vs the virus

Hi! I'm a virus. I'm trying to break in to the government computers and remove anything that has to do with my creator: Kobialka. He wanted to send in a virus but he knew they would be able to track him down. So... he sent in a virus to remove all info on him! Kinda stupid when you think about it. It's confusing. Anyway... time to start! try and stop me! You are the user! I take the first turn.

You click on an email marked as "unclassified" and begin to read the following: HAHA, DUMB***!!! TROJAN!
The trojan downloads. A window pops up. It says: Would you like the following executable file: Virus; to make changes to your computer? <NO> <YES>

Kobialka wrote:

Hi! I'm a virus. I'm trying to break in to the government computers and remove anything that has to do with my creator: Kobialka. He wanted to send in a virus but he knew they would be able to track him down. So... he sent in a virus to remove all info on him! Kinda stupid when you think about it. It's confusing. Anyway... time to start! try and stop me! You are the user! I take the first turn.

You click on an email marked as "unclassified" and begin to read the following: HAHA, DUMB***!!! TROJAN!
The trojan downloads. A window pops up. It says: Would you like the following executable file: Virus; to make changes to your computer? <NO> <YES>

I launch my extra-advanced and spaceworthy mega-incredibly powerful antivirus programm to figure out if the window is a trap.

Immediate plug-pulling - instant death of power to the computer. Switch out for the second SSD and proceed as normal.

Shiva wrote:

Immediate plug-pulling - instant death of power to the computer. Switch out for the second SSD and proceed as normal.

Yery well done.
Now my approach:

Isolating the cose of the virus and remotly take over every botnet on the planet to seek and destroy every copy of your virus.

My approach - ignore the virus, it's time for a new computer anyway ...

Iv121 wrote:

My approach - ignore the virus, it's time for a new computer anyway ...

Youll need to move the contents of this GOVERNMENT COMPUTER over to the new one. To do that youll need to exit the virus window. The exit button does not work.

Surp. Grm. Ivan Kintobor wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Hi! I'm a virus. I'm trying to break in to the government computers and remove anything that has to do with my creator: Kobialka. He wanted to send in a virus but he knew they would be able to track him down. So... he sent in a virus to remove all info on him! Kinda stupid when you think about it. It's confusing. Anyway... time to start! try and stop me! You are the user! I take the first turn.

You click on an email marked as "unclassified" and begin to read the following: HAHA, DUMB***!!! TROJAN!
The trojan downloads. A window pops up. It says: Would you like the following executable file: Virus; to make changes to your computer? <NO> <YES>

I launch my extra-advanced and spaceworthy mega-incredibly powerful antivirus programm to figure out if the window is a trap.

The virus sets up a thick firewall that the extra-advanced and spaceworthy mega-incredibly powerful antivirus program cant get through. Choose either <No> or <Yes>

Shiva wrote:

Immediate plug-pulling - instant death of power to the computer. Switch out for the second SSD and proceed as normal.

The virus has been monitoring the computer and sending the info back to Kobialka. He realizes he is no longer recieving info. He sends 10 more "unclassified" trojan email address from 10 diferent addresses. You open one and the same thing happens. You unplug the computer and rip out the battery. This is a government computer. Who the hell would have the nerve to do something like this! Trace the IP address?

Kobialka wrote:

Surp. Grm. Ivan Kintobor wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Hi! I'm a virus. I'm trying to break in to the government computers and remove anything that has to do with my creator: Kobialka. He wanted to send in a virus but he knew they would be able to track him down. So... he sent in a virus to remove all info on him! Kinda stupid when you think about it. It's confusing. Anyway... time to start! try and stop me! You are the user! I take the first turn.

You click on an email marked as "unclassified" and begin to read the following: HAHA, DUMB***!!! TROJAN!
The trojan downloads. A window pops up. It says: Would you like the following executable file: Virus; to make changes to your computer? <NO> <YES>

I launch my extra-advanced and spaceworthy mega-incredibly powerful antivirus programm to figure out if the window is a trap.

The virus sets up a thick firewall that the extra-advanced and spaceworthy mega-incredibly powerful antivirus program cant get through. Choose either <No> or <Yes>

Turn off the power of the computer and then savely eliminate the virus through a save environment. Using an advanced AI to do so.
Also, in the meantime, start recovering and following back the origin of the virus. 10 computer-links a second.

Kobialka wrote:

Iv121 wrote:

My approach - ignore the virus, it's time for a new computer anyway ...

Youll need to move the contents of this GOVERNMENT COMPUTER over to the new one. To do that youll need to exit the virus window. The exit button does not work.

The only governmental content I have on my comp is my tax bills

Surp. Grm. Ivan Kintobor wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Surp. Grm. Ivan Kintobor wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Hi! I'm a virus. I'm trying to break in to the government computers and remove anything that has to do with my creator: Kobialka. He wanted to send in a virus but he knew they would be able to track him down. So... he sent in a virus to remove all info on him! Kinda stupid when you think about it. It's confusing. Anyway... time to start! try and stop me! You are the user! I take the first turn.

You click on an email marked as "unclassified" and begin to read the following: HAHA, DUMB***!!! TROJAN!
The trojan downloads. A window pops up. It says: Would you like the following executable file: Virus; to make changes to your computer? <NO> <YES>

I launch my extra-advanced and spaceworthy mega-incredibly powerful antivirus programm to figure out if the window is a trap.

The virus sets up a thick firewall that the extra-advanced and spaceworthy mega-incredibly powerful antivirus program cant get through. Choose either <No> or <Yes>

Turn off the power of the computer and then savely eliminate the virus through a save environment. Using an advanced AI to do so.
Also, in the meantime, start recovering and following back the origin of the virus. 10 computer-links a second.

Oh I forgot: You dont live in the future.

Iv121 wrote:

Kobialka wrote:

Iv121 wrote:

My approach - ignore the virus, it's time for a new computer anyway ...

Youll need to move the contents of this GOVERNMENT COMPUTER over to the new one. To do that youll need to exit the virus window. The exit button does not work.

The only governmental content I have on my comp is my tax bills

He means that any player except for him is someone working at the gov. and trying to fix this.

Unplug it from the internet, Then activate the computers EM sheilding and fire off my Mega-EMP to shut don half the country, Then using my Hacking Class Laptop extract the files 1 at a time and decode them in full WTF SHOOT EVERYTHING THAT MOVES MODE Anti-Viral Program Mode.

> Plugs in to labtop with cyborg connections and destroys the virus <

Addeptis: Hm Thank Emperor for that.

Breaks computer, proceeds to Light computer on fire. Computer melting/burning in shambles, "THE DAY IS SAVED" Exits room. Problem solved. Exits thread.

Prime Arc Thunder wrote:

Breaks computer, proceeds to Light computer on fire. Computer melting/burning in shambles, "THE DAY IS SAVED" Exits room. Problem solved. Exits thread.

God dammit man that add the Nuke cords. on it!

Gov. 1 yells after Tunnel.

Youre all cheating. D:

I click no, and it says "Full Control imminent. System 64 will be compromised in 5 minutes."

Stunned at my stupidity, I quickly attempt to bring up the System Root Commands and attempt to close off the modem connection to the rest of the department of defense. The Virus infects Root, and locks me out. I bring up a programming software applet and begin writing code as the Virus begins purging the computer using Root.

Unplug it fenway UNPLUG IT!!!!

Professor Fenway wrote:

I click no, and it says "Full Control imminent. System 64 will be compromised in 5 minutes."

Stunned at my stupidity, I quickly attempt to bring up the System Root Commands and attempt to close off the modem connection to the rest of the department of defense. The Virus infects Root, and locks me out. I bring up a programming software applet and begin writing code as the Virus begins purging the computer using Root.

Wow. You didnt realize that the "no" and the "yes" were in the wrong places. D: The Virus runs up a search for "Kobialka". Finding nothing, it sends its findings back to Kobialka and awaits orders....

This seams alot like a godmoded roleplay type I used to make in other forums I was in.

Esentially do the dumnest thing possible and you will win.

sooo....


/Me activates nukes whos command codes I was extracting just before I opend my email.

Bai Bai world.