WANTED: Test Monkey

Subject: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:27 pm

This is an advertisement requesting the services of one (1) individual to act as a quality assurance agent in the ongoing production of a project. Thoroughness and discreetness is all that is required for the job.

Payment will be discussed at closure of contract.

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:37 pm

Who do you expect to sign up?
I don´t think many people will be interested in that kind of job.

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:59 pm

I would like to apply. I have no skills, no value, and no work ethic.

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:17 pm

What exactly is this project you are speaking of?

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:22 pm

If that's one of your modding projects (You said you're a modder right ?) I can help you out but I cannot do it on a payment level and I will not ask for it either.

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:30 pm

If it's modding, I can't do much other than simple models and testing.

Captain Posts : 1529 Join date : 2012-01-18

As long as you keep your pants on I am good.

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:27 pm

So long as it is changed to test owl, I am willing.

Newbie Posts : 48 Join date : 2012-08-28 Age : 20

I like monkeys and i like tests... So i want to be a test monkey!

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:41 pm

Lab Rat reporting for duty.

Captain Posts : 1529 Join date : 2012-01-18

I prefer the term "guinea pig".

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:42 pm

And I prefer the term "Test Subject" when it's an intelligent creature.
Test Subject ready to go!

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:50 pm

It's amazing how many of you are willing to sign up for something you know nothing about. I will keep that in mind in case it becomes useful for later endeavors.

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Spoiler:

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:02 pm

Yes, Tiel, humans die if you stab something through their cranium.

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:07 am

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:: It's amazing how many of you are willing to sign up for something you know nothing about. I will keep that in mind in case it becomes useful for later endeavors.

Hey there is no reason to decline his suggestion for now so why not ?

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:01 am

Iv121 wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:: It's amazing how many of you are willing to sign up for something you know nothing about. I will keep that in mind in case it becomes useful for later endeavors.

Hey there is no reason to decline his suggestion for now so why not ?

I need a test subject. Must be willing to jump long distances and not afraid of heights.

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fr0stbyte124 wrote:: You know, I was thinking we should have a 3D crafting grid for complex recipes, but Kielaran is right: why have three dimensions when you can have six? Truly I don't know how we ever got by with a measly two.

Mackeroth? wrote:: Now, if Fr0stbyte wrote that, someone would make a sig, guaranteed. So what are you going to do now?

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:02 am

Keon wrote:

Iv121 wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:: It's amazing how many of you are willing to sign up for something you know nothing about. I will keep that in mind in case it becomes useful for later endeavors.

Hey there is no reason to decline his suggestion for now so why not ?

I need a test subject. Must be willing to jump long distances and not afraid of heights.

I'm in, I can do both.

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:18 am

Keon wrote:

Iv121 wrote:: Hey there is no reason to decline his suggestion for now so why not ?

I need a test subject. Must be willing to jump long distances and not afraid of heights.

Sorry I'm applying for another job currently Razz

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Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:19 pm

Magic Retarded Mutant Levitating Rabbit reporting for duty!

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:57 pm

Keon wrote:

Iv121 wrote:

Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:: It's amazing how many of you are willing to sign up for something you know nothing about. I will keep that in mind in case it becomes useful for later endeavors.

Hey there is no reason to decline his suggestion for now so why not ?

I need a test subject. Must be willing to jump long distances and not afraid of heights.

Well I can do that.

So Yes.

One thing,Call me by my real name Jack.

Newbie Posts : 48 Join date : 2012-08-28 Age : 20

I think you have plenty of test monkeys, so can we know what you wanted us to test?

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:21 pm

All of the people who volunteered to help, please jump off a building.

This is an important science project testing the abilities of people to jump of high buildings. Thanks.

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fr0stbyte124 wrote:: You know, I was thinking we should have a 3D crafting grid for complex recipes, but Kielaran is right: why have three dimensions when you can have six? Truly I don't know how we ever got by with a measly two.

Mackeroth? wrote:: Now, if Fr0stbyte wrote that, someone would make a sig, guaranteed. So what are you going to do now?

Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:16 am

Keon wrote:: All of the people who volunteered to help, please jump off a building.

This is an important science project testing the abilities of people to jump of high buildings. Thanks.

You doing Milgram-style?
I really hope so.
BTW, that´s exactly why I didn´t volunteer.

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