Wish-Granting game.

And I thought you were a female...

r2fart2 wrote:

And I thought you were a female...

Yes...

and my name is Patricia, I assume?

Well, actually...

Pat22 ( The One. ) wrote:

r2fart2 wrote:

And I thought you were a female...

Yes...

and my name is Patricia, I assume?

Try to track him, his name, his address, and social security down! No, but anyway, I can't tell how old he is. Anyway, the drawing is epic. I want it. Good thing I have a folder called "Impersonations" that contains everybody's avatar.

Keon wrote:

Pat22 ( The One. ) wrote:

r2fart2 wrote:

And I thought you were a female...

Yes...

and my name is Patricia, I assume?

Try to track him, his name, his address, and social security down! No, but anyway, I can't tell how old he is. Anyway, the drawing is epic. I want it. Good thing I have a folder called "Impersonations" that contains everybody's avatar.

This one's actually a picture, not a drawing

GLaDOS wrote:

Granted, but inside there is neurotoxin. And you die.

You broke it.

I wish mackeroth would rewrite his post on minecraftforum.net

Pat22 ( The One. ) wrote:

Keon wrote:

Pat22 ( The One. ) wrote:

r2fart2 wrote:

And I thought you were a female...

Yes...

and my name is Patricia, I assume?

Try to track him, his name, his address, and social security down! No, but anyway, I can't tell how old he is. Anyway, the drawing is epic. I want it. Good thing I have a folder called "Impersonations" that contains everybody's avatar.

This one's actually a picture, not a drawing

I know. So is mine!

Okay, just kidding. I meant the old drawing.

I wish for immunity to death and physical harm.

ACH0225 wrote:

I wish for immunity to death and physical harm.

You die alone and in self-doubt

I wish this thread would get on topic again.

Tiel wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

I wish for immunity to death and physical harm.

You die alone and in self-doubt

I wish this thread would get on topic again.

It gets on topic, but then it goes off topic in .001 milliseconds

ACH0225 wrote:

Tiel wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

I wish for immunity to death and physical harm.

You die alone and in self-doubt

I wish this thread would get on topic again.

It gets on topic, but then it goes off topic in .001 milliseconds

And you wish?

ACH0225 wrote:

I wish for immunity to death and physical harm.

Granted.

Your body is immune to physical harm but you still feel the pain of what would otherwise harm you, and your brain not being able to comprehend the state of invincibility multiplies every feeling of pain thousandfold..

You are now stuck feeling such tremendous, terrible pain that you just want to tear your own body apart to be rid of it yet are unable to because of your physical immunity to everything.


I wish someone could make up better answers than me.

Pat22 ( The One. ) wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

I wish for immunity to death and physical harm.

Granted.

Your body is immune to physical harm but you still feel the pain of what would otherwise harm you, and your brain not being able to comprehend the state of invincibility multiplies every feeling of pain thousandfold..

You are now stuck feeling such tremendous, terrible pain that you just want to tear your own body apart to be rid of it yet are unable to because of your physical immunity to everything.


I wish someone could make up better answers than me.

granted, your wit is destroyed, but it turns out to be the only thing anchoring your personality together and you devolve into a cubicle dwelling worker drone

I wish for the same amount of coding knowledge and experience of frostbyte the amazing coding-lemur

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Pat22 ( The One. ) wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

I wish for immunity to death and physical harm.

Granted.

Your body is immune to physical harm but you still feel the pain of what would otherwise harm you, and your brain not being able to comprehend the state of invincibility multiplies every feeling of pain thousandfold..

You are now stuck feeling such tremendous, terrible pain that you just want to tear your own body apart to be rid of it yet are unable to because of your physical immunity to everything.


I wish someone could make up better answers than me.

granted, your wit is destroyed, but it turns out to be the only thing anchoring your personality together and you devolve into a cubicle dwelling worker drone

I wish for the same amount of coding knowledge and experience of frostbyte the amazing coding-lemur

Granted, you find out that lemurs have no coding knowlege, and that Fr0sty is a Aye-Aye.

I want a scoop of ice cream please.

Quote :

I want a scoop of ice cream please.

Granted.

Odin himself descends from Asgard and summons a scoop of ice cream from the thunderous glory of the storm clouds.

However, it's the flavor of ice cream you despise the most.

I wish I had brought more food to work.

Pat22 ( The One. ) wrote:

Quote :

I want a scoop of ice cream please.

Granted.

Odin himself descends from Asgard and summons a scoop of ice cream from the thunderous glory of the storm clouds.

However, it's the flavor of ice cream you despise the most.

I wish I had brought more food to work.

granted, you find an old lunch someoen left there years ago

it was raw goat hamburger smothered in anchovies with raw radish sauce

and now it rotted
I wish all state primaries voted tommorow, ending the political crap

You remember there's a Chick Fil a down the hallway, but your supervisor tells you to get off the forums.

I wish I knew when this mod got released

Tiel wrote:

You remember there's a Chick Fil a down the hallway, but your supervisor tells you to get off the forums.

I wish I knew when this mod got released

I ANSWERED THAT

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Pat22 ( The One. ) wrote:

Quote :

I want a scoop of ice cream please.

Granted.

Odin himself descends from Asgard and summons a scoop of ice cream from the thunderous glory of the storm clouds.

However, it's the flavor of ice cream you despise the most.

I wish I had brought more food to work.

granted, you find an old lunch someoen left there years ago

it was raw goat hamburger smothered in anchovies with raw radish sauce

and now it rotted
I wish all state primaries voted tommorow, ending the political crap

Granted, they all voted to kill you rather then anything else. Then the world exploded because of my testing with ACHOs fire fuel.

GLaDOS wrote:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Pat22 ( The One. ) wrote:

Quote :

I want a scoop of ice cream please.

Granted.

Odin himself descends from Asgard and summons a scoop of ice cream from the thunderous glory of the storm clouds.

However, it's the flavor of ice cream you despise the most.

I wish I had brought more food to work.

granted, you find an old lunch someoen left there years ago

it was raw goat hamburger smothered in anchovies with raw radish sauce

and now it rotted
I wish all state primaries voted tommorow, ending the political crap

Granted, they all voted to kill you rather then anything else. Then the world exploded because of my testing with ACHOs fire fuel.

The fire fuel isnt THAT explosive, it has to be stored in a Bubo Ignis's gas bladder, anyway, the chemical compound is Y3 H6 O4 so it wont explode the world.... Just people.

I wish that my translator was of better quality.

That was the testing phase that included adding nuclear bombs and Inoperate Gel (a gel that was too volatile to put in the games), which is a test explosive, to the fuel. Then dropping it on Earth through the dimension hole and seeing what happened.

GLaDOS wrote:

That was the testing phase that included adding nuclear bombs and Inoperate Gel (a gel that was too volatile to put in the games), which is a test explosive, to the fuel. Then dropping it on Earth through the dimension hole and seeing what happened.

What games?

Portal and Portal2. Portal2 had the 3 Gels.

ACH0225 wrote:

I wish that my translator was of better quality.

Granted , now it crashes .
Wish my school is over (Oh sh** I know what follows )

Iv121 wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

I wish that my translator was of better quality.

Granted , now it crashes .
Wish my school is over (Oh sh** I know what follows )

Granted, but...

...an evil swarm of monkeys invades the world`s educational systems, shutting down all schools in the world. You never graduate and can never find a decent job and proceed with your life.

I wish for an evil swarm of monkeys.