The Call BS Thread

In this thread, you must call BS on the last persons post, for valid reason, and post a random comment for the next person to call BS on. First, someone call BS on the OP.

example:

Spoiler:

I call BS on you completely missing the obvious joke in my post on that ship thing thread which you use as an example, I damn BS on your BS radar

I call BS on your BS call. I didn't read that post, so it probably didn't happen.

All dogs go to heaven.

BS. Dogs are stupid.

I am always right.

EmoTiel wrote:

BS. Dogs are stupid.

I am always right.

I call BS on you always being right. Your fallacies have been shown on many occasions.

This statement is a lie.

I don't call BS, 'cause that's truth, Cats. Also, dogs are a hell of a lot smarter than cats, and I've got three of the little frakkers.

I am wearing pants.

Okay, first you delete the post I made before yours, then you keep deleting any post I make in the thread.

I am not your biggest fan, but this is ridiculous.

I didn't delete your damn post. I moved it. I didn't even change it.

There was no need to move it to begin with, Shiva.

Tiel wrote:

BS. It is true.

Sandwiches are always delicious

Yeah, there was, because then you went off on a tangent about saying I "had" to respond to yours and change mine. Uh, hello? I don't "have" to do one damn thing.

EmoTiel wrote:

I am not your biggest fan,

BS. I've read your diary.

Bowties are cool.

It was a joke, Shiva. I even said 'And according to the rules I just made up, you have to delete your post and respond to mine."

Granted, sarcasm isn't the most potent tool over the internet, but I'm pretty sure it should have came across as childish teasing.

Please don't get worked up about this. I have no desire to turn this thread into a wasteland.

Clearly, the problem here is that you people post way too fast.

Also I am taking your lack of response as confirmation that bowties are objectively cool.

Standard response 133 initiated:

Whatever.

142:

And thus I'm ignored.

27:

I'm outie.

That's utter BS. I'm pretty sure I clearly stated bowties are out of style.

And according to recent studies, clip-on ties are the superior accessory.

Yes, I'm letting this go Shiva. It's a single post you removed to take a cheap shot at me, no skin off my nose, really. Definitely not just cause to turn this topic into a s**tfest.

And you wonder why I'm ignoring you. The above post of mine is a clear, unconditional message to leave me alone.

If I cared about your refusal to talk to me, surely I would have asked?

I'm calling BS on that, you have no citation to prove that your BS call has any truth behind it.

I'm gonna call BS...neither do you.

Assault Rifles in Halo are absolute lolguns.

I call BS on your lack of definition for "lolguns"

Polar bears do not weigh enough to break the ice.

I call an ambulance.

Off-Topic. Post according to the topic, and on topic, or GTFO. I'm serious.