Frost's Trolling: HE NEEDS HELP!

So as you know, the Futurecraft topic on MC forums has a lot of people saying "WHEN IS IT OUT" or worse: "Where is the download link?" Frostbite comes up with witty responses to these people, but it is only a matter of time before he runs out. That's where we come in. This thread is to brainstorm responses to such questions.

It's already out. You just need to pay a college for a programming education to get it.

It will never be released, this thread was just to disappoint people who are anticipating a mod that never existed.

When the developers finish some reverse engineering things at some top-secret military base in Nevada.

(everybody get it?)

Daynel wrote:

When the developers finish some reverse engineering things at some top-secret military base in Nevada.

(everybody get it?)

I do at least.(area 51?)


Well I've got nothing.

A bit after it's done .

Somewhere. Sometime. Somehow.

That information is top secret.

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We're all playing it in the background and watching you struggle hopelessly.

BTW Ke, that fighter didn't, in fact, kill Fenway's ship.

Ask Jim for a link.

Frostbyte129 is working on that project now, ask him.

I think Frostbyte is better to stick with his own trolling after a brief view of this thread .

It's already done. It did your mom.

Im srs.

Keon wrote:

So as you know, the Futurecraft topic on MC forums has a lot of people saying "WHEN IS IT OUT" or worse: "Where is the download link?" Frostbite comes up with witty responses to these people, but it is only a matter of time before he runs out. That's where we come in. This thread is to brainstorm responses to such questions.

Thanks for bringing this up, Keon. I actually have a speech prepared...


Hi, everyone, I'm fr0stbyte124. You may know me from my work trolling illiterate children on the Minecraft Forums, but what you may not know is that I, too, was once an illiterate children.
It was only through the tireless work of my family and teachers, who would beat me senseless until I learned proper spelling and grammar, and made me the upright citizen I am today.
I was very lucky in that aspect of my life. But nowadays, it is illegal for a teacher to beat a child with a 6 ft hickory pole, or even force another child to beat them with a pole to learn them all how the real world works. Now, I am sure this is all somehow Obama's fault, but the fact of the matter is, our children are paying the price and it now falls to us to set things right. Not the liberal schools. Not the kids' hippie parents. Just us.

I would ask that everyone present today go out and beat just three illiterate children senseless. Then, if those children each beat three more illiterate children senseless, and they three more, soon we will have solved the epidemic of child illiteracy.

Thank you.

fr0stbyte124 wrote:

I, too, was once an illiterate children.
Thank you.

He was once many children. Over the many, long years, all of them were melded into one: The Great Codergodwizard we know today as Fr0stbyte124!

fr0stbyte124 wrote:

Keon wrote:

So as you know, the Futurecraft topic on MC forums has a lot of people saying "WHEN IS IT OUT" or worse: "Where is the download link?" Frostbite comes up with witty responses to these people, but it is only a matter of time before he runs out. That's where we come in. This thread is to brainstorm responses to such questions.

Thanks for bringing this up, Keon. I actually have a speech prepared...


Hi, everyone, I'm fr0stbyte124. You may know me from my work trolling illiterate children on the Minecraft Forums, but what you may not know is that I, too, was once an illiterate children.
It was only through the tireless work of my family and teachers, who would beat me senseless until I learned proper spelling and grammar, and made me the upright citizen I am today.
I was very lucky in that aspect of my life. But nowadays, it is illegal for a teacher to beat a child with a 6 ft hickory pole, or even force another child to beat them with a pole to learn them all how the real world works. Now, I am sure this is all somehow Obama's fault, but the fact of the matter is, our children are paying the price and it now falls to us to set things right. Not the liberal schools. Not the kids' hippie parents. Just us.

I would ask that everyone present today go out and beat just three illiterate children senseless. Then, if those children each beat three more illiterate children senseless, and they three more, soon we will have solved the epidemic of child illiteracy.

Thank you.

Pure genius.

fr0stbyte124 wrote:

Keon wrote:

So as you know, the Futurecraft topic on MC forums has a lot of people saying "WHEN IS IT OUT" or worse: "Where is the download link?" Frostbite comes up with witty responses to these people, but it is only a matter of time before he runs out. That's where we come in. This thread is to brainstorm responses to such questions.

Thanks for bringing this up, Keon. I actually have a speech prepared...


Hi, everyone, I'm fr0stbyte124. You may know me from my work trolling illiterate children on the Minecraft Forums, but what you may not know is that I, too, was once an illiterate children.
It was only through the tireless work of my family and teachers, who would beat me senseless until I learned proper spelling and grammar, and made me the upright citizen I am today.
I was very lucky in that aspect of my life. But nowadays, it is illegal for a teacher to beat a child with a 6 ft hickory pole, or even force another child to beat them with a pole to learn them all how the real world works. Now, I am sure this is all somehow Obama's fault, but the fact of the matter is, our children are paying the price and it now falls to us to set things right. Not the liberal schools. Not the kids' hippie parents. Just us.

I would ask that everyone present today go out and beat just three illiterate children senseless. Then, if those children each beat three more illiterate children senseless, and they three more, soon we will have solved the epidemic of child illiteracy.

Thank you.

XD

blockman42 wrote:

fr0stbyte124 wrote:

Keon wrote:

So as you know, the Futurecraft topic on MC forums has a lot of people saying "WHEN IS IT OUT" or worse: "Where is the download link?" Frostbite comes up with witty responses to these people, but it is only a matter of time before he runs out. That's where we come in. This thread is to brainstorm responses to such questions.

Thanks for bringing this up, Keon. I actually have a speech prepared...


Hi, everyone, I'm fr0stbyte124. You may know me from my work trolling illiterate children on the Minecraft Forums, but what you may not know is that I, too, was once an illiterate children.
It was only through the tireless work of my family and teachers, who would beat me senseless until I learned proper spelling and grammar, and made me the upright citizen I am today.
I was very lucky in that aspect of my life. But nowadays, it is illegal for a teacher to beat a child with a 6 ft hickory pole, or even force another child to beat them with a pole to learn them all how the real world works. Now, I am sure this is all somehow Obama's fault, but the fact of the matter is, our children are paying the price and it now falls to us to set things right. Not the liberal schools. Not the kids' hippie parents. Just us.

I would ask that everyone present today go out and beat just three illiterate children senseless. Then, if those children each beat three more illiterate children senseless, and they three more, soon we will have solved the epidemic of child illiteracy.

Thank you.

XD

Pretty sure they do that in China, and they are way smarter than us, so we just need to beat children? That is all? On it.