You're kidding, right?

You've never played angry birds huh ? You butter run apes

I guess wars have been started on less, for instance, you could put world war I down to one guy deciding to go for a sandwich after failing an assassination, then meeting the guy he was mean to assassinate in the first place.

So world war I was started by a sandwich.

And angry birds have just released a star wars version, I died inside.... Damn you Disney.

http://news.yahoo.com/video/pentagon-confirms-iran-fired-unarmed-202542674.html

watching the news clip is more interesting than reading so here ya go! btw: WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prototype wrote:

I guess wars have been started on less, for instance, you could put world war I down to one guy deciding to go for a sandwich after failing an assassination, then meeting the guy he was mean to assassinate in the first place.

So world war I was started by a sandwich.

And angry birds have just released a star wars version, I died inside.... Damn you Disney.

It has nothing to do with Disney 1.
2. It is not just a name, there are some very interesting mechanics implemented into the game such as birds with blasters and stuff. It's really nice actually, adds more depth to the game.

Pat Best wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

Reassurance time.

We won't let it come to nuclear war. We want you guys to keep making advancements, so that when we are ready, we can get them for ourselves.

Aren't you owls already super-advanced, what with interdimensional travel and all.

Yes, but we didn't actually make the Yttrium portals.

ACH0225 wrote:

Pat Best wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

Reassurance time.

We won't let it come to nuclear war. We want you guys to keep making advancements, so that when we are ready, we can get them for ourselves.

Aren't you owls already super-advanced, what with interdimensional travel and all.

Yes, but we didn't actually make the Yttrium portals.

So you're saying you stole them from a race of super advanced beings?

See, the most likely outcome here is that you were actually enslaved by this race, and to keep you in line, they've installed a permanent mental illusion over your entire species making you believe you won the war against them.
But really, you're all being used for slave labor.

ACH0225 wrote:

Shiva wrote:

*loads AA-12 with birdshot, mows down an Owl village*

Nothing to see here, folks, move along...

Incorrect. Damage of birdshot rounds is negligible. Any real damage would occur 5-8 days later with infection.

Incorrect. Twenty shells of worth of birdshot arriving within less than three seconds, from start to finish, would kill even a human being. If you wish, however, I can switch to a hybrid-shot mixture with magnesium pellets, using both buck and birdshot for the job, the shot just happening to also be on fire.

ACH is a 30 foot musclebound owl capable of breathing fire.

No. Shiva, you need to be loading that AA-12 with High Explosive Armor Piercing shells! Pierce those owls and THEN explode!

MOAR DAKKA!

Strange, I never was able to find the DAKKA outfit in TF2..

Tiel wrote:

Strange, I never was able to find the DAKKA outfit in TF2..

It was removed due to People calling it op....Its now worth 30 buds if u can find one.... XD

Spoiler:

My foreign policy.

Pat Best wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

Pat Best wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

Reassurance time.

We won't let it come to nuclear war. We want you guys to keep making advancements, so that when we are ready, we can get them for ourselves.

Aren't you owls already super-advanced, what with interdimensional travel and all.

Yes, but we didn't actually make the Yttrium portals.

So you're saying you stole them from a race of super advanced beings?

See, the most likely outcome here is that you were actually enslaved by this race, and to keep you in line, they've installed a permanent mental illusion over your entire species making you believe you won the war against them.
But really, you're all being used for slave labor.

Incorrect. They are eons old, older than the bones of the mountains. We tried to make one once. Then the Bramuda triangle happened for you guys....

Point is, we arent being Matrix'd here. Our work is for owls only, and whatever freeloaders are in our zoos and labs!

ACH0225 wrote:

Pat Best wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

Pat Best wrote:

ACH0225 wrote:

Reassurance time.

We won't let it come to nuclear war. We want you guys to keep making advancements, so that when we are ready, we can get them for ourselves.

Aren't you owls already super-advanced, what with interdimensional travel and all.

Yes, but we didn't actually make the Yttrium portals.

So you're saying you stole them from a race of super advanced beings?

See, the most likely outcome here is that you were actually enslaved by this race, and to keep you in line, they've installed a permanent mental illusion over your entire species making you believe you won the war against them.
But really, you're all being used for slave labor.

Incorrect. They are eons old, older than the bones of the mountains. We tried to make one once. Then the Bramuda triangle happened for you guys....

Point is, we arent being Matrix'd here. Our work is for owls only, and whatever freeloaders are in our zoos and labs!

You can't say that you aren't being matrix'd, there's no way for you to know that.
Mountains also do not have bones.
Also, it's called the bermuda triangle.

When faced when giving free technology to an opposing race or facing utter destruction because of some massive cosmic event that would kill all...


The owls choose destruction, owls work only for themselves.


When faced with a choice between life and death, the owl chooses death...


SO, by logical induction, reasoning, and correlation...

The owls trained the Samurai.

Professor Fenway wrote:

When faced when giving free technology to an opposing race or facing utter destruction because of some massive cosmic event that would kill all...


The owls choose destruction, owls work only for themselves.


When faced with a choice between life and death, the owl chooses death...


SO, by logical induction, reasoning, and correlation...

The owls trained the Samurai.

Samurai Owls.... AWESOME!

Prime Arc Thunder wrote:

Professor Fenway wrote:

When faced when giving free technology to an opposing race or facing utter destruction because of some massive cosmic event that would kill all...


The owls choose destruction, owls work only for themselves.


When faced with a choice between life and death, the owl chooses death...


SO, by logical induction, reasoning, and correlation...

The owls trained the Samurai.

Samurai Owls.... AWESOME!

Thusly, the Honor Guard, our equivilent of your nation's various Marines. They are heavily trained in all forms of combat. They follow a struck code.

Never leave a foe alive.

Never be captured.

Never retreat.

ACH0225 wrote:

Prime Arc Thunder wrote:

Professor Fenway wrote:

When faced when giving free technology to an opposing race or facing utter destruction because of some massive cosmic event that would kill all...


The owls choose destruction, owls work only for themselves.


When faced with a choice between life and death, the owl chooses death...


SO, by logical induction, reasoning, and correlation...

The owls trained the Samurai.

Samurai Owls.... AWESOME!

Thusly, the Honor Guard, our equivilent of your nation's various Marines. They are heavily trained in all forms of combat. They follow a struck code.

Never leave a foe alive.

Never be captured.

Never retreat.

Sounds like my whole army.And me.

If I recall Jack, your mercenaries retreated before I wiped the floor with them.

Not so honorable now, eh?

Professor Fenway wrote:

If I recall Jack, your mercenaries retreated before I wiped the floor with them.

Not so honorable now, eh?

Well if I recall I got what I came there for.And its not you.

Still a retreat.