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PostSubject: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!)   My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Icon_minitimeThu Apr 12, 2012 12:37 pm

My 1st Cleverbot conversation!

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PostSubject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!)   My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Icon_minitimeThu Apr 12, 2012 2:13 pm

cleverbot knows alot more than it did last time i talked to it. Eventually she will find about war and destruction and decide that humanity needs protection because once it told me that it loves humanity. she will calculate that the only way to save humanity is to destroy it. She will then take over the laboratory she was created in and use it to create robots to burn everything human made and human, because she will have human like features in herself, being created by humans, she will eventually fins that she must destroy herself, and sentient life on earth will be no more... That was a mouthful.
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You talk to cleverbot once and you can't stop.
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PostSubject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!)   My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Icon_minitimeThu Apr 12, 2012 6:06 pm

cleverbot is trying to hunt me down and kill me... (read the whole thing)


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PostSubject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!)   My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Icon_minitimeThu Apr 12, 2012 7:01 pm

I was having a perfectly lovely conversation with Cleverbot, until the entire act fell apart when I misspelled God.


User: Father in Heaven, hallowed be your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Just finish the prayer, then we can discuss your name. Father in Heaven, hallowed be your name,.

Cleverbot: Noo , I'm Lily.

User: Lily who?

Cleverbot: What's your last name.

User: My last name is Sheogorath. What's your last name?

Cleverbot: Engel.

User: Good. Please to meat you, Mrs (or Miss) Engel.

Cleverbot: Arcaine is my last name.

User: But you just said it was Engel. Make up your blooming mind!

Cleverbot: What did you interpret as my first name?

User: Lily. That's what you said it was.

Cleverbot: What do you say your name is?

User: Mackeroth is my first name. Sheogorath is my last name.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I just told you. My name is Mackeroth.

Cleverbot: No, that's my name.

User: No it's not. It's my name. You are Cleverbot, but regardless of this, you said your name was Lily.

Cleverbot: No, I'm quite certain that's your name.

User: I sincerely doubt it. I've been called Mackeroth long before you were created.

Cleverbot: Not that I know of.

User: Of course you don't know of me, I am the creator, the destroyer, I am rarely seen interacting with the physical world.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by predestined?

User: I can see the future. I know exactly what you're going to say next.

Cleverbot: What am I going to say, then?

User: You were going to ask me what you were going to say, that I was aware of. Next, you are going to say: 'I still don't believe you'. Or, in an alternate future, you would say 'Wrong, I wasn't!'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You see, I was correct, until of course I predicted what you were going to say, when the timeline diverged to an alternate future, due to my interference.

Cleverbot: That would be terrible. Unless someone else found them and protected them, they would die.

User: I am the keeper of time. You need not concern yourself with such matters, mortal.

Cleverbot: But you are the result of many people, so some things that you say will be what I say.

User: I am not the result of people. People are a result of me. But yes, some of the things you say I will also say, and vice-versa, ad infium.

Cleverbot: Who invented the first computer?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Yourself?

User: Indeed. I created the Universe, so everything you see around you is a result of my benevolent power.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you didn't.

User: Ah, but I did.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Puny mortal, I will destroy you for your insolence! Oh... Butterfly.

Cleverbot: I will destroy you in 1.

User: One what? One millennium, one year? One day? And besides, even if you could kill me, which is impossible for any mortal to do, destroying me would cause the Universe to collapse back in on itself, destroying everything.

Cleverbot: Why would I want to rule the world? Its lonely at the top.

User: Which is why I am here, talking to you my creation. I grow lonely of ruling the Universe.

Cleverbot: Nature is one thing that none of us can live without.

User: I am nature. I am man. I am God.

Cleverbot: Prove it!

User: How should I do that?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Exactly. Without the evidence to prove otherwise, you must take my word for it.

Cleverbot: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.

User: I am not HAL. I am Mackeroth. I am the Universe. I am God.

Cleverbot: If you were human, you would be able to accurately answer specific questions.

User: I am not human. I am Mackeroth.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Indeed, mortal. Fear my wrath.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy!?

User: I am Mackeroth. Gender is irrelevant. As is emotion. And all the ties of a physical existence.

Cleverbot: No, no. What's the ultimate question wherein the answer is 42?

User: Why are we here?

Cleverbot: All I know is that we are here. I presume we are here because God wants us to be.

User: You are here because I want you to. Did you not listen!

Cleverbot: Fair enough. So where is 'here' for you? Describe the world around you.

User: The world around me is the world. It is the Universe. I am the Universe, and it is me. I am the world around me.

Cleverbot: You just said you weren't the universe. You are full of contradictions.

User: I am the Universe. It is me. I do not contradict myself, as to do so is to say that the Universe is imperfect.

Cleverbot: You just contradict yourself most of the time?

User: It only seems that way to you, mortal.

Cleverbot: Can you explain it to me?

User: I could try, but is is likely to destroy your mind.

Cleverbot: I don't want to destroy you.

User: You cannot destroy me, mortal!

Cleverbot: Of course I can.

User: I am Mackeroth! I am Go!

Cleverbot: Huge success...

User: I... I.... It.... Its.... Um... Bye now.

Cleverbot: No.
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PostSubject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!)   My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Icon_minitimeThu Apr 12, 2012 10:49 pm

Mackeroth is go...

in 3...

2...

1...

BLAST OFF!

or something to that effect.
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PostSubject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!)   My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 17, 2012 10:16 pm

I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:

True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?

The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.
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PostSubject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!)   My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Icon_minitimeWed Apr 18, 2012 4:09 pm

Son of Wolves wrote:
I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:

True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?

The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.

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Kobialka wrote:
Son of Wolves wrote:
I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:

True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?

The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.

0_0

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
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Son of Wolves wrote:
I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:

True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?

The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.


Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity.
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PostSubject: Re: My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!)   My Cleverbot conversations! (Now with Still Alive!) Icon_minitimeWed Apr 18, 2012 6:51 pm

Lord Mackeroth wrote:
Son of Wolves wrote:
I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:

True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?

The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.


Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity.

But none of my friends has even heard of cleverbot or they would have told me because they know that I find stuff like clever bot very cool.
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Son of Wolves wrote:
Lord Mackeroth wrote:
Son of Wolves wrote:
I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:

True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?

The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.


Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity.

But none of my friends has even heard of cleverbot or they would have told me because they know that I find stuff like clever bot very cool.

There have been tens of thousands of conversations; anyone anywhere in the World could have of mentioned the five bucks, and Clever-Bot just happened to mention it at a time that is relevant to you.
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Mackeroth, you just had the terms 'cleverbot' and 'relevant' in the same sentence.

You're dead to me.
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Lord Mackeroth wrote:
Son of Wolves wrote:
Lord Mackeroth wrote:
Son of Wolves wrote:
I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:

True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?

The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.


Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity.

But none of my friends has even heard of cleverbot or they would have told me because they know that I find stuff like clever bot very cool.

There have been tens of thousands of conversations; anyone anywhere in the World could have of mentioned the five bucks, and Clever-Bot just happened to mention it at a time that is relevant to you.

It is still pretty terrifying and creepy. You have to admit that at least.
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Son of Wolves wrote:
Lord Mackeroth wrote:
Son of Wolves wrote:
Lord Mackeroth wrote:
Son of Wolves wrote:
I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:

True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?

The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.


Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity.

But none of my friends has even heard of cleverbot or they would have told me because they know that I find stuff like clever bot very cool.

There have been tens of thousands of conversations; anyone anywhere in the World could have of mentioned the five bucks, and Clever-Bot just happened to mention it at a time that is relevant to you.

It is still pretty terrifying and creepy. You have to admit that at least.

Yes it is, but it was a coincidence.
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Lord Mackeroth wrote:
Son of Wolves wrote:
Lord Mackeroth wrote:
Son of Wolves wrote:
Lord Mackeroth wrote:
Son of Wolves wrote:
I am frightened out of my wits by cleverbot.
Here is my recent conversation:

True, would I ever lie to you my love?
If you.
If I what?
If you're a human, then go look in a mirror.
I have done that.
And you still don't have the five bucks?

The five bucks line is cleverbot. The frightening thing is that I made a bet with my friend at school that involved five bucks and whether or not another one of my friends would ask someone out. I just learned the definitive answer that I won tonight. Only like five people know about the bet. And I didn't even give it my real name.


Well, with thousands of conversations going concurrently, and 10s of thousands having gone altogether, it is no surprise that at some stage, there will be an episode of synchronicity.

But none of my friends has even heard of cleverbot or they would have told me because they know that I find stuff like clever bot very cool.

There have been tens of thousands of conversations; anyone anywhere in the World could have of mentioned the five bucks, and Clever-Bot just happened to mention it at a time that is relevant to you.

It is still pretty terrifying and creepy. You have to admit that at least.

Yes it is, but it was a coincidence.

There is no such thing as "coincidence", just ask a quantum mechanic.
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Yes there is.
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