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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:21 pm



Evacuate immediately!
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:04 pm

FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!1!
*Fires every ARK ever built in every dimension in every time*
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:34 pm

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FIRE EVERYTHING at the booty!!!!1!
*Fires every ARK ever built in every dimension in every time*
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:34 pm

How does one fire an ARK?
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:11 pm

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How does one fire an ARK?
You pull its tail. Duh.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:06 pm

How to fire an ARK?

Well, every one was built with a Dark-Energy Fusion Beam Impulse Splicer, one that operates on massive power levels. They're giant battlestations, really.

Except for ARK-D, but we won't go into that.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:12 pm

I would bring Project {REDACTED} online, but the situation isn't that bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:21 pm

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I would bring Project {REDACTED} online, but the situation isn't that bad.
I thought {REDACTED} was [REDACTED]?
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:38 pm

I think {REDACTED} looks better. I don't particularly care what the official one is.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:41 pm



That went terribly.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:55 pm

But seriously, I do not think that by any stretch of the imagination today could have gone any worse.

Start with a greeting on FB at 11, just for the sake of courtesy. She sees it at about 12, and I guess ignores it for 9 hours. I ask about something at 9, y'know, to at least start a conversation. She then absolutely roasts me for asking her as opposed to the squad leader. Like, no joke, a literal lecture on the chain of command right then and there, and proceeds to correct me on some other breaches of etiquette (such as referring to the squad leader by her first name since no one calls her otherwise) as I try to salvage the situation. Finally I just cut my losses and withdraw.

There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but there's only one for me, and she's evidently under lock and key. So guys, fuck my life Very Happy

(glad it didn't happen in person though)
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:03 pm

Go for the ones who aren't superior officers. I dunno, maybe there's some human female trying to do the exact same thing to you, asking the female version of FC.


Oh god, I don't want to think about it.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:09 pm

Meh, I don't really like anyone else. I'm just reeling from what just happened. It was a pipe dream, yes, but I'd just thought...oh dear, stupor's wearing off, better stop typing before I spout something melodramatic.

Regardless, you guys tried to help and I really do appreciate that. Even if it did give my confidence a healthy bashing in the end.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:12 pm

Try going for the ladies near your age. You'll get one of them.


Probably.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:20 pm

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Try going for the ladies near your age. You'll get one of them.


Probably.
It's a matter of principle. If I go for a girl, just any girl, it's not going to be because I hold any affection for them from the getgo, which just leads to either a prompt breakup or a stale relationship. This one was my age (by a little over a month, in fact), I just never thought to think whether she would reciprocate my feelings. Welcome to high school dating, Tiel, a shame it took you until your junior year to have this kind of rude awakening.

I guess I'm going to be a celibate just like you.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:34 pm

*brushes off couch in bachelor pad
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:05 am

Well I found a beetle crawling on my shirt so Im not completely alone right now.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:47 am

Bros computers before hoes, friend.
A computer might crash, but unless it's got a virus or something, it will never, ever betray you or break your heart.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:57 am

He has a point.

And as someone who's in his final high school year, Tiel-sies, you might want to just give up completely 'till you shift to college. Or at least until you leave HS.

*bro-wing*

Anyone who says high school was the best time of their life is a f**king lying a**hole who deserves to be wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:46 am

High school is the best time of my OH GOD IT HURTS
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:08 am

Quadraxis wrote:
High school is the best time of my OH GOD IT HURTS
Yes. Yes it does.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:48 am

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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:01 pm

Desdenova wrote:
Good.Good.
Palpatine Quotes are good.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:15 pm

Fleet Admiral Error wrote:
He has a point.

And as someone who's in his final high school year, Tiel-sies, you might want to just give up completely 'till you shift to college. Or at least until you leave HS.

*bro-wing*

Anyone who says high school was the best time of their life is a f**king lying a**hole who deserves to be wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun.
Sounds advice, though I'm most definitely going to try again tonight because I'm quite possibly the stupidest person to walk this earth.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:27 pm

Tiel+ wrote:
I'm quite possibly the stupidest person to walk this earth.
Trust me, you aren´t.
in the class next to mine, there´s a girl who fails to understand how to turn on a computer without instructions.
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