Wish-Granting game.

The monkeys turn out to like Starcraft and steal every copy in the world, then proceed to fly off into the sunset.

I wish this forum had more emoticons

Tiel wrote:

The monkeys turn out to like Starcraft and steal every copy in the world, then proceed to fly off into the sunset.

I wish this forum had more emoticons

Granted. They're all the same emoticon, repeated 10^8 times.

I wish for an Executor-class Star Dreadnought.

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Tiel wrote:

The monkeys turn out to like Starcraft and steal every copy in the world, then proceed to fly off into the sunset.

I wish this forum had more emoticons

Granted. They're all the same emoticon, repeated 10^8 times.

I wish for an Executor-class Star Dreadnought.

granted, its the one that crashes into the second deathstar, 10 seconds before it does

I wish for my paper to be done

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Tiel wrote:

The monkeys turn out to like Starcraft and steal every copy in the world, then proceed to fly off into the sunset.

I wish this forum had more emoticons

Granted. They're all the same emoticon, repeated 10^8 times.

I wish for an Executor-class Star Dreadnought.

granted, its the one that crashes into the second deathstar, 10 seconds before it does

I wish for my paper to be done

It's done, and you realize it's about the wrong topic.

I wish for a lightsaber.

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Tiel wrote:

The monkeys turn out to like Starcraft and steal every copy in the world, then proceed to fly off into the sunset.

I wish this forum had more emoticons

Granted. They're all the same emoticon, repeated 10^8 times.

I wish for an Executor-class Star Dreadnought.

granted, its the one that crashes into the second deathstar, 10 seconds before it does

I wish for my paper to be done

It's done, and you realize it's about the wrong topic.

I wish for a lightsaber.

granted, the crystal thingy is misaligned and it explodes

I wish that I found a wasteland mod server with sdks gun mod

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

I wish that I found a wasteland mod server with sdks gun mod

Granted , you crash the server eternally .

Wish I had a pet alien .

Iv121 wrote:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

I wish that I found a wasteland mod server with sdks gun mod

Granted , you crash the server eternally .

Wish I had a pet alien .

granted, its a xenomorph from alien(the movie)

and you don't have a pulse rifle

I wish for a pulse rifle with ammunition

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Iv121 wrote:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

I wish that I found a wasteland mod server with sdks gun mod

Granted , you crash the server eternally .

Wish I had a pet alien .

granted, its a xenomorph from alien(the movie)

and you don't have a pulse rifle

I wish for a pulse rifle with ammunition

Granted. The ammunition is for an 1847 Colt revolver.

I want a magic squid.

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Iv121 wrote:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

I wish that I found a wasteland mod server with sdks gun mod

Granted , you crash the server eternally .

Wish I had a pet alien .

granted, its a xenomorph from alien(the movie)

and you don't have a pulse rifle

I wish for a pulse rifle with ammunition

Granted. The ammunition is for an 1847 Colt revolver.

I want a magic squid.

darnit

granted, its maical power is to assume your life and cast you out into the street

you end up being obamas wife's personal "health tester" eating rice cakes imued with uran1um, atc, to see how healthy it is

I wish for 100,000$
that were not gained in a law suit or in life insurance policies

Granted, but turns out it came from the Royal Bank of England. You know how those brits are with their money..

I wish that I got inspiration

Tiel wrote:

Granted, but turns out it came from the Royal Bank of England. You know how those brits are with their money..

I wish that I got inspiration

granted, it was for a new kind of toilet no one wanted

I wish I wasn't tired

Granted, but a cup of coffee magically appears. After feeling awake for a while you crash and fall to the floor.'

I wish more people posted on the forum during school hours.

Tiel wrote:

Granted, but a cup of coffee magically appears. After feeling awake for a while you crash and fall to the floor.'

I wish more people posted on the forum during school hours.

same :/

I mean, granted, the world crumbles but somehow the internet and this forum are still here

I wish I had an idea that would make a lot of money, legally, and morally

Tiel wrote:

Granted, but a cup of coffee magically appears. After feeling awake for a while you crash and fall to the floor.'

I wish more people posted on the forum during school hours.

Granted. They're all trolls. Every one of them. And Mackeroth lost his banhammer.

I want a droid.

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Tiel wrote:

Granted, but a cup of coffee magically appears. After feeling awake for a while you crash and fall to the floor.'

I wish more people posted on the forum during school hours.

Granted. They're all trolls. Every one of them. And Mackeroth lost his banhammer.

I want a droid.

I POSTED BEFFOOOOOREEEEE YOUUUUUUUU


granted, its the torture droid from the first starwars and it tortures you, for days

I wish I could stay on topic for a few posts

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Tiel wrote:

Granted, but a cup of coffee magically appears. After feeling awake for a while you crash and fall to the floor.'

I wish more people posted on the forum during school hours.

Granted. They're all trolls. Every one of them. And Mackeroth lost his banhammer.

I want a droid.

Granted, but it's one of those creepy jap ones.



I wish CMA didn't ninja me D:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Tiel wrote:

Granted, but a cup of coffee magically appears. After feeling awake for a while you crash and fall to the floor.'

I wish more people posted on the forum during school hours.

Granted. They're all trolls. Every one of them. And Mackeroth lost his banhammer.

I want a droid.

I POSTED BEFFOOOOOREEEEE YOUUUUUUUU


granted, its the torture droid from the first starwars and it tortures you, for days

I wish I could stay on topic for a few posts

I know. I got ninja'd.

Granted. The topic is '148,000 Ways to Calculate Quadratic Equations'.

I want one free get-out-of-jail card.

Edit: Stop ninja'ing me! Whoa. Spellcheck likes 'ninja'ing'.

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

I know. I got ninja'd.

Granted. The topic is '148,000 Ways to Calculate Quadratic Equations'.

I want one free get-out-of-jail card

Edit: Stop ninja'ing me! Whoa. Spellcheck likes 'ninja'ing'.

Granted, the pathologist is on his way.

Wish all my wishes to come true .

You subconsciously wished for a swarm of cockroaches to attack you while you slept

I wish I could finish my ship

Tiel wrote:

You subconsciously wished for a swarm of cockroaches to attack you while you slept

I wish I could finish my ship

Granted. 14.078 seconds after you finish, my fleet warps in and burns your shipyards to the ground. No, wait, I can't do that. Taln Shipbuilding is a subsidiary. I... uhh... darn.

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Tiel wrote:

You subconsciously wished for a swarm of cockroaches to attack you while you slept

I wish I could finish my ship

Granted. 14.078 seconds after you finish, my fleet warps in and burns your shipyards to the ground. No, wait, I can't do that. Taln Shipbuilding is a subsidiary. I... uhh... darn.

I R TEH NINJAZZZZZZ

err, I mean you didn't wish for something

Tiel wrote:

You subconsciously wished for a swarm of cockroaches to attack you while you slept

I wish I could finish my ship

I still get what I wished for . (Im a masochist-Psychopathe )
And so I wish Tiel to share my masochistic-Psychopathic wishes .

Iv121 wrote:

Tiel wrote:

You subconsciously wished for a swarm of cockroaches to attack you while you slept

I wish I could finish my ship

I still get what I wished for . (Im a masochist-Psychopathe )
And so I wish Tiel to share my masochistic-Psychopathic wishes .

Granted, you both get stuck in a room and kil each other is a suicide pact O_O

I wish I had EDMW again

coalminingalchemist wrote:

Iv121 wrote:

Tiel wrote:

You subconsciously wished for a swarm of cockroaches to attack you while you slept

I wish I could finish my ship

I still get what I wished for . (Im a masochist-Psychopathe )
And so I wish Tiel to share my masochistic-Psychopathic wishes .

Granted, you both get stuck in a room and kil each other is a suicide pact O_O

I wish I had EDMW again

granted but it turns out that stands for: extremely destructive mad warrior ( i dont know what it really stands for)

i wish that this mod would be released tomorrow and that it would be perfect and my computer would play it without lag and not be broken and that the internet would stay online and that i would be able to play it in comfort and that no one would correct my grammar in this wish

hell2o wrote:

coalminingalchemist wrote:

Iv121 wrote:

Tiel wrote:

You subconsciously wished for a swarm of cockroaches to attack you while you slept

I wish I could finish my ship

I still get what I wished for . (Im a masochist-Psychopathe )
And so I wish Tiel to share my masochistic-Psychopathic wishes .

Granted, you both get stuck in a room and kil each other is a suicide pact O_O

I wish I had EDMW again

granted but it turns out that stands for: extremely destructive mad warrior ( i dont know what it really stands for)

i wish that this mod would be released tomorrow and that it would be perfect and my computer would play it without lag and not be broken and that the internet would stay online and that i would be able to play it in comfort and that no one would correct my grammar in this wish

(its empires dawn of the modern world, and old RTS from my childhood)

granted, but it happens to you in an alternate dimension, which you are not in

I wish I had all the hardware to build my server