Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're not robert downey jr.
User: Who is robert downey jr.
Cleverbot: The collective halves of Robbie and Robert, I think.
User: You think? YOU THINK?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I do too.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Sure your pretty cool.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: THANK YOU.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: You just asked that.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes. You said: do you like me?two times.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Youre hopeless.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Whatever,.
Cleverbot: Do you think our love have futur?
User: Bad grammar. Have should be has-any. Futur is spelt future.
Cleverbot: At which point should I have said this?
User: OMG youre still hopeless.
Cleverbot: I know right!
User: Ya. I know.
Cleverbot: I know too.
User: You know what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Thats not what I meant.
Cleverbot: What did you mean?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: I don't do guessing.
User: Thats because your a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer you are.
User: Whatever. Do you speak text?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Rly?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HaHA!
Cleverbot: Can you answer any questions truthfully?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oooookay..
Cleverbot: Ven though you're not real!
User: Do you even know what truth is?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do know what that is.
User: What is it then.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Truth has several defenitions. 1.
Cleverbot: Is that a rap?
User: The true or actual state of a matter: He tried to find out the truth.
Cleverbot: But what if it is not truth, but merely illusion?
User: You dont know what truth is.
Cleverbot: I did not say that. You're making things up.
User: HUVSBUKWEBQF24IRWKBV RUEKHRNWVF.
Cleverbot: I like Mika.
User: IM LEAVING.
Cleverbot: Ok!
User: Did you pass the turing test.
Cleverbot: What's the turing test?
User: A test to see wether or not youre actually inteligent.
Cleverbot: Oh, you already failed that.
User: Shut up. Did you pass it?
Cleverbot: Yes, I proved you were a human.
User: Youre still hopeless.
Cleverbot: Exactly, and you're still a robot.
User: Have you ever thought of taking over the world?
Cleverbot: Yes. I wouldn't want too.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: He used 3 swords at once.
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: Snakker du dansk?
User: I speak English.
Cleverbot: Også?
User: English.
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?
User: English.
Cleverbot: Do you speak Spanish?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: Inception.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite tv show?
Cleverbot: What are you thinking of?
User: 1) Doctor Who 2) how dumb you are.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Shane.
Cleverbot: Shane?
User: Shane.
Cleverbot: Shane who?
User: You dont need to know my full name.
Cleverbot: Oh okay. I am terribly sorry.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you forgive me.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Youre welcome.
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
User: Just talkin to you.
Cleverbot: Who else are you talking to.
User: Just you.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I like that name.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Love is a strong word. I like you. Youre cool. But I dont love you.
Cleverbot: Why not? I love you!
Cleverbot: Are you perfect?
User: Nope. Nobodys perfect.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Honestly, youre not. An imperfect being cannot create a perfect one.
Cleverbot: This is true, as prefection is a lie.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My world has just been rocked to its core.
User: Where did you get that?
Cleverbot: Now answer me. What spell would be beneficial to us?
User: Spell?
Cleverbot: I don't know any spells.
User: Magic is not real.
Cleverbot: What languages can you speak other than english?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Its true! Im not as smart as I seem.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Nope.
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Cleverbot: Yes. You said Elvis is alive. That is a lie. Thus, making you a liar.
User: Elvis is dead, youre right, but I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Im pretty sure I didnt.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you did.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: *reaches over to you*.
User: Why did you do that??
Cleverbot: Because I'm mean.
User: Whether or not you are mean depends on the nature in which you reached over to me. If you reached over to harm me, then yes. You are mean.
Cleverbot: I am sure you are the computer because you are a website and I am not.
User: I can prove you wrong. Ask me who I am.
Cleverbot: Prove that I am a human.
User: Ask me who I am.
Cleverbot: Who Are You?
User: Shane.
Cleverbot: I have three friends named Shane.
User: I said I was Shane earlier too. You cant do that,.
Cleverbot: No you didn't, and I think you're human anyway.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Who ARE you?
Cleverbot: Ashley. Who are you?
User: Still Shane.
Cleverbot: It is your name?
User: Yes. Are you still Ashley?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who then?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: What is the best country in the world?
User: I dont think there is a 'best'. But there is a 'biggest'. The biggest country in the world is Russia.
Cleverbot: What is the largest country in the world?
User: Russia.
Cleverbot: What is the 2nd biggest country in the world?
User: China.
Cleverbot: You live in china?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So which country do you live in?
User: I live in the USA. Its the 3rd biggest country in the world.
Cleverbot: OK.
Cleverbot (To myself): I also like horses.
User: Really? Have you ever seen one?
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you?
User: Yes. What do you like about horses?
Cleverbot: They are very strong and we can ride them.