A startling discovery.

Friends, ponies, self-obsessed dictators...

Today, I have made perhaps the most monumental revelation in this history of this forum. Acting on earlier information granted to me by the fellows on chat, I had accessed a function previously unknown to most, if not all of you who are reading this! Upon doing so, out of whim I decided to look up our esteemed forum member and moderator's location, Last_Jedi_Standing. What I discovered is not shocking at first glance, to say the least.



But on a more thorough lookover, one must note the surroundings...

Now, my friends, what I am about to say will surprise you, nay, shock you, but I must make known this forum secret before they find me. Last_Jedi_Standing is but one of several high-level Communist infiltrators sent to penetrate our weakest outlet of information, the Internet! You can see by his location on the map, in a private yacht off the coast of Cuba, that he is clearly one of the top lieutenants of this operation!



He and his lackeys have been sent here to spread their socialist ideas sublimely and discreetly so as to catch us of the freedom-loving world offguard! You must acknowledge the ringleader's sloppiness over the past few days, letting his mask of a personality slip in favor of titles more befitting his true intentions! Comrades, we are the first line of defense. The fate of the world hangs in the balance...we must not fail, and beat these Communist dogs back to their darned island!

LOL, you missed by close to 90 miles.

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Arabian Moon wrote:

Friends, ponies, self-obsessed dictators...

Today, I have made perhaps the most monumental revelation in this history of this forum. Acting on earlier information granted to me by the fellows on chat, I had accessed a function previously unknown to most, if not all of you who are reading this! Upon doing so, out of whim I decided to look up our esteemed forum member and moderator's location, Last_Jedi_Standing. What I discovered is not shocking at first glance, to say the least.



But on a more thorough lookover, one must note the surroundings...

Now, my friends, what I am about to say will surprise you, nay, shock you, but I must make known this forum secret before they find me. Last_Jedi_Standing is but one of several high-level Communist infiltrators sent to penetrate our weakest outlet of information, the Internet! You can see by his location on the map, in a private yacht off the coast of Cuba, that he is clearly one of the top lieutenants of this operation!



He and his lackeys have been sent here to spread their socialist ideas sublimely and discreetly so as to catch us of the freedom-loving world offguard! You must acknowledge the ringleader's sloppiness over the past few days, letting his mask of a personality slip in favor of titles more befitting his true intentions! Comrades, we are the first line of defense. The fate of the world hangs in the balance...we must not fail, and beat these Communist dogs back to their darned island!

Altough you have been speaking in an interesting way, "your lack of faith disturbes me", or, in other words, hope that the DEVs will see your actions with amusement

Okay, one, this is information anyone can access at any time by clicking on the 'Who's online' hyperlink on the index page. I'm not some 1337 hacker who somehow managed to pinpoint Jedi's location and release it for the intention of being a jerk. Secondly, I intentionally distorted where he's at by, as he said, 90 miles so as to not invade privacy too much and also make more sense in the post.

No I say practically it is, theoretically we are Asia ...

Better than the average but not rly, I make a lot of silly mistakes that stack up and ruin everything (like missing a number and stuff).

Oh and why did you think I'm good in it ?

Because Asians are stereotypically portrayed as math wizes and all-around geniuses.

A good reason not to place Israel in Asia . As you see practically we are Europe ...

And yeah after 8th grade Geography is not imperative here anymore. I learn physics and programming instead of Geography. It's usually what the bad students study couse it's relatively easy.