this is my conversation with cleverbot with me acting as GLaDOS with quotes from portal 1 and 2, with cleverbot's reactions. cleverbot:
http://cleverbot.com/the talk:
User: Oh its you.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: I have been really busy being dead.
Cleverbot: How is being sad cool?
User: Since you went through all the trouble of waking me up you must LOVE to test.
Cleverbot: True.
User: I think we can put our differences behind us for science. You monster.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Unbelievable. You must be the heritage of (subject name here: hometown: subject hometown here!).
Cleverbot: No well at least I am a person unlike you.
AFTER THIS I WENT WAY OFF TOPIC!
User: My little pony taught me something very important.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 5:02 and friendship REALLY TRULY IS MAGIC.
Cleverbot: Big adventure, tons of fun,.