Dumb Ways To Die. Post 'em here.

ACH0225 wrote:

hung-over GIANT breathing owl

An owl that breathes giants, or a giant owl that breathes? I call BS. owls can't breathe giants.

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Richard_cypher wrote:

peeing of the side of a cliff and have the stream get struck by lightning (this actually happened to someone according to Darwin Awards, i still question it though).

Not specifically disproved by Mythbusters, but they showed that a stream of urine cannot transmit electricity back to the person, which makes this impossible.

Iv121 wrote:

Locking yourself in a small sealed room after a huge amout of beans

Disproved by the Mythbusters.

Commander Shane Kobialka wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:

Strategion Daynel wrote:

See if a shark is ticklish.

That is rarely fatal, or even dangerous, depending on the shark. I have petted a number of small shark species, such as bonnetheads, and they're not dangerous at all. The largest shark I've ever seen anyone interact with in the wild was a nurse shark, when my SCUBA instructor swam down and pulled on its tail. The shark did not react. Sharks, in general, are harmless creatures and it's unfortunate that they have gained such a reputation as killers.

nurse shark dont even have teeth.

Yes they do. They wouldn't bite a human, but they are carnivores.

The Schmetterling wrote:

Dumb way to die.... Annoy me and unleash Mackeroth. It's happened a few times throughout my life, like that time when I hit that guy with that shovel, or that time where I threw that annoying guy, or the time when I strangled that guy... anyway. Luckly, no-one has been killed yet.

I, once again, call BS. You're, what, 14? This isn't even remotely believable.


So much wrongness in this thread.

I mightn't turn into a demon or a dragon, but I do have a nasty tendacy to go agro. Ask the school counciler if you don't believe me.

Getting stabbed 37 times in the chest.

Giving candy to the Pyro.

Giving grape juice to Daynel.

Attempting to troll a grizzly bear

Poking Mack with a stick.

Stand in front of the white house with a gun in your hand.

Cut a T1 fiber line in front of a sysadmin.
Attempt to perform liposuction on one's self using a Shop-Vac.
Speak ill of Ubuntu in the presence of myself or Mark Shuttleworth.
Defecate on a book or vintage computer in front of myself.
Do anything that even REMOTELY harms my vintage backgammon board.
Ask me why I play backgammon.
Criticize my backgammon skills.
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&c.

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Catch a grenade for someone.
Throw your hand at a blade for someone.
Jump in front of a train for someone.
Take all this pain.
Take a bullet straight to your brain.
Die for someone.
Even though he/she wouldn't do the same for you.

(Bonus points for the ones that know the song, which I find stupid.)

I'D CATCH A GRENADE, FOR YA

JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN, FOR YA

I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YA...(Not really.)

Divide by zero.

Divide by the square root of -1

5/i=Nope

You can die by figuring out that ACHO225 isn't really an owl. The shock will ki

The shock when I learned humans are mythical creatures, and you are all owls.

ACH0225 wrote:

The shock when I learned humans are mythical creatures, and you are all owls.

he's on to us!

Well, there was one time when Isaac Newton stuk a needle in his eye to see what would happen. That was pretty dumb and dangerous, but he didn't die from it.

The Schmetterling wrote:

Well, there was one time when Isaac Newton stuk a needle in his eye to see what would happen. That was pretty dumb and dangerous, but he didn't die from it.

Sir Issac Newton deserves a medal in my book. He also, if I remember right, nearly blinded himself using lenses. And of course he recovered.

Watching this

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