I really like turkey sandwiches better than ham and roast beef sandwiches because the turkey is simply better. If you have quality turkey, it can make all the difference in the world. However if you have crappy turkey, your sandwich is gonna suck. Ham is the bane of all sandwiches. It comes from pigs, wait, I like turkey sandwiches... wait, turkey? TURKEY?! I thought it was... But my friends... Ummmmm...
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How many of them did I eat!!!!!!!! OH uh, I just uhhhhhhmmmmm, I what? I ate them....
JEDIT: Completely useless off-topic post. Don't do that, please.