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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:42 pm

Tiel, my advice would to be to find common ground. You saw her in the library, yes? If she is a reader, perhaps you could use literature as a stepping stone. You can strike up a conversation about books, which is really an unassuming (for lack of a better word) topic that is likely to ring a bell in her that realizes "Hey, this guy actually is... kinda decent, at least he is a good conversationalist," without triggering the stalker alarm. And... well, I am an antisocial socially awkward MIT hopeful space geek that is obsessed with sci-fi novels. So what would I know? But hey, it might just be worth a shot. But again, what would I know? Hope this helps...
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:06 am

If all else fails a spectacular display of tea bagging might just do it,
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:05 pm

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If all else fails a spectacular display of tea bagging might just do it,
I feel this would not help.

However, I offer unto you the advice uttered to me by my predecessors.

"There is no problem that cannot be solved by the proper application of more boosters."
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:05 pm

Fleet Admiral Error wrote:
Prototype wrote:
If all else fails a spectacular display of tea bagging might just do it,
I feel this would not help.

However, I offer unto you the advice uttered to me by my predecessors.

"There is no problem that cannot be solved by the proper application of more boosters."
That's only kerbals and professional athletes.

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You know, I was thinking we should have a 3D crafting grid for complex recipes, but Kielaran is right: why have three dimensions when you can have six? Truly I don't know how we ever got by with a measly two.


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Now, if Fr0stbyte wrote that, someone would make a sig, guaranteed. So what are you going to do now?
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:27 pm

I discovered her third period class is actually right across the hallway from mine, but she was with another girl so...

We did have an enlightening conversation around twenty feet from one another when I walked out the door of the JROTC gym (apparently that's just like leaving a classroom).

"Hey, what are you doing?" (in a tone just going 'wtf', since like I said her and the PL are basically in charge when the teachers aren't active)

"Grabbing something."

"...ok."

And I just feel absolutely awful since not only thereafter did she talk to another guy and had a decidedly more thrilling chat about stairs and sunsets, I also failed so hard at the game we played in said gym, so good bye to impressing her with martial prowess. Sigh.

Have to keep working at it, I suppose.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:35 am

Just sell your soul to the devil. Works every time.
One way or another.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:55 am

Don't do it.  I tried that once and all I got out of it was the ability to play the blues.  Nobody cares about the blues anymore.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:22 pm

Perhaps you should just find a point when you're standing in a hallway or summat, blaze up to her and just declare all this flat out, then walk away.

She hunts you down later, you've either a)succeded or b) sealed your fate.
She doesn't, you at least tried.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:33 pm

fr0stbyte124 wrote:
Nobody cares about the blues anymore.
I see you've never been to Appalachia, it's almost as popular as Meth.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:24 pm

Clearly, human mating tactics aren't carrying through.

I got this.

So, you need to do a few things. First off, make sure your feathers are always properly preened. Then, go hunting, and hunt the biggest animal you can find. Then, fly to her and offer up the carcass as a gift. If she doesn't take it, it's cool. Just get another the next day. Now, during this time, she might have other suitors. Most owls will try and figure out when they're giving their gifts, then beat the shit out of the opposition, but I was always of the opinion that beating the guy up just before he gives his gift is a better idea. Pretty soon, she'll start crooning and hooting at you. This is good; you now just need to hoot back just after she does. After that, it's all good.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:30 pm

Ach ftw

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You know, I was thinking we should have a 3D crafting grid for complex recipes, but Kielaran is right: why have three dimensions when you can have six? Truly I don't know how we ever got by with a measly two.


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Now, if Fr0stbyte wrote that, someone would make a sig, guaranteed. So what are you going to do now?
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 4:01 pm

Keon wrote:
Ach ftw
In Ach we trust.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:39 pm

^That's heresy, time for a Fr0st Crusade.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:54 pm

DaveMustaine wrote:
^That's heresy, time for a Fr0st Crusade.
Ach is love.  Ach is life.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:57 pm

Don't tempt me dammit.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:39 pm

fr0stbyte124 wrote:
DaveMustaine wrote:
^That's heresy, time for a Fr0st Crusade.
Ach is love.  Ach is life.
Nooo!!!

The Great Fr0st has been converted to Owl cause! They must be purged!

To War!

*Grabs Shotgun and/or minigun
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:58 pm

Soul of Jack wrote:
fr0stbyte124 wrote:
DaveMustaine wrote:
^That's heresy, time for a Fr0st Crusade.
Ach is love.  Ach is life.
Nooo!!!

The Great Fr0st has been converted to Owl cause! They must be purged!

To War!

*Grabs Shotgun and/or minigun
No, Fr0st has written it, we have no choice.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 2:50 am

Ehh... Let's just form some kind of pantheon, with fr0st as highest deity, and things like Ach as lower ones?
Screw this, Ach is not going to get god status.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 3:34 am

error caused by: owl propaganda taking over fr0stbyte
reaction: nope
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:52 am

What propaganda?
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:57 am

:::PROTOCOL 76:::

:::SITIATION 171:::
>_Fr0stbyte under control by owls

>_ACTION:
>_Evacuate

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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:32 am

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:20 pm

DaveMustaine wrote:
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:56 pm

All hail fr0stbyte!
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PostSubject: Re: Human mating rituals   Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:01 pm

Live and let live.
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