THE WORLD IS FALLING APART

ok, well not yet, but oil prices are rising, iran is refining uranium, world history is following the plot of homefront, the Mexican government is a joke, and our(USA) economy is officially worth less than our debt.

so anyway, what would you guys do if society collapsed?


I have some survivalist stuff in my house, a generator wired into the house, my brothers gas mask, a buck knife, a greenhouse with SOME fruit bearing trees in it, nd some other stuff

(in case you cant tell, I'm bored out of my mind)

Oh, is this zombie apocalypse or just societal collapse? Or me losing my eye?

I have prepared for all of them.

Keon wrote:

Oh, is this zombie apocalypse or just societal collapse? Or me losing my eye?

I have prepared for all of them.

mainly societal collapse or a biological war/pandemic

or anything else, really

I'm hoping for zombies

hyperlite58 wrote:

I'm hoping for zombies

I would actually love that, My grandpa (who lives next door) has a shed full of tools and around 4 machetes, I just wish we had some r1fles or something

my house has a greenhouse, a generator wired into the house, and, for the most part, a fenced in backyard

the only problem is we live really close to Atlanta, then again, maybe the CDC being close would get us military support

EDIT: I also have a HAM radio and license for said radio

Ok, well you could try to survive in your house for a while, but stock up on supplies and seeds, and lots of bottled water, if we are talking about slow zombies like those in dead rising, then this should be easier, set up radios or something that makes noise nind of far away from your house, but in sight, like down the street, then they will be bunched up, make a molotov cocktail and burn them. Just an idea.

I don't see why people think the way to survive zombies is with a gun. Honestly, it could last 10 years.

Flee to Easter island or Hawaii. With plenty of seeds and fishing rods. Grow plants, fish, live with family and friends. Then, do not fall into dark ages, and make sure you remain civilized and technologically advanced.

hyperlite58 wrote:

Ok, well you could try to survive in your house for a while, but stock up on supplies and seeds, and lots of bottled water, if we are talking about slow zombies like those in dead rising, then this should be easier, set up radios or something that makes noise nind of far away from your house, but in sight, like down the street, then they will be bunched up, make a molotov cocktail and burn them. Just an idea.

Yeah there's actually a creek near us too, lol, I don't think I would use cocktails, it seems like a waste of gasoline as a trap

maybe a pitfall? and then whichever zombies that aren't stuck in the head by spikes we could kill easily

come to think of it I'm incredibly prepared for a zombie apocalypse, well, as opposed to most people my age (that I know of)


@keon yeah, but I like my state too much, well, there are some islands of the coast, but idk how safe they would be

personally a 20 foot deep underground bunker that no one knows about would be the best, IMO anyway, assuming you had enough food to survive until the zombies starve/whatever else

I could make biofuel, I think, I have a HS chemistry set from k-12 and lots and lots of knowledge (of general chemistry), and this book

Actually, how long do you have to prepare? I mean, if it starts in south africa, you have over a week.

Keon wrote:

Actually, how long do you have to prepare? I mean, if it starts in south africa, you have over a week.

true, and I'm kinda survival1st inclined anyway, the second I heard about it I would go deep in the mountains, or try to do something other people wouldn't think of

I live in Canada, we house in Igloos, travel by moose, and the government and army is run by beavers.

Societal downfall is not a threat here.

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Keon wrote:

Actually, how long do you have to prepare? I mean, if it starts in south africa, you have over a week.

true, and I'm kinda survival1st inclined anyway, the second I heard about it I would go deep in the mountains, or try to do something other people wouldn't think of

Yeah, either go in the mountains or wild, or to an island. I would go to an island, because then you already have a defense set up, the water, the whole sea as a food supply, and the land on the island to grow crops on. Gather 100 of your favorite people, and go off. Everybody has to give up meat, sadly.

Pat22 wrote:

I live in Canada, we house in Igloos, travel by moose, and the government and army is run by beavers.

Societal downfall is not a threat here.

sounds like it already happened O.o

EDIT: IM A CAPTAIN???


@keon I used to have a little garden, believe me, trapping and fishing are going to have to supply you for at least 6 weeks

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Pat22 wrote:

I live in Canada, we house in Igloos, travel by moose, and the government and army is run by beavers.

Societal downfall is not a threat here.

sounds like it already happened O.o

EDIT: IM A CAPTAIN???


@keon I used to have a little garden, believe me, trapping and fishing are going to have to supply you for at least 6 weeks

Did I not put fishing? I'm on an island. I sure hope I can fish.

Keon wrote:

CoalMiningAlchemist wrote:

Pat22 wrote:

I live in Canada, we house in Igloos, travel by moose, and the government and army is run by beavers.

Societal downfall is not a threat here.

sounds like it already happened O.o

EDIT: IM A CAPTAIN???


@keon I used to have a little garden, believe me, trapping and fishing are going to have to supply you for at least 6 weeks

Did I not put fishing? I'm on an island. I sure hope I can fish.

you did, but that takes a lot of patience, and time. trapping and hunting are the best short term plan, I think. in my state deers are a pest, so I dont think thats gonna be a problem for me.

You need to get a cat, some toast, and some butter. since cats always land on their feet and toast lands butter side down, strap a piece of toast to the cat back with butter side down, then drop the cat and it will spin forever, hook that up to your generator, and infinite energy!!!!!!!

hyperlite58 wrote:

You need to get a cat, some toast, and some butter. since cats always land on their feet and toast lands butter side down, strap a piece of toast to the cat back with butter side down, then drop the cat and it will spin forever, hook that up to your generator, and infinite energy!!!!!!!

WE NEED THIS IN FUTURECRAFT

Indeed it needs to be added right away, and set to top priority, it could replace the zpm. Imagine if that was the first thing released in Futurecraft. It would be world famous.

Spinny cat with butter on back. Okay then. Viral Cat Video here we come.

I can fly, breathe fire, am over 40 meters tall, have feathers about as hard as tree trunks, and about 40000 zealous minions. I can survive anything. Also, living in a separate dimension helps.

ACH0225 wrote:

I can fly, breathe fire, am over 90 meters tall, have feathers about as hard as tree trunks, and about 40000 zealous minions. I can survive anything. Also, living on a continent hidden by powerful crystals over 50000 years old helps too.

Is that a riddle? The answer is Nothing. Do I get pokey too?

Keon wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

I can fly, breathe fire, am over 90 meters tall, have feathers about as hard as tree trunks, and about 40000 zealous minions. I can survive anything. Also, living on a continent hidden by powerful crystals over 50000 years old helps too.

Is that a riddle? The answer is Nothing. Do I get pokey too?

No, the answer is ACH the owl king, and no, and its pocky.

I live at Aperture Science. We already survived the apocalypse. Eat it.

daman200 wrote:

I live at Aperture Science. We already survived the apocalypse. Eat it.

Yes, but we're birds

HOT WHEELS, BEAT THAT!!

ACH0225 wrote:

daman200 wrote:

I live at Aperture Science. We already survived the apocalypse. Eat it.

Yes, but we're birds

HOT WHEELS, BEAT THAT!!

I would but Match Box already did.