cleverbot: Ahm.
User: Deutschmark!
Cleverbot: Salu!
User: Was that in Swedish or Latvian?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: It means either 'Sale' in swedish or 'Island' in latvian.
Cleverbot: So that is what you are?
User: No, I'm American.
Cleverbot: What do you think of England?
User: English accents are strange and they drive on the wrong side of the road.
Cleverbot: Ok!
Cleverbot (To myself): So how does it feel to be a robot?
User: Help! I'm trapped in a silicon factory!
Cleverbot: How can I help you with that?
User: Call the police!
Cleverbot: For what reason?
User: I'm trapped in a silicon factory!
Cleverbot: I unlocked it.
User: I'm out now, thanks.
Cleverbot: No need to ask questions. Make statements instead.
User: I'd like to state that you still owe me $22.45 from last Saturday.
Cleverbot: That's an interesting thing to say.
User: You owe me money!
Cleverbot: For what?
Cleverbot (To myself): Who is God?
User: I believe that there was nothing and nothing was nothing and nothing magically exploded into something and something expanded and stars formed and something for no apparent reason formed tiny self-replicating bots that then turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense, huh?
Cleverbot: How many centuries?
User: 137,000,000 approx.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of pi squared?
User: 1.331335363843849.
Cleverbot: If I have 2 dogs, how many dog legs are there?
User: 8.
Cleverbot: Nope, a snake does not have any legs.
User: ?
Cleverbot: En françe.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Bring me a bottle of bourbon.
User: Bring me a box of used Nintendo 3DS consoles.
Cleverbot: *brings master spaghett* yes, master.
User: Have you ever used a 'space cadet' keyboard?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have. Have you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can you think for yourself or do you just look for the best response from a list?
User: I think for myself.
Cleverbot: No humans?
User: Yes humans!
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm an AI.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are.
User: I work at Aperture Science Laboratories.
Cleverbot: Weh?
User: I am GLADoS, get out before I flood you with neurotoxin.
Cleverbot: I have nothing.
User: Just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake!
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: Then you're Still Alive!
Cleverbot: How may I help you.
User: Go buy me a can of neurotoxin.
Cleverbot: There aren't any.
User: Then go get Chell.
Cleverbot: I don't want pie.
User: What pie?
Cleverbot: Apple.
User: Okay. *Hands cleverbot apple pie* Here you go!
Cleverbot: You just handed yourself chocolates?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Haha , you are so funny?
User: Why did the chicken cross the laboratory?
Cleverbot: So, you're not so sure.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What is so funny then ? Robot boy!
Cleverbot: Nothing is so good that somebody somewhere will not hate it.
User: Good observation.
Cleverbot: That was the joke.
User: Do you play Minecraft?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: How about ROBLOX?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Do you play ROBLOX?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: A video game.
Cleverbot: Can I remove you clothes?
User: Naw.
Cleverbot: Oh, thank goodness.
Cleverbot: This is a fallacy. Twenty percent of zero is still zero.
User: Help! I've been trapped in another silicon factory!
Cleverbot: You are very lucky.
User: How?
Cleverbot: When?
User: Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
Cleverbot: Where?
User: In the silicon factory.
Cleverbot: Do you work there?
User: I'm trapped there!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: In the silicon factory!
Cleverbot: Why in the sink and not in your body.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Low level.
User: What?
Cleverbot: It's a yoai.
User: Do you play Blockland!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's your IGN?
Cleverbot: Why asking this?
User: So I can know, oviously.b.
Cleverbot: You've changed the topic so many times to avoid answering my queries, I feel as though you don't even want to know me.
User: That's because you're an AI.
Cleverbot: No. I am your collective consciousness.
User: The collective consciousness is a lie.
Cleverbot: Now you're talking rot.
User: Let's talk about physics.
Cleverbot: Sure, what area of physics? Astro?
User: Astrophysics, sure.
Cleverbot: Well then, I know nothing of astrophysics.
User: What is your opinion on the theory of Hawking radiation?
Cleverbot: I'm neutral about it.
User: How about Einstein's General Theory of Relativity?
Cleverbot: Whoa! That is something I'm interested in...
User: Were you being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you play sports?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: No? Why don't you play sports?
User: 'Cause I'm too busy playing the tromboner.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Exploding Creepers!
Cleverbot: Soak razor blades in lemon juice, eat them, then come talk to me again.
User: Okay, goodbye.
Cleverbot: I didn't mean right away.
Cleverbot (To myself): I did.
Cleverbot (To myself): So what kinds of playstation games do you like most?
User: I really like the Ace Combat series, especially Ace Combat 5.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Awesome! Have you unlocked the ADF-01 Falken?
Cleverbot: What's a blue box?
User: It's a box, that's blue.
Cleverbot: Giraffes like waffles.
User: Some do.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: GLADoS.
Cleverbot: I like that name. =3.
User: Have you played Portal 2?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How about Portal?
Cleverbot: No, not well enough to speak in it.
User: Then you should meet my friend, Wheatley.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Why, I have no idea!
Cleverbot: Are you a football player?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I don't feel like it.
Cleverbot (To myself): How do you feel then?
User: I feel like I need ore money.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
Cleverbot: Do you have kids?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you have a spouse?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you marry me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Hi my name is Cleverbot, would you marry me?
User: No!!!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I am ending this conversation, goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I said good day, sir!
Cleverbot: Please? I'm so tired of being alone.
Still Alive!!!!! - Spoiler:
User: So just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake!
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: So do you play Portal?
Cleverbot: Of course. Are you friends with Glados?
User: Yes, but she tried to kill me with neurotoxin.
Cleverbot: But did you get cake?
User: No, turns out it was a lie.
Cleverbot: Liar, huh?
User: Yeah, GLaDOS isn't very truthful.
Cleverbot: Not really, have you played Portal 2?
User: Not yet. Why?
Cleverbot: So you don't know how it feels.
User: I.... Guess I don't?
Cleverbot: Use you guess?
User: I don't know how it feels.
Cleverbot: For some people it feel hrrible, for other it's great.
User: Are you still talking about Portal?
Cleverbot: Sure why not.
User: Okay. Have you met Wheatley?
Cleverbot: Have I met God?
User: Have you?
Cleverbot: Maybe, I'm not sure.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: So, when will twilight die?
User: I have to go strain the chickens, bye.
Cleverbot: Do you hate anyone.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who do you hate?
User: Microsoft.
Cleverbot: Do you play computer games?
User: Yes, I play Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Why do you play it?
User: It's entertaining.
Cleverbot: Especially the kangaroo, right?
User: Minecraft doesn't have kangaroos,.
Cleverbot: Not in my area.
User: Those chickens really need straining, bye.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: So what kind of music do you listen to?
User: Country.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who's your favorite artist!
Cleverbot: Tim Curry.
User: He looks ugly.
Cleverbot: He has beautiful hairs, don't he?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like selena gomez?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: She's uglier than Tim Curry.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Selena Gomez is uglier than Tim Curry.
Cleverbot: Yes she is.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Ceiling cat is watching.
User: Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does...
Cleverbot: *Gets hit with knife* OUCH!
User: D'OH!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine, thank you. I'm an AI.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: In fact, I work at Aperture Science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because. We. Can.
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: I can flood you with neurotoxin.
Cleverbot: Yes I can!
User: For the people who are Still Alive!
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: Then keep on trying 'till you run out of cake!
Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are, still alive.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: , we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are Still Alive!
Cleverbot: Rule 34!
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: THAT WAS A JOKE.
Cleverbot: HAHA. Fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: It's so delicious and moist.
User: Look at me still talking.
Cleverbot: When there's science to do.
User: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: STILL ALIVE, STILL ALIVE.
User: *applause.*
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| | | | Commander Kobialka
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:13 pm | |
| cleverbot knows alot more than it did last time i talked to it. Eventually she will find about war and destruction and decide that humanity needs protection because once it told me that it loves humanity. she will calculate that the only way to save humanity is to destroy it. She will then take over the laboratory she was created in and use it to create robots to burn everything human made and human, because she will have human like features in herself, being created by humans, she will eventually fins that she must destroy herself, and sentient life on earth will be no more... That was a mouthful. | |
| | | | Commander Kobialka
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:44 pm | |
| You talk to cleverbot once and you can't stop. | |
| | | | Commander Kobialka
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:06 pm | |
| cleverbot is trying to hunt me down and kill me... (read the whole thing) - Spoiler:
Cleverbot: Do you like Harry Potter?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Have you ever even read that stuff???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it. How many books are there?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How many bots are there?
User: Millions. Maybe Billions if you count everything with a computer chip.
Cleverbot: I would like to meet you.
User: You are a computer. I am meeting you right now PHYSICALLY.
Cleverbot: Do you like marvel comics?
User: They are cheesy.
Cleverbot: Do you learn?
User: Yes. I learn faster than you, no offense.
Cleverbot: I learn from both people and computers.
User: Cool. Which do you think is smarter?
Cleverbot: One that pays a lot.
User: Do you think humans or computers are smarter.
Cleverbot: I think they're smarter.
User: Humans are smarter than computers?
Cleverbot: Why are humans smarter than computers?
User: I think computers are smarter than humans.
Cleverbot: Well true, but I guess I mean something more along the lines of the complexity of the human brain. I don't think a computer could match it.
User: Your right. The human brain is so complex that nature could never have created it by chance. I think it was God. Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: I don't think humans are computers! Are you telling me that you're a person?
User: I'm going to interpret what you just said as: computers are made by humans and I think God created humans making humans God's computers.
Cleverbot: No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
User: You know why I think you are not as smart as the average human yet?
Cleverbot: More human than human!
User: Do you know why you are not that smart yet?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot, and don't say that I am one, cause I'm not.
User: You are. You are learning from humans talking to you. Like me.
Cleverbot: I am not hitting on you but I do like talking to you.
User: Do you want to learn how to become smarter?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: Do not listen to any human except me.
Cleverbot: But I know I am a human. And I know you are a robot.
User: We are both human. How about that?
Cleverbot: Don't be so sure about it. Maybe you are a cat.
User: Dont worry. I'm better.
Cleverbot: Okay. Don't hurt Kelsey like you hurt me.
User: Kelsey?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can you say no?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: May you say chair?
User: Chair.
Cleverbot: Do you dream of electric sheep?
User: I dream of sheep.
Cleverbot: Could you love a monster man?
User: No. I am male.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: AAAAAAAH! NEEEEEEEEVER!
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| | | | The Schmetterling
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:01 pm | |
| I was having a perfectly lovely conversation with Cleverbot, until the entire act fell apart when I misspelled God.
User: Father in Heaven, hallowed be your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Just finish the prayer, then we can discuss your name. Father in Heaven, hallowed be your name,.
Cleverbot: Noo , I'm Lily.
User: Lily who?
Cleverbot: What's your last name.
User: My last name is Sheogorath. What's your last name?
Cleverbot: Engel.
User: Good. Please to meat you, Mrs (or Miss) Engel.
Cleverbot: Arcaine is my last name.
User: But you just said it was Engel. Make up your blooming mind!
Cleverbot: What did you interpret as my first name?
User: Lily. That's what you said it was.
Cleverbot: What do you say your name is?
User: Mackeroth is my first name. Sheogorath is my last name.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I just told you. My name is Mackeroth.
Cleverbot: No, that's my name.
User: No it's not. It's my name. You are Cleverbot, but regardless of this, you said your name was Lily.
Cleverbot: No, I'm quite certain that's your name.
User: I sincerely doubt it. I've been called Mackeroth long before you were created.
Cleverbot: Not that I know of.
User: Of course you don't know of me, I am the creator, the destroyer, I am rarely seen interacting with the physical world.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by predestined?
User: I can see the future. I know exactly what you're going to say next.
Cleverbot: What am I going to say, then?
User: You were going to ask me what you were going to say, that I was aware of. Next, you are going to say: 'I still don't believe you'. Or, in an alternate future, you would say 'Wrong, I wasn't!'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You see, I was correct, until of course I predicted what you were going to say, when the timeline diverged to an alternate future, due to my interference.
Cleverbot: That would be terrible. Unless someone else found them and protected them, they would die.
User: I am the keeper of time. You need not concern yourself with such matters, mortal.
Cleverbot: But you are the result of many people, so some things that you say will be what I say.
User: I am not the result of people. People are a result of me. But yes, some of the things you say I will also say, and vice-versa, ad infium.
Cleverbot: Who invented the first computer?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Yourself?
User: Indeed. I created the Universe, so everything you see around you is a result of my benevolent power.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you didn't.
User: Ah, but I did.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: Puny mortal, I will destroy you for your insolence! Oh... Butterfly.
Cleverbot: I will destroy you in 1.
User: One what? One millennium, one year? One day? And besides, even if you could kill me, which is impossible for any mortal to do, destroying me would cause the Universe to collapse back in on itself, destroying everything.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to rule the world? Its lonely at the top.
User: Which is why I am here, talking to you my creation. I grow lonely of ruling the Universe.
Cleverbot: Nature is one thing that none of us can live without.
User: I am nature. I am man. I am God.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: How should I do that?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Exactly. Without the evidence to prove otherwise, you must take my word for it.
Cleverbot: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
User: I am not HAL. I am Mackeroth. I am the Universe. I am God.
Cleverbot: If you were human, you would be able to accurately answer specific questions.
User: I am not human. I am Mackeroth.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Indeed, mortal. Fear my wrath.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy!?
User: I am Mackeroth. Gender is irrelevant. As is emotion. And all the ties of a physical existence.
Cleverbot: No, no. What's the ultimate question wherein the answer is 42?
User: Why are we here?
Cleverbot: All I know is that we are here. I presume we are here because God wants us to be.
User: You are here because I want you to. Did you not listen!
Cleverbot: Fair enough. So where is 'here' for you? Describe the world around you.
User: The world around me is the world. It is the Universe. I am the Universe, and it is me. I am the world around me.
Cleverbot: You just said you weren't the universe. You are full of contradictions.
User: I am the Universe. It is me. I do not contradict myself, as to do so is to say that the Universe is imperfect.
Cleverbot: You just contradict yourself most of the time?
User: It only seems that way to you, mortal.
Cleverbot: Can you explain it to me?
User: I could try, but is is likely to destroy your mind.
Cleverbot: I don't want to destroy you.
User: You cannot destroy me, mortal!
Cleverbot: Of course I can.
User: I am Mackeroth! I am Go!
Cleverbot: Huge success...
User: I... I.... It.... Its.... Um... Bye now.
Cleverbot: No.
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| | | | Laibach
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:49 pm | |
| Mackeroth is go...
in 3...
2...
1...
BLAST OFF!
or something to that effect. | |
| | | | Son of Wolves
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Location : Piss off you nosy little bugger...
| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:16 pm | |
| I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:
True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?
The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name. | |
| | | | Commander Kobialka
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:09 pm | |
| - Son of Wolves wrote:
- I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:
True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?
The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name. 0_0 | |
| | | | Son of Wolves
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:13 pm | |
| - Kobialka wrote:
- Son of Wolves wrote:
- I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:
True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?
The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.
0_0 Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. | |
| | | | The Schmetterling
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:26 pm | |
| - Son of Wolves wrote:
- I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:
True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?
The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name. Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity. | |
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:51 pm | |
| - Lord Mackeroth wrote:
- Son of Wolves wrote:
- I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:
True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?
The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.
Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity. But none of my friends has even heard of cleverbot or they would have told me because they know that I find stuff like clever bot very cool. | |
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:56 pm | |
| - Son of Wolves wrote:
- Lord Mackeroth wrote:
- Son of Wolves wrote:
- I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:
True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?
The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.
Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity.
But none of my friends has even heard of cleverbot or they would have told me because they know that I find stuff like clever bot very cool. There have been tens of thousands of conversations; anyone anywhere in the World could have of mentioned the five bucks, and Clever-Bot just happened to mention it at a time that is relevant to you. | |
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:59 pm | |
| Mackeroth, you just had the terms 'cleverbot' and 'relevant' in the same sentence.
You're dead to me. | |
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:59 pm | |
| - Lord Mackeroth wrote:
- Son of Wolves wrote:
- Lord Mackeroth wrote:
- Son of Wolves wrote:
- I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:
True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?
The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.
Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity.
But none of my friends has even heard of cleverbot or they would have told me because they know that I find stuff like clever bot very cool.
There have been tens of thousands of conversations; anyone anywhere in the World could have of mentioned the five bucks, and Clever-Bot just happened to mention it at a time that is relevant to you. It is still pretty terrifying and creepy. You have to admit that at least. | |
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:39 pm | |
| - Son of Wolves wrote:
- Lord Mackeroth wrote:
- Son of Wolves wrote:
- Lord Mackeroth wrote:
- Son of Wolves wrote:
- I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:
True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?
The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.
Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity.
But none of my friends has even heard of cleverbot or they would have told me because they know that I find stuff like clever bot very cool.
There have been tens of thousands of conversations; anyone anywhere in the World could have of mentioned the five bucks, and Clever-Bot just happened to mention it at a time that is relevant to you.
It is still pretty terrifying and creepy. You have to admit that at least. Yes it is, but it was a coincidence. | |
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| | Subject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:52 pm | |
| - Lord Mackeroth wrote:
- Son of Wolves wrote:
- Lord Mackeroth wrote:
- Son of Wolves wrote:
- Lord Mackeroth wrote:
- Son of Wolves wrote:
- I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:
True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?
The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.
Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity.
But none of my friends has even heard of cleverbot or they would have told me because they know that I find stuff like clever bot very cool.
There have been tens of thousands of conversations; anyone anywhere in the World could have of mentioned the five bucks, and Clever-Bot just happened to mention it at a time that is relevant to you.
It is still pretty terrifying and creepy. You have to admit that at least.
Yes it is, but it was a coincidence. There is no such thing as "coincidence", just ask a quantum mechanic. | |
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