Frostbyte has been captured by humans!!!

Look at this undeniable evidence

It is true. The aye-aye known as Fr0stbyte124 has been captured by us. If you ever want to see your lead developer again, you will deliver $2 million US dollars to our organization within the next 48 hours.

RUN IN CIRCLES EVERYONE!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm.... I can deliver the equivilent in K'lii(I am King, after all![Hail to the king......])

2 million USD is about 700 thousand K'lii, in weight composition value. A 5000 K'lii coin has a Yttrium coating, making it valueable in itself. We only use coins, anyway.

WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

OH NO!

ITS PETA!


PAY THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT

(as long as said "whatever" is coated in Strontiumn 19 or equally deadly radio1sotope, or a biological weapon that aforementioned beloved aye aye can't contract)

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Wow, this is weird.

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RUN IN CIRCLES! FIRE THE MACS! FIRE THE NUKES! FIRE THE DEATH STAR!!!

TAKE THE MONEY!!!

TAKE IT!

TAKE THE NUKE THAT IS HIDDEN INSIDE THE MONEY TOO!

DIE!

Boom.

Oooops. There goes fr0stbyte. And this mod, most likely.

NOT AGAIN!!

Darn!

I'm not authorized to see his IP! We can't track his location! We're doomed.

Also, how did they find Fr0st's password? Does he save it on his Aye-Phone?

no... WE'RE NOT CAVEMEN! WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY!

*beats the radioactive crater that used to be peta HQ/ frostbyte with a computer*

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Your right coal, if we want to save frostbyte, we need to think like Patrick.

I'll get the 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce, and the trunks

*KHSHT* Bravo Leader, this is Base Command. Do you copy, Bravo Leader? *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* Base Command, this is Bravo Leader. I copy. *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* Bravo Leader, execute Order 418. *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* As ordered, Base Command. Executing. *KHSHT*
<Noghri commando squad storms compound, shoots some people, blows stuff up, rescues Fr0stbyte, and evacs in LAAT/i>

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

*KHSHT* Bravo Leader, this is Base Command. Do you copy, Bravo Leader? *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* Base Command, this is Bravo Leader. I copy. *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* Bravo Leader, execute Order 418. *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* As ordered, Base Command. Executing. *KHSHT*
<Noghri commando squad storms compound, shoots some people, blows stuff up, rescues Fr0stbyte, and evacs in LAAT/i>

I like how we have so many resources but still need fr0stbyte so much.... HE IS IRREPLACEABLE... I don't know beyond that in the song so... more dots.... maybe we can devote some of these insane resources to finish this mod faster?

No, we have to hit the exhaust valve with a kamehameha.

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

*KHSHT* Bravo Leader, this is Base Command. Do you copy, Bravo Leader? *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* Base Command, this is Bravo Leader. I copy. *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* Bravo Leader, execute Order 418. *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* As ordered, Base Command. Executing. *KHSHT*
<Noghri commando squad storms compound, shoots some people, blows stuff up, rescues Fr0stbyte, and evacs in LAAT/i>

I find you lack of faith in the force patrick disturbing

Yes, the humans may not have fr0stbyte anymore... but now the EMPIRE DOES!

It's time a PROFESSIONAL stepped in!

*Jumps off a cruiser and smashes into the Empire's Star Destroyer holding fr0stbyte*

*Spies donuts*

MMmmmmmmmmmmnnnn..... Doooooooonuts.....

*Munch*

Wait, now Fenway has him! GIVE HIM BACK! No, don't feed the Aye-Aye donuts! He'll get sick!

DAMN YOU CTHULU! YOU MADE ME DROP THE JELLY DONUT BOX! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE...

Alrright... You asked for it...

*Pulls out dual PSI blades and sets fr0stbyte down*

PREPARE TO FEEL...

*Pulls out a bunch of grapes*

THE GRAPES OF WRATH!
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*Munch*

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

*KHSHT* Bravo Leader, this is Base Command. Do you copy, Bravo Leader? *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* Base Command, this is Bravo Leader. I copy. *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* Bravo Leader, execute Order 418. *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* As ordered, Base Command. Executing. *KHSHT*
<Noghri commando squad storms compound, shoots some people, blows stuff up, rescues Fr0stbyte, and evacs in LAAT/i>

I find you lack of faith in the force patrick disturbing

Pure win.


Depending on which Patrick you're talking about, of course.

Fenway wrote:

Yes, the humans may not have fr0stbyte anymore... but now the EMPIRE DOES!

It's time a PROFESSIONAL stepped in!

*Jumps off a cruiser and smashes into the Empire's Star Destroyer holding fr0stbyte*

*Spies donuts*

MMmmmmmmmmmmnnnn..... Doooooooonuts.....

*Munch*

SWOOOOOOON

Why didn't fr0st use his jedi mindtricks?

"This is not the omnipotent programmer you're looking for.."

Pat (the) Best wrote:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

*KHSHT* Bravo Leader, this is Base Command. Do you copy, Bravo Leader? *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* Base Command, this is Bravo Leader. I copy. *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* Bravo Leader, execute Order 418. *KHSHT*
*KHSHT* As ordered, Base Command. Executing. *KHSHT*
<Noghri commando squad storms compound, shoots some people, blows stuff up, rescues Fr0stbyte, and evacs in LAAT/i>

I find you lack of faith in the force patrick disturbing

Pure win.


Depending on which Patrick you're talking about, of course.

the pink one and/or swayze in red dawn

Okay, everybody, here's the plan to rescue fr0stbyte:
I lock onto his tracking signature, and beam him onto my ship. I then target their facility from orbit and fire my ion canon at it.

Problem solved.

Attack! We need to destroy the shield generator located on a moon inhabited by teddy bears!