Ultimate load out game

Ok this is where you create your ultimate battle load out
Rules: items can be from any game/movie/book ect. But no WMDs
Vehicles must be one-man, nothing huge

This is mine:
Sidearm: 211-v plasma cutter (dead space)
Main: prawn lightening gun (district 9)
Melee: lightsabre (what else?)
Thrown: gersch device (black ops zombies)
Ability 1: FUS RO DAH! (skyrim)
Ability 2: stasis (dead space)
Armour: MI suit (starship troopers)
Vehicle: the kick-ass mech thing off district 9

Try and find the best combo

Sidearm: Icecream maker
Main: Potato gun
Melee: Mike Tyson Knockout punch
Thrown: Football
Ability 1: Boombox
Ability 2: Cooking
Armour: MA BIRFDAY SUIT
Vehicle: One of TunnelThunder's precious ponies.

Sidearm: Aperture Handheld Portal Device.

Main: Gordon Freeman's Gravity Gun.

Thrown: Combustible Lemon Grenade.

Ability 1: Mainframe Hack.

Ability 2: Neurotoxin Release.

Armor: Aperture Patented Hard Light Surface Armor.

Vehicle: PGC. (Portable GLaDOS Connection.)

Sidearm: DL-44 blaster pistol.

Main: DC-17M

Thrown: Thermal detonators

Melee: Double-bladed lightsaber

Ability 1: Force telekinesis

Ability 2: Force lightning

Armor: Katarn-III commando armor

Vehicle: BARC speeder

Sidearm: Orcish Greatsword
Main: Avenger VII Assault Rifle
Ability I: Request Reinforcements [CNC3]
Ability II: Force Mastery
Armor: Forerunner Combat Skin
Vehicle: Normandy SR2

Sidearm: Plasma pistol
Main: Battle Rifle
Melee: Energy Sword
Thrown: Plasma Grenade
Ability 1: Mac Blast
Ability 2: Glass'd Planet (Covenant super laser thingy)
Armour: Mark VI MJOLNIR armor
Vehicle: Covenant Super Carrier

blockman42 wrote:

Sidearm: Plasma pistol
Main: Battle Rifle
Melee: Energy Sword
Thrown: Plasma Grenade
Ability 1: Mac Blast
Ability 2: Glass'd Planet (Covenant super laser thingy)
Armour: Mark VI MJOLNIR armor
Vehicle: Covenant Super Carrier

READ OP! Only 1 person vehicles, and no WMDs.

Well technically the Normandy can be piloted by one person and retain all its functions soooo...

GLaDOS wrote:

blockman42 wrote:

Sidearm: Plasma pistol
Main: Battle Rifle
Melee: Energy Sword
Thrown: Plasma Grenade
Ability 1: Mac Blast
Ability 2: Glass'd Planet (Covenant super laser thingy)
Armour: Mark VI MJOLNIR armor
Vehicle: Covenant Super Carrier

READ OP! Only 1 person vehicles, and no WMDs.

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okay, so as a vehicle I'll use this:

Spoiler:

Vehicle courtesy of ConceptShips.com

and as my second ability I'll use a missile barrage

*Slams a sentry turret into the wall in fury.*

Sidearm: M1911
Main: M40A5 w/ 8x scope
Melee: A Large Knife
Thrown: M67 Grenade
Ability 1: Squad Ammo
Ability 2: Squad Suppression
Armour: Ghillie Suit
Vehicle: AH-1Z Viper

Sidearm: spas 15 sawed off in a holster
Main: dual wielding an xm8 LMG and a needle gun
Melee: plasma sword
Thrown: thermite grenades >: D
Ability 1: screw you guys, im going home
Ability 2: The ability to completely negate any "teh HaxorX" goku-like abilities
Armour: MI suit (starship troopers) same, i hope you mean the book
Vehicle: the upgraded tank from halo wars (hey, a spartan can drive it by himself)

Yes I mean the book
Glad someone else knows it

Same, I almost threw up when I saw that movie

They made a movie?

Why? Why do one of that when you could make a movie of Enders game instead (similar story but would work on screen)

I have no idea, and the MI suit didn't come in until the third... and it was a walker, with no arms


it was.. disgusting, all of it

sounds terrible, im glad i've never seen it

Armour:my Ender Two Recon
Main:Core my bow and Wintertide and Netherton my two sword's
Vehicle:my Starform fighter

Main: Wing mounted railguns.
Melee: Claws
Thrown: Fire from dragon's mouth.
Ability 1: Portal gun blue (Expanded so dragon can fit through)
Ability 2: Portal gun orange
Armour: Dragon armor
Vehicle: Dragon

Main: HSPB (Hand-held Sustained Plasma Beam)
Melee: Frostmourne (for me) and my latest charged energy talons for my dragon
Thrown: Forget dragon fire, all the coolest dragons breathe lightning!
Ability 1: Merlin's Mantle
Ability 2: Powerful telekinesis
Armour: A fragment of the city of Celestius
Vehicle: Dragon, all the way. Unless a dragon happens to read this, which is unlikely...

Keon wrote:

Main: Wing mounted railguns.
Melee: Claws
Thrown: Fire from dragon's mouth.
Ability 1: Portal gun blue (Expanded so dragon can fit through)
Ability 2: Portal gun orange
Armour: Dragon armor
Vehicle: Dragon

The Handheld Portal Devices aren't for sale.

I stole one. You know, Chell. She had one.

Keon wrote:

I stole one. You know, Chell. She had one.

I took it before I released her.

Sidearm: Side arm. A third arm for holding more weapons.
Main: Sonic Screwdriver. Over 500 settings just for lighting people on fire. Very handy.
Melee: Ban Hammer. Can ban anyone from anything. If banned from real life, target becomes trapped in a reality show.
Thrown: Blue Shell. Because life isn't fair. Deal with it.
Ability 1: ZA WARUDO! Stops time. Possibly also summons steam rollers.
Ability 2: Royalties! User gets paid for every copyright used during this game.
Armor: Plot Armor. User cannot die until the author pays off his mortgage.
Vehicle: An un-patched carp from Dwarf Fortress. God help us all.

NOT THE CARP!

They nerfed them though.