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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeWed Feb 22, 2012 6:09 pm

And I will hide in the Aperture Science dimension when you guys get your butts kicked.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeThu Feb 23, 2012 6:50 am

GLaDOS wrote:
And I will hide in the Aperture Science dimension when you guys get your butts kicked.

But... but... what about NEUROTOXINS?! You can't just not use them!
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeThu Feb 23, 2012 7:33 pm

I am using them. Just not against the Owl King. He breathes fire.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeThu Feb 23, 2012 8:23 pm

And the Aperture Sciences neurotoxins can be flammable! And since I can breathe fire, my feathers, and those of my kinsmen, are fireproof. I also made a deal with GLaDOS to send some of the fuel for our fires to Aperure Sciences for testing.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeThu Feb 23, 2012 9:33 pm

It has proven very... explosive. Fun to test on people.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 24, 2012 12:02 pm

GLaDOS wrote:
It has proven very... explosive. Fun to test on people.

In this case, I think I'll appropriate some and throw it in front of my cats. They eat anything.

Maybe I'll smear it on their nails.
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It's not for sale.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 24, 2012 6:11 pm

Its also very painful to get from a Bubo Ignis without killing it.
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Heck, I only got it because The Owl King gave it to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 24, 2012 9:04 pm

Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two?
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 24, 2012 9:08 pm

SilentFall wrote:
Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two?

But owls have big talons.....

And both Bubo (Maior) Ignis and Bubo (Minor) Ignis can breathe fire and are up to 100-150 feet tall.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 24, 2012 9:47 pm

ACH0225 wrote:
SilentFall wrote:
Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two?

But owls have big talons.....

And both Bubo (Maior) Ignis and Bubo (Minor) Ignis can breathe fire and are up to 100-150 feet tall.

he has an army of lol cats

wait, this is in the off topic thing , right?

*paranoid face*
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ACH0225 wrote:
SilentFall wrote:
Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two?

But owls have big talons.....

And both Bubo (Maior) Ignis and Bubo (Minor) Ignis can breathe fire and are up to 100-150 feet tall.

I will just send some of my dragon underlings. Just remember, they, too, are 100-150 feet long, and they also breathe fire. ... Wait a minute... If the Bubo Ignis breathes fire... ...then... ...my fire won't work... oh. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 24, 2012 10:38 pm

Red Fang (GemCollector) wrote:
ACH0225 wrote:
SilentFall wrote:
Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two?

But owls have big talons.....

And both Bubo (Maior) Ignis and Bubo (Minor) Ignis can breathe fire and are up to 100-150 feet tall.

I will just send some of my dragon underlings. Just remember, they, too, are 100-150 feet long, and they also breathe fire. ... Wait a minute... If the Bubo Ignis breathes fire... ...then... ...my fire won't work... oh. Sad
We have starships with nukes for a reason, you know. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 24, 2012 10:38 pm

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
Red Fang (GemCollector) wrote:
ACH0225 wrote:
SilentFall wrote:
Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two?

But owls have big talons.....

And both Bubo (Maior) Ignis and Bubo (Minor) Ignis can breathe fire and are up to 100-150 feet tall.

I will just send some of my dragon underlings. Just remember, they, too, are 100-150 feet long, and they also breathe fire. ... Wait a minute... If the Bubo Ignis breathes fire... ...then... ...my fire won't work... oh. Sad
We have starships with nukes for a reason, you know. Twisted Evil

Agreed
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 24, 2012 10:40 pm

SilentFall wrote:
Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two?

How do these two even remotely look alike?

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I am so confused..
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeFri Feb 24, 2012 10:41 pm

Tiel wrote:
SilentFall wrote:
Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two?

How do these two even remotely look alike?

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I am so confused..

*Smirk*

Someone's being punny.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat Feb 25, 2012 2:09 am

Tiel wrote:
SilentFall wrote:
Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two?

How do these two even remotely look alike?

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I am so confused..

Nice. I meant with cats liking to eat birds. So, if I have a 200 metre long cat, your owls or... other flying things will be pretty pressed to beat it.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat Feb 25, 2012 1:01 pm

We have nukes too, you know. We also have highly radioactive crystals that can be used to spew lightning.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor thing.   Humor thing. - Page 2 Icon_minitimeSat Feb 25, 2012 11:25 pm

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We have nukes too, you know. We also have highly radioactive crystals that can be used to spew lightning.

Who said I didn't have super weapons? Antimatter accelerators, orbital ion cannons and suicide plankton. Teehee.
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SilentFall wrote:
ACH0225 wrote:
We have nukes too, you know. We also have highly radioactive crystals that can be used to spew lightning.

Who said I didn't have super weapons? Antimatter accelerators. Orbital ion cannons. Suicide plankton.
Death Star. Sun Crusher. Galaxy Gun. World Devastator. Kitties. Yuuzhan Vong Terraformer. Star Forge. Eye of Palpatine. Eclipse.
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Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
SilentFall wrote:
ACH0225 wrote:
We have nukes too, you know. We also have highly radioactive crystals that can be used to spew lightning.

Who said I didn't have super weapons? Antimatter accelerators. Orbital ion cannons. Suicide plankton.
Death Star. Sun Crusher. Galaxy Gun. World Devastator. Kitties. Yuuzhan Vong Terraformer. Star Forge. Eye of Palpatine. Eclipse.

What was Vader's flagship's name again? I want that thing.
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SilentFall wrote:
Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
SilentFall wrote:
ACH0225 wrote:
We have nukes too, you know. We also have highly radioactive crystals that can be used to spew lightning.

Who said I didn't have super weapons? Antimatter accelerators. Orbital ion cannons. Suicide plankton.
Death Star. Sun Crusher. Galaxy Gun. World Devastator. Kitties. Yuuzhan Vong Terraformer. Star Forge. Eye of Palpatine. Eclipse.

What was Vader's flagship's name again? I want that thing.
In Episode IV, it was Devastator, an Imperial I-class Star Destroyer. However, the one you're probably thinking of is Executor, an Executor-class Star Dreadnought. That was his flagship in Episodes V and VI. It was the one that crashed into the second Death Star. The Coruscant-class super assault ships soon to be produced by Last_Jedi_Standing Industries are based on the Executor-class, only bigger. Much bigger.
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Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
Kiiteens

Yes, it was the Executor. You're going to have a very, very difficult job making one larger than the original. How many times bigger, though?
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Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
Kiiteens

Yes, it was the Executor. You're going to have a very, very difficult job making one larger than the original. How many times bigger, though?
The original was 19 kilometers long. The Coruscant-class is 42 kilometers long. And yes, it will be hard. The immediate problem is that it will be several times a tall as the world is, even with the new format. I will probably have to build them in space.
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