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Tiel+ Lord/Lady Rear Admiral 1st


Posts : 5497 Join date : 2012-02-20 Age : 20 Location : AFK
 | Subject: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:27 pm | |
| This is an advertisement requesting the services of one (1) individual to act as a quality assurance agent in the ongoing production of a project. Thoroughness and discreetness is all that is required for the job.
Payment will be discussed at closure of contract. |
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Ivan2006 General


Posts : 2096 Join date : 2012-05-08 Age : 20 Location : The Dungeon.
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:37 pm | |
| Who do you expect to sign up? I don´t think many people will be interested in that kind of job. |
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Grand Imperial Thunder Infantry

Posts : 714 Join date : 2012-01-31 Location : Saturday is awesome.
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:59 pm | |
| I would like to apply. I have no skills, no value, and no work ethic. |
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Caramell Sergeant


Posts : 955 Join date : 2012-06-20 Age : 19 Location : Neo Seoul
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:17 pm | |
| What exactly is this project you are speaking of? |
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Iv121 General


Posts : 2396 Join date : 2012-02-05 Age : 22 Location : -> HERE ! <-
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:22 pm | |
| If that's one of your modding projects (You said you're a modder right ?) I can help you out but I cannot do it on a payment level and I will not ask for it either. |
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Caramell Sergeant


Posts : 955 Join date : 2012-06-20 Age : 19 Location : Neo Seoul
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:30 pm | |
| If it's modding, I can't do much other than simple models and testing. |
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hyperlite Captain


Posts : 1529 Join date : 2012-01-18
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:36 pm | |
| As long as you keep your pants on I am good. |
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ACH0225 General


Posts : 2346 Join date : 2012-01-01 Location : I might be somewhere, I might not.
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:27 pm | |
| So long as it is changed to test owl, I am willing. |
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Thel Vadam Newbie


Posts : 48 Join date : 2012-08-28 Age : 20
 | Subject: ... Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:30 pm | |
| I like monkeys and i like tests... So i want to be a test monkey! |
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Hierarch Fenway DEV


Posts : 1196 Join date : 2011-10-26 Location : |]||o|{o}-H--X-)|(
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:41 pm | |
| Lab Rat reporting for duty. |
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hyperlite Captain


Posts : 1529 Join date : 2012-01-18
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:18 pm | |
| I prefer the term "guinea pig". |
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Caramell Sergeant


Posts : 955 Join date : 2012-06-20 Age : 19 Location : Neo Seoul
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:42 pm | |
| And I prefer the term "Test Subject" when it's an intelligent creature. Test Subject ready to go! |
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Last_Jedi_Standing Moderator


Posts : 3033 Join date : 2012-02-19 Age : 105 Location : Coruscant
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:50 pm | |
| It's amazing how many of you are willing to sign up for something you know nothing about. I will keep that in mind in case it becomes useful for later endeavors. _________________ - Spoiler:
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No swearing on the forum, you oisk'la hut'uuns! - fr0stbyte124 wrote:
- No one is getting paid.
- Burnttoaster wrote:
- I though there would be some kind of anti missile defense system to pervert this nuke spamming.
- fr0stbyte124 wrote:
- Sound travels a long distance in space, because there is no air resistance.
.--->o0o<---.
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torrentialAberration Infantry


Posts : 727 Join date : 2012-06-20 Age : 105 Location : omnipresent
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:02 pm | |
| Yes, Tiel, humans die if you stab something through their cranium. |
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Iv121 General


Posts : 2396 Join date : 2012-02-05 Age : 22 Location : -> HERE ! <-
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:07 am | |
| - Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
- It's amazing how many of you are willing to sign up for something you know nothing about. I will keep that in mind in case it becomes useful for later endeavors.
Hey there is no reason to decline his suggestion for now so why not ? |
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Keon Lord/Lady Rear Admiral 1st


Posts : 3075 Join date : 2012-01-17 Location : Hahahaha.
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:01 am | |
| - Iv121 wrote:
- Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
- It's amazing how many of you are willing to sign up for something you know nothing about. I will keep that in mind in case it becomes useful for later endeavors.
Hey there is no reason to decline his suggestion for now so why not ?
I need a test subject. Must be willing to jump long distances and not afraid of heights. _________________ - fr0stbyte124 wrote:
- You know, I was thinking we should have a 3D crafting grid for complex recipes, but Kielaran is right: why have three dimensions when you can have six? Truly I don't know how we ever got by with a measly two.
- Mackeroth? wrote:
- Now, if Fr0stbyte wrote that, someone would make a sig, guaranteed. So what are you going to do now?
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Commander Error Sergeant


Posts : 1237 Join date : 2011-12-07 Age : 22 Location : Look up.
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:02 am | |
| - Keon wrote:
- Iv121 wrote:
- Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
- It's amazing how many of you are willing to sign up for something you know nothing about. I will keep that in mind in case it becomes useful for later endeavors.
Hey there is no reason to decline his suggestion for now so why not ?
I need a test subject. Must be willing to jump long distances and not afraid of heights.
I'm in, I can do both. |
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Iv121 General


Posts : 2396 Join date : 2012-02-05 Age : 22 Location : -> HERE ! <-
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:18 am | |
| - Keon wrote:
- Iv121 wrote:
Hey there is no reason to decline his suggestion for now so why not ?
I need a test subject. Must be willing to jump long distances and not afraid of heights.
Sorry I'm applying for another job currently  . |
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Hierarch Fenway DEV


Posts : 1196 Join date : 2011-10-26 Location : |]||o|{o}-H--X-)|(
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:19 pm | |
| Magic Retarded Mutant Levitating Rabbit reporting for duty! |
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Soul of Jack Infantry


Posts : 671 Join date : 2012-03-12 Location : In the Baile System.
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:57 pm | |
| - Keon wrote:
- Iv121 wrote:
- Last_Jedi_Standing wrote:
- It's amazing how many of you are willing to sign up for something you know nothing about. I will keep that in mind in case it becomes useful for later endeavors.
Hey there is no reason to decline his suggestion for now so why not ?
I need a test subject. Must be willing to jump long distances and not afraid of heights.
Well I can do that. So Yes. One thing,Call me by my real name Jack. |
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Thel Vadam Newbie


Posts : 48 Join date : 2012-08-28 Age : 20
 | Subject: ? Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:45 pm | |
| I think you have plenty of test monkeys, so can we know what you wanted us to test? |
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Keon Lord/Lady Rear Admiral 1st


Posts : 3075 Join date : 2012-01-17 Location : Hahahaha.
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:21 pm | |
| All of the people who volunteered to help, please jump off a building.
This is an important science project testing the abilities of people to jump of high buildings. Thanks. _________________ - fr0stbyte124 wrote:
- You know, I was thinking we should have a 3D crafting grid for complex recipes, but Kielaran is right: why have three dimensions when you can have six? Truly I don't know how we ever got by with a measly two.
- Mackeroth? wrote:
- Now, if Fr0stbyte wrote that, someone would make a sig, guaranteed. So what are you going to do now?
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Ivan2006 General


Posts : 2096 Join date : 2012-05-08 Age : 20 Location : The Dungeon.
 | Subject: Re: WANTED: Test Monkey Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:16 am | |
| - Keon wrote:
- All of the people who volunteered to help, please jump off a building.
This is an important science project testing the abilities of people to jump of high buildings. Thanks.
You doing Milgram-style? I really hope so. BTW, that´s exactly why I didn´t volunteer. |
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