Chatacter Introduction

I think, every forum needs a introduction thread.
Let's try one where we all introduce our fictional characters instead of our real selves.
I'll make a start.
[text in between [] is background information.]
Hi, I'm Ivan Kintobor [read lastname backwards to guess my relatives], a scientist from planet earth. I was the leader of a scientist team which investigated [killed and researched] an alien diplomatic. As reaction the aliens used biological weapons. I escaped into my private bunker and activated my stasis tube. I stayed there until the 141st century AD and then went to a newly discovered universe called Minecraftia to help it develop.

Now it's your turn.

Okay then.

[INSERT ELABORATE FAN BACKSTORY]

There.

NEXT!

Vinyl Scratch wrote:

Okay then.

[INSERT ELABORATE FAN BACKSTORY]

There.

NEXT!

Make a proper one. I'm serious.

<waves hand> You don't want to know my story.

Ivan2006 wrote:

Vinyl Scratch wrote:

Okay then.

[INSERT ELABORATE FAN BACKSTORY]

There.

NEXT!

Make a proper one. I'm serious.

Oh. In THAT case, give me a week.

I am of the human race. I exist outside your realm in a place called SOASE (sins of a solar empire) My species narrowly escaped Earth when we were attacked by an alien race we knew nothing about. We are bent now on spreading the human race across thousands of planets. In this we hope that no one disaster can wipe out the human race like it almost did on Earth. Sadly, we have run into this alien race. They are a hostile, blood thirsty race. Many years later, we banished a group of humans from our planets. They were driven by a religion they called the Unity. They wish to purge and destroy all in their path not of the Unity. Ten thousand years later, they returned much mightier than before with breath taking ships. They now call themselves the Advent. That was twenty-five years ago. We have changed much since that day. An army was created to protect the human race from these hostiles. This army was TEC (Trade Emergency Coalition) I am the leader of that army and order the construction of as many ships as i want, when i want, and where i want. I order the attacks. I negotiate for trade. I negotiate peace treaties and much more. I AM KOBIALKA. Who are you?

*sigh*


I am 1st Lieutenant Delyus Fayn of Taln's Inner Sector Squadron. The Taln fled here from a political schism in our home galaxy, and have spent the last handful of centuries treading dark space in search of a new home in which to establish ourselves. I come from a long line of naval serving Tiens, in fact one of my distant relatives is an Admiral of the fleet.

I command the lancer Insurmountable, a fine patrol ship captured from the Euraylians during the Guardian Wars that now serves as a scout craft for Internal Affairs at the heart of our newfound empire (along with a handful of the newer and more powerful Cerea class Destroyers). I'm a relatively young officer at 30 years (Tiens live to 180), and thus far my promotion has been very speedy seeing as I just graduated from the academy 4 years back.

Another interesting and honorable duty bestowed on me is to serve as a dignitary to the FCE should the need arise, though it seems Consul Naylan was eager to give the role to someone...unimportant. I assure you though, should I meet you in battle I will show no quarter.

e: Kobi, did you intentionally butcher up the TEC backstory?

Я из волшебную страну Equestria. Я единорог-пони. Я был ди-джеем на несколько очень больших событий. Вы могли бы видел меня. Это все, что я могу придумать прямо сейчас, так позже! Я также не много говорить. Ну, я вас уверяю, что она есть. Таким образом, для чисел это время, до свидания!

Виниловые нуля wrote:

Вы may've никогда даже не слышал мой голос.

Oh, that's a lie.

Sir Tielton wrote:

Виниловые нуля wrote:

Вы may've никогда даже не слышал мой голос.

Oh, that's a lie.

Кто сказал? Кроме того, когда я вообще говорить?

О плохой переводчик ...

Оригинальный текст:

"Почему я должен слушать вас?"

... 35 переводов через Bing дает нам:

"Это"

stop. talking. stupid. i can't understand.

superninjakiwi wrote:

stop. talking. stupid. i can't understand.

К вашему сведению, я говорю о русском языке (а в некоторых случаях, латинский). Не "тупой". Пожалуйста, постарайтесь понять, что я только делаю это, чтобы сделать это раздражает людей, чтобы перевести мои слова. И, кроме того, я не в состоянии сделать это.

stupid.language.

superninjakiwi wrote:

stupid.language.

Зачем ты меня обидел, с ваших слов, ninjakiwi?

ah. it's Russian. people.

superninjakiwi wrote:

ah. it's Russian. people.

И что это должно означать? Хм?

It means you're troll .

Vinyl Scratch wrote:

superninjakiwi wrote:

ah. it's Russian. people.

И что это должно означать? Хм?

(Me) Computer, delete file V_S_Russian.ogg

(Computer) File Deleted

Khmac wrote:

Vinyl Scratch wrote:

superninjakiwi wrote:

ah. it's Russian. people.

И что это должно означать? Хм?

(Me) Computer, delete file V_S_Russian.ogg

(Computer) File Deleted

Well, one problem done many more to go good luck with deleting all those files, Khmac.

-sigh-

I am Commander Ignotus Error (old family), an Astran Commonwealth ship captain. I was born and raised on Old Earth, Canada, in fact, and archived the rank of 2nd Lieutenant in a record time. I am currently stationed on Hera, with the destroyers Haida and Magellan under my command. My job is basically planetary security, with some pirate hunting (rats) thrown in for interest.

I'm told I'm a survivor, with both the Australian Invasion and Black Moon crises behind me. I hope that this damn planet can give me up to the Commonwealth again soon, or I'll go mad.


- Cmdr. Ignotus M. Error

I am a 10,000 year old demigod, with the ability to turn into a dragon. And a bad temper.

Well, I now will introduce my distant relative...
BAH, Screw it I will let myself get introduced and prove that I can´t come up with any idea by myself.
Me.