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GLaDOS Infantry
Posts : 703 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 53 Location : At Aperture Science, testing P-Body and Atlas.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:09 pm | |
| And I will hide in the Aperture Science dimension when you guys get your butts kicked. | |
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Beaner Newbie
Posts : 89 Join date : 2012-01-27 Location : Under a cat or four.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:50 am | |
| - GLaDOS wrote:
- And I will hide in the Aperture Science dimension when you guys get your butts kicked.
But... but... what about NEUROTOXINS?! You can't just not use them! | |
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GLaDOS Infantry
Posts : 703 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 53 Location : At Aperture Science, testing P-Body and Atlas.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:33 pm | |
| I am using them. Just not against the Owl King. He breathes fire. | |
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ACH0225 General
Posts : 2346 Join date : 2012-01-01 Location : I might be somewhere, I might not.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:23 pm | |
| And the Aperture Sciences neurotoxins can be flammable! And since I can breathe fire, my feathers, and those of my kinsmen, are fireproof. I also made a deal with GLaDOS to send some of the fuel for our fires to Aperure Sciences for testing. | |
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GLaDOS Infantry
Posts : 703 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 53 Location : At Aperture Science, testing P-Body and Atlas.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:33 pm | |
| It has proven very... explosive. Fun to test on people. | |
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Beaner Newbie
Posts : 89 Join date : 2012-01-27 Location : Under a cat or four.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:02 pm | |
| - GLaDOS wrote:
- It has proven very... explosive. Fun to test on people.
In this case, I think I'll appropriate some and throw it in front of my cats. They eat anything. Maybe I'll smear it on their nails. | |
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GLaDOS Infantry
Posts : 703 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 53 Location : At Aperture Science, testing P-Body and Atlas.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:04 pm | |
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ACH0225 General
Posts : 2346 Join date : 2012-01-01 Location : I might be somewhere, I might not.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:11 pm | |
| Its also very painful to get from a Bubo Ignis without killing it. | |
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GLaDOS Infantry
Posts : 703 Join date : 2011-12-12 Age : 53 Location : At Aperture Science, testing P-Body and Atlas.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:14 pm | |
| Heck, I only got it because The Owl King gave it to me. | |
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Beaner Newbie
Posts : 89 Join date : 2012-01-27 Location : Under a cat or four.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:04 pm | |
| Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much. Or you could just send me a package or two? | |
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ACH0225 General
Posts : 2346 Join date : 2012-01-01 Location : I might be somewhere, I might not.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:08 pm | |
| - SilentFall wrote:
- Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two? But owls have big talons..... And both Bubo (Maior) Ignis and Bubo (Minor) Ignis can breathe fire and are up to 100-150 feet tall. | |
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Laibach General
Posts : 2024 Join date : 2012-01-23 Age : 73 Location : Frozen Fields
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:47 pm | |
| - ACH0225 wrote:
- SilentFall wrote:
- Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two? But owls have big talons.....
And both Bubo (Maior) Ignis and Bubo (Minor) Ignis can breathe fire and are up to 100-150 feet tall. he has an army of lol cats wait, this is in the off topic thing , right? *paranoid face* | |
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Red Fang Recruit
Posts : 201 Join date : 2011-12-03 Age : 98 Location : In my cave full of treasure.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:18 pm | |
| - ACH0225 wrote:
- SilentFall wrote:
- Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two? But owls have big talons.....
And both Bubo (Maior) Ignis and Bubo (Minor) Ignis can breathe fire and are up to 100-150 feet tall. I will just send some of my dragon underlings. Just remember, they, too, are 100-150 feet long, and they also breathe fire. ... Wait a minute... If the Bubo Ignis breathes fire... ...then... ...my fire won't work... oh. | |
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Last_Jedi_Standing Moderator
Posts : 3033 Join date : 2012-02-19 Age : 111 Location : Coruscant
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Red Fang Recruit
Posts : 201 Join date : 2011-12-03 Age : 98 Location : In my cave full of treasure.
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Tiel+ Lord/Lady Rear Admiral 1st
Posts : 5497 Join date : 2012-02-20 Age : 26 Location : AFK
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:40 pm | |
| - SilentFall wrote:
- Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two? How do these two even remotely look alike? I am so confused.. | |
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Red Fang Recruit
Posts : 201 Join date : 2011-12-03 Age : 98 Location : In my cave full of treasure.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:41 pm | |
| - Tiel wrote:
- SilentFall wrote:
- Umm... maybe I should send my cat army over, considering that they like birds very much.
Or you could just send me a package or two? How do these two even remotely look alike?
I am so confused.. *Smirk* Someone's being punny. | |
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Beaner Newbie
Posts : 89 Join date : 2012-01-27 Location : Under a cat or four.
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ACH0225 General
Posts : 2346 Join date : 2012-01-01 Location : I might be somewhere, I might not.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:01 pm | |
| We have nukes too, you know. We also have highly radioactive crystals that can be used to spew lightning. | |
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Beaner Newbie
Posts : 89 Join date : 2012-01-27 Location : Under a cat or four.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:25 pm | |
| - ACH0225 wrote:
- We have nukes too, you know. We also have highly radioactive crystals that can be used to spew lightning.
Who said I didn't have super weapons? Antimatter accelerators, orbital ion cannons and suicide plankton. Teehee. | |
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Last_Jedi_Standing Moderator
Posts : 3033 Join date : 2012-02-19 Age : 111 Location : Coruscant
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:27 pm | |
| - SilentFall wrote:
- ACH0225 wrote:
- We have nukes too, you know. We also have highly radioactive crystals that can be used to spew lightning.
Who said I didn't have super weapons? Antimatter accelerators. Orbital ion cannons. Suicide plankton. Death Star. Sun Crusher. Galaxy Gun. World Devastator. Kitties. Yuuzhan Vong Terraformer. Star Forge. Eye of Palpatine. Eclipse. | |
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Beaner Newbie
Posts : 89 Join date : 2012-01-27 Location : Under a cat or four.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:41 pm | |
| - Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
- SilentFall wrote:
- ACH0225 wrote:
- We have nukes too, you know. We also have highly radioactive crystals that can be used to spew lightning.
Who said I didn't have super weapons? Antimatter accelerators. Orbital ion cannons. Suicide plankton. Death Star. Sun Crusher. Galaxy Gun. World Devastator. Kitties. Yuuzhan Vong Terraformer. Star Forge. Eye of Palpatine. Eclipse. What was Vader's flagship's name again? I want that thing. | |
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Last_Jedi_Standing Moderator
Posts : 3033 Join date : 2012-02-19 Age : 111 Location : Coruscant
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:45 pm | |
| - SilentFall wrote:
- Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
- SilentFall wrote:
- ACH0225 wrote:
- We have nukes too, you know. We also have highly radioactive crystals that can be used to spew lightning.
Who said I didn't have super weapons? Antimatter accelerators. Orbital ion cannons. Suicide plankton. Death Star. Sun Crusher. Galaxy Gun. World Devastator. Kitties. Yuuzhan Vong Terraformer. Star Forge. Eye of Palpatine. Eclipse. What was Vader's flagship's name again? I want that thing. In Episode IV, it was Devastator, an Imperial I-class Star Destroyer. However, the one you're probably thinking of is Executor, an Executor-class Star Dreadnought. That was his flagship in Episodes V and VI. It was the one that crashed into the second Death Star. The Coruscant-class super assault ships soon to be produced by Last_Jedi_Standing Industries are based on the Executor-class, only bigger. Much bigger. | |
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Beaner Newbie
Posts : 89 Join date : 2012-01-27 Location : Under a cat or four.
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:55 am | |
| - Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
- Kiiteens
Yes, it was the Executor. You're going to have a very, very difficult job making one larger than the original. How many times bigger, though? | |
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Last_Jedi_Standing Moderator
Posts : 3033 Join date : 2012-02-19 Age : 111 Location : Coruscant
| Subject: Re: Humor thing. Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:12 am | |
| - SilentFall wrote:
- Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
- Kiiteens
Yes, it was the Executor. You're going to have a very, very difficult job making one larger than the original. How many times bigger, though? The original was 19 kilometers long. The Coruscant-class is 42 kilometers long. And yes, it will be hard. The immediate problem is that it will be several times a tall as the world is, even with the new format. I will probably have to build them in space. | |
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