Bronies vs Owls

Enemy ships detected.

Cease planetary bombardment, retreat all Tormentors to a safe distance.

Assemble executioner fleet (120 Extinctors, 200 Bruisers, 4 Vivisector class carriers)

Extinctors to attack enemy fleet, Bruisers to fire from a distance and provide close support on Vivisectors and Tormentors is needs be.

Tracker device for the Lamentor has stopped responding, fire NDC at its last known location

>Bring Fleet I up to Full Alert Status.

Fleet I consists of 500,000 dreadnoughts equipped with Sun Crusher quantum armor and super nuke cannons, and shielding that can withstand the force of fifty thousand blackholes at once. Each vessel also has the equivalent of twenty Death Star Beams on the ventral hull.

The invasion fleet is wiped out.

I fly in on puff the magic dragon and together we cover the invading people in magic rainbows of awesome. Thus stopping the war.

I order all the brony fleets to stand down and self-obliterate while flying into the enemy. I can do this as I still hold highest rank in the "brony navy" and those who disagree are to be executed.

High Lictor Arslan wrote:

FEN-8001 wrote:

EXPECTED ACCELERATION 20% SPEED OF LIGHT

EXPECTED ACCELERATION 15% SPEED OF LIGHT

EXPECTED ACCELERATION 5% SPEED OF LIGHT

EXPECTED ACCELERATION 20% SPEED OF LIGHT

X% of the speed of light per? (where X = percent of C)


@proto: I figured. that was more or less a sarcastic post.


>_ Prepare class Gamma fleet.

>_ Orders: There has been an S&D order put out on the strigiformes.

>_ Additional info: Go in on the defensive. Use W/SW defensive precautions code PCKRD.

>_ Make their streams run red.

Gamma fleet is an elite Class 1 fleet. Class 1 fleets consist of 1,500 <CLASSIFIED> class battleships.

Apologies. I meant that each piece can accelerate the round by that percentage while the round was under it's influence, in the EXTREMELY minute amount of time it is. It's like, 1.6 Pico-Seconds, I fixed that.

No one has built a Dyson shell around equestria yet >,>

I activate the nuclear weaponry placed in strategic locations under the crust of Equestria, blowing up Equestria and preventing any fighting on or around Equestria.

Seeing as everything is already blown up, I order all Tormentors to fire planet busters at the planet just for the Lulz

Ponies: -1 Evryone else: 9001

Just to note you:
PAWNCH 2.0 has already been disabled.

The planetary shields are fully powered.
1 Super-MAC is fireing upon the enemy.
10 Hellfire-class Orbital Defense Systems have been moved to Equestria from Resurgam.

The United Brony Union has been informed and sends:
20 Canterlot-class Battlecruisers
30 Ponyville-class Stealth ships
13 TARDISes from various versions of the Doctor
3 Rainbow-class Dreadnaughts
10 cloudsdale-class Tactical Carriers
1 HARMONY Mobile Weapon Platform.

Hmmmm, I can either retreat, or warp in ARK-1, however considering a planet was just destroyed it would be unwise to bring ARK-1 into direct conflict.

ARK-1 is warped into an outlying orbit of the solar system, preparing to either allow to Tormentors to dock and retreat, of fire [CLASSIFIED] at the new fleet.

ARK-1 powers up planetary shields, and standby is given to the [CLASSIFIED] defence system.

The Strigiforme forces now contact our allies on Vulcan about this pressing issue. They have given us Red Matter.

</OPENING NON-DUAL YTTRIUM PORTAL
</DESIGNATE /ENTRYPORTAL/EXITPORTAL/
</ENTRYPORTAL
</RADIATION WARNING OVERIDDEN
</NON-DUAL PORTAL OPEN
</LAUNCHING RED MATTER
</WARNING: NON-DUAL PORTAL IS ONE WAY/WEAPON CANNOT BE RETRIEVED/CONTINUE?Y/N
</CONTINUING
</RED MATTER IS AWAY

Planet is killed by Star Trek RM thrown through a one way Yttrium portal.

>>New Orders<<
>>X-Fleet Jump Near ARK-1<<
>>Then Go On Standby<<


>>Understood<<


>>Ending Link<<
>>Ended<<
>>Opening Link With ARK-1<<
>>This Is "Maka" Of The O.S Speaking A Fleet Only Known As The X-Fleet Are Coming To Help<<
>>Please Respond<<

>>ARK-1 copies, X-fleet authorised to dock in orbit

congrats!
You angered Lauren Faust!
This battle is now officially a FC-fanfic (wow, it has come so far that we now have canon and fanfic stuff lol)

Back to the battle.

A multiversal portal opens and 10,000 Brony Battlecruisers come out.
Also, Lauren faust is installing [equestria.planetary_backup] on [universe.exe].

Surp. Grm. Ivan Kintobor wrote:

congrats!
You angered Lauren Faust!
This battle is now officially a FC-fanfic (wow, it has come so far that we now have canon and fanfic stuff lol)

HOHOHOHO, I'll show you an FC FANF-

On second thought, that probably wouldn't go over too well

Ah cripe, order ARK-1 to launch all the Tormentor, Vivisectors, Extinctors, Bruisers, Blues, Belugas and Humpbacks we have.

Also fire all weapons from the surface of ARK-1, and charge up the destroyer

A gargantuan portion of ARK-1s crust desceds down, moving sideways once it has entered deep layer.

Out of the massive hole in the planets surface, rises a Cannon of truly epic proportion, the Destroyer.
Order all ships to stay away from the dark side of ARK-1, this cannon has one hell of a recoil.

The 500,000 dreadnoughts come out of WHOOPDEEspace and charge up weapons, knowing full well that any shots missed could and would doom the planet to an early death.

Seems there is a ridiculous amount of ships entering the field, ridiculous level has risen to 5, call in ARK-2 and ARK-4

Lauren Faust deletes [hater_fleet.object] from [universe.exe].

]}Tech Star MK.II #2 is again fully active.
]}Enemy Ship destruction rate raised from 1 ship/minute to 2 ships/minute.
]}Activate extra power? [YES]< [NO]
]}WARNING! All station power, except for Shields and MedBay, will be sent to the main cannon. Proceed? [YES]< [NO]
]}Redirecting power...
]}Power redirected. Enemy Ship destruction rate raised from 2 ships/minute to 4 ships/minute.

Initializing distress flet...

1,000,000 Dreadnaughts warping in...

]}Preparing four (4) Battlefield Power Support ships.
]}Opening wormholes...
]}Wormholes open. Sending two (2) Battlefields Power Support ships to planet: Equestria - ship: Tech Star MK.II #1...
]}Ships sent. Sending two (2) Battlefields Power Support ships to planet: Equestria - ship: Tech Star MK.II #2...
]}Ships sent.
]}Installing power support on ships: Tech Star MK.II #1 and #2...
]}Power installed. Enemy ship destruction rate raised from 4 ships/minute to 6 ships/minute.

Good thing I cloned equestria and hid the real one where no one would dare to go.

Alright, open the portal to universe 1764c, bring in a few hundred ARK stations.

Fire destroyer cannon at enemy fleet, 49% of fleet destroyed in first barrage.

More enemy ships detected, if we brought the rest of the ARK stations we could repel them, but we would lose too much.

All units bar ARK-1, fall back to universe 1764c.

ARk-1 ordered to return to origional orbit.

Bring the Devastator type ARK MKII into the fray, fire upon all enemy vessels

Do we still have space in the Equestria System?
Anyway, you just got all troops from all universes featuring Mobius against you.
And a lot of Doctors.