The Futurecraft Sock Puppet Therapy Group

Hi there!

This is the thread where the forum members with mental illnesses/oddities/strangenesses/whatevers (re: the entire forum) some to talk about their problems with sock puppets!

In other words, this is where people post long comments about their problems and other people give them advice which should be ignored.

If you have a picture of a sock puppet, post it. Problem? Post it. Go nu- no, wait. Go sane.

I am deeply traumatised by the lack of sock puppets in my vicinity

It's okay, Proto. Do you have an old sock and a marker?

I have very few socks as it is, so sadly I won't be able to participate without the aid of special tools like Google Image Search.

Image Search is alright, Daynel. We're here to therapy, not to sock. The socks are just a tool for the channeling of emotion.

What is it with all these off-topic threads in the Member's Lounge? This is, what, the third in as many days?

LJS in most normal forums the members lounge is where members discuss stuff related to them , and this perfectly fits, the members lounge is NOT for FC discussion as for that we have other subforums, so move this back pls, because honestly if we go your way there is literally nothing you can post in here because questions when the mod is out is off topic and the rest is probably suggestions ...

Okay, I am Ivan and I am a manipulative psychopath.
This is my puppet.

Spoiler:

You´re promoted.

Iv121 wrote:

the members lounge is NOT for FC discussion as for that we have other subforums

Member's Lounge is for stuff that has to do with Futurecraft or the Futurecraft Forums. Check out the Size of a Planet thread or Mackeroth's 'I'm back' thread for an example of that. Things that are unrelated to Futurecraft or the Futurecraft forums belong here. Check out this thread for an example of that.

Im back is more of an example of member discussion, the title of this subforum pretty much states it, it has to do with member relations. Anything that goes in this section has to do with members talking about members, introduction threads, happy B-Day threads, important member discussions or announcements that has to do with the community such as 'forum is down'. Things that are directly related to the mod go to the idea center, planet size was supposed to be IDEA discussion, though the name is not exactly representative in that case ... similar discussions were all held there, such as the heightmap thread by frost, where although he doesn’t suggest anything he discusses a concept related to the mod.

Turns out, once you get over the hump of adolescence your problems start to go away.

Immediately after that, though, you are besieged by real-life problems.  And those stick around until you die.
Sorry, what was the question again?

Hi, I'm Solar, but if you really wanted to you may call me Alex. From my various searches, I appear to have social phobia. But other than that, I'm constantly angry at everything, with out apparent reason.

E: Decided to add more: I don't always talk to humans, but when I do It's in very few words and is awkwardly/stupidly worded. I would be perfectly happy being put on Mars with no contact to Earth, and never seeing another human again. Again, will add more as desired

I refuse to take part in any form of social interaction and maybe procrastinate more than any other person alive, and when I do decid to say anything IRL I am incredibly socially awkward :3

MrTargareyan wrote:

I refuse to take part in any form of social interaction and maybe procrastinate more than any other person alive, and when I do decid to say anything IRL I am incredibly socially awkward :3

Pfft, I am the god of procrastinating

Jack just Jack will do.

I seem do really enjoy people failing horribly. I also like chaos but have it controlled and safe for me.
Anger Issues is what they put in therapy but only you people know how really 'mad' I am.

That's pretty much it. Those other things need to be buried under 5 feet of earth.

Dear Futurecraft therapy group,

I have become locked in a room with nothing but a drinking straw, a potato, a can of soup, and the original US Constitution. There's a painting of an orange cat with two legs on the wall and I hear banjo music coming from outside.

Waht do?

Any idea where you are?

If so I'm coming with a Cobra and some AKs and a train with bombs attached.

MercurySteam wrote:

Dear Futurecraft therapy group,

I have become locked in a room with nothing but a drinking straw, a potato, a can of soup, and the original US Constitution. There's a painting of an orange cat with two legs on the wall and I hear banjo music coming from outside.

Waht do?

There's no computer in that list. How are you talking to us?

ACH0225 wrote:

MercurySteam wrote:

Dear Futurecraft therapy group,

I have become locked in a room with nothing but a drinking straw, a potato, a can of soup, and the original US Constitution. There's a painting of an orange cat with two legs on the wall and I hear banjo music coming from outside.

Waht do?

There's no computer in that list. How are you talking to us?

floor.

Hi, my name's Dan, but you can call me Vinyl, and I have pedophobia, acrophobia, and a sociopathilogical disorder. I belong to at least 7 fandoms, 3 of which I do not know the name for. I believe I also exhibit psychopathic and antisocial tendencies. That's all I can think of right now.

Vinyl wrote:

Hi, my name's Dan, but you can call me Vinyl, and I have pedophobia, acrophobia, and a sociopathilogical disorder. I belong to at least 7 fandoms, 3 of which I do not know the name for. I believe I also exhibit psychopathic and antisocial tendencies. That's all I can think of right now.

Is pedophobia the fear of children or dirt?

MercurySteam wrote:

Vinyl wrote:

Hi, my name's Dan, but you can call me Vinyl, and I have pedophobia, acrophobia, and a sociopathilogical disorder. I belong to at least 7 fandoms, 3 of which I do not know the name for. I believe I also exhibit psychopathic and antisocial tendencies. That's all I can think of right now.

Is pedophobia the fear of children or dirt?

Children.

While we are getting things off our chest, I am not actually an aye aye.

ACH0225 is not really an owl

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